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Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "dbag [chat]", by Organichu

Irond WillIrond Will DragonmasterCambridge. MASuper Moderator, Moderator mod
edited August 2010 in [2008-2012] Awesome Posts?
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Post: dbag [chat]
Forum: Debate and Discourse
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Posted by: Organichu
Original Content:
i had a few roommates but the two i grew kind of close to were sam and matt

anyway

matt was like, the son a mother would want

he was good looking, he ran every morning, he never skipped class, he had a 4.0, he went on to become an RA, a tour guide for the campus, and like a dozen other club things and all. we had a church right on campus and he even went into manhattan every week because he preferred a more traditional service, with latin. not my soulmate or anything, but a good, reliable guy.

...except he believed in santa claus.

i remember the day clearly because it was the same day the knicks went into triple OT versus the grizzlies. matt was sleeping because he actually cared about class, and everyone was in our room being incredibly loud and boisterous, watching the game. matt kept rolling around and all, and a few times i asked sam to keep them quiet but he was the king of boisterousness. and then then the knicks won and everyone was screaming and somehow liquified peanut butter went everywhere (including on the tv)

finally matt snapped and screamed at everyone to get out of his room, and all of them left except sam and i (sam now chastened and apologizing)

anyway

this is all a long and unnecessary prelude to this:

now matt can't sleep so he and i are talking and he eventually goes "i know you're not religious at all but you've been pretty tolerant of my stuff. i know i talk about it a lot. i want to tell you something."

and i'm trying to figure out what he's getting at and eventually it comes out that he believes in santa clause. he swears he saw him, while wide awake and alert, flying through the sky.

and i'm sitting there trying to digest this when he goes,

"i've wanted to tell someone that for a while. i know it sounds ridiculous- but santa claus is real."

and then he rolled over and went to sleep.

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  • HenroidHenroid Gibberish Cold white sand!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    He had to be fucking with Organichu.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades His love is a prize Rantin' and RavenRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Man, if that's his one fault it would have been a shame to pass him up

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You know what?

    This Matt dude is cool

    I wish I could believe in Santa Claus and still have the presence of mind to not be fucking schizo as fuck (since Matt kept it a secret he obviously knew how crazy he sounded)

  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Snerkywizards Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rent wrote: »
    You know what?

    This Matt dude is cool

    I wish I could believe in Santa Claus and still have the presence of mind to not be fucking schizo as fuck (since Matt kept it a secret he obviously knew how crazy he sounded)

    It would be pretty awesome to still have a childlike wonder of the world.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    so what.

    If he can believe in one magic man in the sky is it really a stretch to think he can believe in others?

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Not tests. They were trying to kill it.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    so what.

    If he can believe in one magic man in the sky is it really a stretch to think he can believe in others?

    this is exactly why my parents never told me Santa Claus was real

  • DietarySupplementDietarySupplement Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Wait, what? Santa Claus isn't real? Who the fuck keeps putting these presents under my tree? In every place I moved, ever?

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  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Wait, what? Santa Claus isn't real? Who the fuck keeps putting these presents under my tree? In every place I moved, ever?

    Easter Bunny, he just doesn't wanna deal with the mail, so he outsources it to the elves.

  • OrganichuOrganichu Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i can assure y'all he wasn't fucking with me

    he brought it up a few days later, though i got the sense that he was kind of wary- expecting me to taunt him

    and then one time i brought it up to him, before the school year ended

    he basically was of the opinion: "i don't know how much of the mythos is accurate, but i know that he exists in some form. i'm not saying i believe in the magical lists or anything, but he's there and he can fly"

    hmm

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  • SipexSipex Registered User
    edited August 2010
    Maybe he's the god in charge of making the sun come up?

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  • The Geebs That Got BigtimedThe Geebs That Got Bigtimed Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    so what.

    If he can believe in one magic man in the sky is it really a stretch to think he can believe in others?

    uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh

  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I think I gave geebs a hernia in his brain

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Not tests. They were trying to kill it.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    good job buttcleft

    you are such a terrible person you gave Geebs a brain injury

  • agoajagoaj Avatar avatar avatar HD Avatar of the Year EditionRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    I think I gave geebs a hernia in his brain

    a braincleft

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    so what.

    If he can believe in one magic man in the sky is it really a stretch to think he can believe in others?

    this is exactly why my parents never told me Santa Claus was real

    Man that's terrible.

  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I already like this Matt character more than most of you

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks License Number 137596Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    so what.

    If he can believe in one magic man in the sky is it really a stretch to think he can believe in others?

    uggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh

    I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein or Superman

    all I wanna do is

  • NartwakNartwak Registered User
    edited August 2010
    agoaj wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    I think I gave geebs a hernia in his brain

    a braincleft

    Thank god!

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