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Accelerating My Life

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Wren wrote: »
    Dadouw wrote: »
    Wren wrote: »
    since I'm Canadian, I could technically join the British army instead since they allow commonwealth nations to do so. Be better than training in quebec with angry french instructors yelling at you in french all the time

    you'd probably get yelled at in english anyway

    beside, you wouldnt realize that what the french instructor is yelling are compliments

    I just hate french people so much

    I had a friend in basic and he said the only really bad thing besides fellow trainee jackasses were the french instructors being french all the time

    yeah those stupid french, who do they think they are

  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    doesn't anyone just wanna kill people any more

    it's all "pay for college" this and "only way out of a dead end town" that

  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The only reason ever I would join the army

    would be to reclaim the French Louisiana and annex the rest of canada

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i wanna kill people tam

    i wanna kill lots of people!

  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    oh shit i've revealed our plans

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  • PataPata Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yvan eht nioj.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I WANNA KILL

    I WANNA SEE DEAD BURNT BODIES

    I WANT VEINS IN MAH TEETH AND BLOOD IN MY HAIR

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Come join the Marines

    you will get to travel to many places like me

    The Marines is clearly the superior choice.

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  • WrenWren Registered User
    edited July 2010
    I'd like to join the Space Marines if I could please

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Perhaps before you accelerate your life you should consider excelerating your breath.

    Yo breath stank.

  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    There's a line in Generation Kill that goes something like
    If Marines could get what they needed when they needed it we would be happy and wouldn't ready to kill people all of the time. The Marine Corps is like America's Pitbull. They beat us, mistreat us and every once in awhile, they let us out to attack someone.

    i like that.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    metz do the navy

    it'll be good for you

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I am in sore need of discipline and life experience as well... Man, all that's left is to lose some weight and take the ASVAB and hopefully get myself a good job.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    do it metz do it

    i believe in you

    do it

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Projeck why are you so eager for me to join the navy?

    ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY POKEMON CARDS!?

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Metzger, if you join the Navy you will have to go on boats and in the ocean and do you know that there are monsters in the ocean?

  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Projeck why are you so eager for me to join the navy?

    ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY POKEMON CARDS!?

    i just think it's a good idea

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Metzger, if you join the Navy you will have to go on boats and in the ocean and do you know that there are monsters in the ocean?

    there won't be after i'm done

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I've been seriously considering joining the army for at least three years. For a long time I figured I would ignore this impulse, because I've also wanted to be a photographer and a fashion designer and the guy who makes castles for Weta, but I know that none of that is happening.

    As time goes on, though, and as I approach my last year of college, the impulse is still there. I still want to join the military. Not because it is my last resort, but it's because it's something I want to do. I want to throw grenades, I want to go to foreign countries, I want to bulk up, and I want somebody abominable to give me an excuse to shoot back at them.

    So, I've given myself a deadline. If I can't get a proper job by my 24th birthday, I'm going to get the fuck out of the world and join the Army. As I understand it, with my BA, I'm eligible for OCS, which means that by New Years of that Year, I would be 2nd Lieutenant Penguin Incarnate, which would look real good on a business card.

    I considered the Navy for a while, but I realized that I hate people named Lawrence.

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  • ProjeckProjeck Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    plus you get a uniform

    everyone loves a uniform

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Projeck wrote: »
    plus you get a uniform

    everyone loves a uniform

    a really nice uniform too. navy whites are snazzy.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Do you know how much better my j/o sessions would be if I was in a uniform?

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    the navy uniform is the scrubbiest of the military getups

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    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    why do you think the navy made their uniforms white? :winky:


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    naaah man, the navy's dress uniform is slick shit. the marines have the best dress uniforms though

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Metz, you should check out the show Carrier. It's a really strange reality/documentary show, because it's amazing that any arm of the military gave this much access to something like PBS. Because that show, while realistic (and I love it), it far from the most flattering portrayal of the Navy.

