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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I bet your wife appreciates this story.
Super stoked for camping next next weekend btw.
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS!
(under the water like 60 feet but still)
They cast a shadow like a sundial in the morning light. It was half past 10.
whats being said about brontosauruses
I can believe this, actually
Imagine finding the skeletons of Danny DeVito and Yao Ming (and you don't have the technology that we do now); would you think they were from the same species?
I'm from a pretty white town.
I worked at CHick-fil-A for a while. Our customers were mostly white teenagers and white middle-aged ladies.
We had a few black regulars, and by "regulars" I mean "pot heads who came in and acted all rowdy most weekends".
at a place that only serves fried chicken.
After a while, you start to dread seeing young black men walk into the store, because the last dozen times, they've been completely stoned and completely impossible. Then you feel terrible, because you let a shitty part-time job in the mall turn you racist.
Holy s.
I think I would still prefer a brother with a sister. A quarter of the joy would be watching the act and the rest of the pleasure would be from the inevitable awkwardness that will grow from such an act.
My God could I feast on such gossip.
Wait, it wasn't more than half, it was about a third.
The dude's name is Jack Horner and here's an article about it.
and by miss i mean seriously dude what the fuck did you do that for and why did you feel the need to share
Copy and pasted from wiki.
Elmer Riggs had published a paper in the 1903 edition of Geological Series of the Field Columbian Museum which argued that Brontosaurus was not different enough from Apatosaurus to warrant its own genus, and created the combination Apatosaurus excelsus: "In view of these facts the two genera may be regarded as synonymous. As the term 'Apatosaurus' has priority, 'Brontosaurus' will be regarded as a synonym."
Despite this, at least one paleontologist—Robert Bakker—argued in the 1990s that A. ajax and A. excelsus are in fact sufficiently distinct that the latter continues to merit a separate genus.[16] This idea has not been accepted by many palaeontologists.[11][17]
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
So it's not the incest per se that turns you on
it's watching others sow of the seeds of future misery and self-loathing?
ITS PLUTO ALL OVER AGAIN
Horner ain't a slouch, so I'm inclined to give him some leeway.
But in the case of the triceratops, can't they just give the adult the obviously better triceratops name as well?
As one of the earliest fossil finds in the US, Tyrannosaurus is probably safe from reclassification
Wait, I thought that torosaurus had been tentatively identified as an older triceratops
One of the articles I just read said that Triceratops is getting preference in the name.
Steam
How awkward.
I really do question why I remembered everything I could about her
I think that was the part of the day she hated most.
The time frame: High School, Sophomore Year
The setting: High School Dance
The Story: Nerdy young Ipse goes to the school dance to hang out with his nerdy friends, drink sodas, and generally have a good time. So friends are standing around talking to each other, making fun of how none of them can dance. Group breaks up as people go off to do their own things. Young Ipse is left alone, and so goes to sit on a bench for a bit.
Up comes a girl. A girl?!
Girl continues to walk towards Young Ipse (Why is a girl walking towards me?)
Girl asks Young Ipse to dance
"O...Okay" stammers Young Ipse
Now at this point it should be mentioned, Young Ipse has hardly even talked to girls much less held hands or even danced with a girl. All of this is racing through Young Ipse's head. Girl says some things while walking towards the dance floor. Ipse replies on auto pilot, the entire time freaking out with no idea what to do.
DANCE FLOOR
Moment of truth. Girl starts dancing. Young Ipse suddenly realizes he has no idea how to dance. Girl asks him if he's OK. Ipse mumbles something and runs off to hide in shame for the rest of the evening.
Young Ipse does not go to another dance for the rest of High School.
The End
Pfft a freind killed herself in front of me but she had problems
Apatasaurus means something like elusive lizard I think? The things fucking 30 tonnes it's not goddam elusive.
It's like the kid at school that pissed his pants in year two during lunch. It may be 12 years on and he may be hot and suave with the ladies but good lord he's still going to be known as pisslunch.
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
Pluto ain't a planet
No one was really interested, so he dropped his pants and started jumping up and down and shouting about how someone had to be interested in his penis.
He is going to be my new room mate.
but what if they reclassify some bitch-ass dino as a younger t-rex
or they find out that t-rexes were lamer than we thought, like they had feathers or some shit
oh god
i dont know if i can handle another raptor debacle guys
you may be strong enough
but im not
Americans.
Did you know when the vote was held to reclassify Pluto the only people that voted it was a planet was Americans?
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
They did, sort of, with Nanotyrannus
oh hey it's a planet and not a rock
woop dee doo!
the thing about Pluto is that it matches other things in the solar system not usually thought as planets better than it matches Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus or Neptune.
They'd be like... giant carnivorous turkeys. Hilarious!
Awkward moment: This one guy I was on a date with carves soapstone. He told me that the most profitable thing he carves is marijuana pipes. "... That's interesting," I said, not wanting to appear the total square that I am.
That date didn't really go very far...
Satans..... hints..... I'm a mo bro!
well played, my friend.