    It doesn't bullshit and, while, yeah, it is TV, it's worth checking out.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    yeah the marines really do have the best dress uniform

    that thing is slick as hell

    if you can't get a lady in that you need to just give up forever

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i thought about joining the navy about a year back
    mainly because its a hassle to write up resumes and cover letters to a bunch of companies
    navys just got forms

    and i guess it would be a good experience, in terms of the actual work and the personal development involved
    but i dunno the thought of spending a few weeks on a boat doesnt sound great
    i like my personal space
    and i dont like committing to anything ahead of time (see: AusPAX) so a 3 or 4 year contract at a place that could make it hard to leave does not sound like something i want to be signing without some real basis

    plus i dont even care about the damn navy

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Uniforms:
    Hussars > Marines > Navy > Army > Coast Guard > Surgeon General > Garbage Collectors > Music Men > Air Force.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    ugh coast guard is awful

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    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Beefeaters have the best uniforms.

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    fuck YES they do

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Anyways, Metz, I'm right there with you.

    I love writing, I love film, I love doing what I'm doing with school, but at the same time, joining the military is intensely attractive. There's a lot of benefits that come with it and there's also a lot of risks and detriments. It isn't for everybody and, the best advice I could give you-- which is advice I've been given-- is don't do something because it's your only option or because you panic or something. If you're going to join the Navy, do it because you want to.

    Which I think is half-assed, decent advice for any endeavor in life.

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  • TamTam I hate art I love artRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    astronauts have the best uniforms

  • WrenWren Registered User
    edited July 2010
    power armor operators have the best uniforms. powered uniforms. of armor.

    why can't real life be like my japanese animes :(

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Come on! Look at the hussars! Tell me Beefeaters look better!
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    Anyways, I realize that the only way I'm ever going to get a BFA is if the military gives me my tuition via the GI Bill.

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  • Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Anyways, Metz, I'm right there with you.

    I love writing, I love film, I love doing what I'm doing with school, but at the same time, joining the military is intensely attractive. There's a lot of benefits that come with it and there's also a lot of risks and detriments. It isn't for everybody and, the best advice I could give you-- which is advice I've been given-- is don't do something because it's your only option or because you panic or something. If you're going to join the Navy, do it because you want to.

    Which I think is half-assed, decent advice for any endeavor in life.

    dude, staying in college and getting my faggy-assed theatre degree is probably my best option. but, even as much as i love the theatre and as alive as being on stage makes me feel, i would love to join the navy. my grandpa was an airplane mechanic! veteran of korea, even though it ended about a week after he left boot so he never got to do anything interesting except work on planes. he made a ring out of a quarter once! with a spoon!

    edit: also this plum i'm eating is amazing.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Look, get your fucking degree. Do whatever you want after that, but get your degree.

    If you still want to join the Navy, if you have a BA, you're in better shape than 90% of the people in boot camp. With a degree, I'm pretty sure you can become an officer, which means that you don't have to clean as much shit up an you get a much better bunk on a ship.

    Just saying.

    Man, I've got to talk to a recruiter one of these days. I know they're basically car salesmen with guns, but I still need to do it. I also know a guy who's a Lt in the Marines and a former Ranger, so they're pretty good references, too.

    PS: I'm a film major. We're all in this together.

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  • ph blakeph blake Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm in the navy like right now. I'm reenlisting next week so I guess I find it tolerable enough, but there really is a lot of bullshit involved. If you do decide to join always remember "Choose your rate, choose your fate."

    The navy is the only branch (pretty sure about this but not 100% that no one else does it) that guarantees your enlisted rating (basically what your actual job is) in your initial contract that you sign when you enlist. That means that if you sign up as say, a Hospital Corpsmen (which covers everything from combat medics to administrative nurse types depending on where you get stationed) they can't be like "Nah, fuck that we need some more cooks!" halfway through boot camp.

    Your rating is very important since it effects not only your day to day job but also things like where you can get stationed, your sea/shore duty rotation and even how fast you advance (due to the fucked up navy advancement system where each rating is issued a quota of how many people can advance per cycle based off the "needs of the navy").

    This website has a pretty good overview of all the rates, or you could ask around in the H/A military thread and I'm sure someone there could answer just about any question you had.

    Good luck with whatever you end up doing.

    I'm gonna bite you!
    I'm gonna bite you! I'm gonna bite you with your own fuckin teeth!
  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Okay, PH Blake, T/F: If you have a college degree, you are eligible for OCS?

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  • TiBTiB Registered User
    edited July 2010
    I tried joining the marines, but apparently my skeleton is wrong in so many ways of which I was unaware.

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