JASON VOORHEES APPRECIATION (NSF56K, COUNSELORS, MOTHERS OF MONGOLOIDS)

Kochikens

original I assume?
if it handed me a note with circle y/n I would circle y

sorry despite renting pieces and slaughter high when I was 13 I never got a chance to watch it, my friends all fell asleep and demanded I turn off the tv, I specifically remember putting it back into the rental return slot with a frown

but I am easy, TLB. it is very hard for me to not enjoy a movie. TLB tell me are you excited for the last exorcism

The Lovely Bastard

Dichotomy wrote: »

still haven't seen the evil dead movies

don't think I'm missing much

get out

Kuribo's Shoe

HE STOLE A ROCK FROM STONEHENGE AND PUT IT INTO MICROCHIPS

AAAH

AHHH

AHHH

I DON'T HAVE TO WRITE A HALLOWEEN MOVIE THAT MAKES SENSE BECAUSE I'M HOMER SIMPSON

Romanian My Escutcheon

Friday the 13th.

Proof that lighting may strike a franchise two or three times, but it never strikes more than that.

The Lovely Bastard

Kochikens wrote: »

original I assume?
if it handed me a note with circle y/n I would circle y

sorry despite renting pieces and slaughter high when I was 13 I never got a chance to watch it, my friends all fell asleep and demanded I turn off the tv, I specifically remember putting it back into the rental return slot with a frown

but I am easy, TLB. it is very hard for me to not enjoy a movie. TLB tell me are you excited for the last exorcism

Exorcism movies are my least favorite movies of all

Except Exorcist 3

That movie is goddamn fantastic

The Lovely Bastard

Romanian My Escutcheon, Doxy wrote: »

Friday the 13th.

Proof that lighting may strike a franchise two or three times, but it never strikes more than that.

uhhh

12 movies dogg

a 13th in the works

they kinda made money so

Romanian My Escutcheon

The Lovely Bastard wrote: »

Romanian My Escutcheon, Doxy wrote: »

Friday the 13th.

Proof that lighting may strike a franchise two or three times, but it never strikes more than that.

uhhh

12 movies dogg

a 13th in the works

they kinda made money so

Quality wise.

Also, the fact that even the shitty ones continue to rake in the dough proves that consumers can be incredibly fucking stupid.

EDIT: Also, WHAT THE FUCK, MICROCHIPS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY, STOP BEING SO FUCKING STUPID WRITERS.

Macro9

Dichotomy wrote: »

still haven't seen the evil dead movies

don't think I'm missing much

You're missing a soul.

Pony

i am just going to link to this

Kochikens

you're gonna have to watch the last exorcism because we have to talk about it this isn't really optional.




what the
Dichotomy how have you not seen evil dead

Kuribo's Shoe

kane hodder is rad as shit

he is the 2nd raddest kane

chrishallett83

Dichotomy wrote: »

still haven't seen the evil dead movies

don't think I'm missing much

To put it in simple terms, you are an empty shell of a human being.

Rectify this immediately.

The Lovely Bastard

I honestly believe there are more good Friday the 13th movies than bad ones

And why did you do that to Kane Hodder, Pony

why

Romanian My Escutcheon

Pony wrote: »

i am just going to link to this

I have never read that before.

My life is richer for it.

The Lovely Bastard

Kane Hodder would be the raddest Kane if he wasn't all into ICP

Kuribo's Shoe

I could have lived my whole life not knowing that, TLB

thanks a whole fucking lot

Olivaw

The best Halloween movie is number one because it was directed by John Carpenter who directed the world's greatest cinematic opus, Big Trouble in Little China

That's just science

The Lovely Bastard

Man I didn't want to know it either!

I went to meet him at Monster Mania where I also met Dario Argento and Gary Busey

and he was all talking about ICP shit with dudes about the gathering of the juggalos and a piece of me died

Pony

The Lovely Bastard wrote: »

I honestly believe there are more good Friday the 13th movies than bad ones

And why did you do that to Kane Hodder, Pony

why

He asked me to.

Kane Hodder looks at you and asks you a question you answer the man truthfully.

The Lovely Bastard

Alright I gotta give you that one pony

I'd be terrified to lie to him

what if he found out

Pony

The Lovely Bastard wrote: »

Alright I gotta give you that one pony

I'd be terrified to lie to him

what if he found out

see!

this is why i had to be straight with him

what if i had said "oh, that's just sorta anime stuff, you should check it out, i think you'd like it"

yeah, that would not go well for me, ok

The Lovely Bastard

also I did an independent study on slasher films in college

I have a 30 page thesis on them

I have watched a lot of slasher movies

I could probably teach a dang class on them

Also everyone see Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon

ChicoBlue

More like Kane Hodor.

The Lovely Bastard

no chico

you do not say that to Jason

The Lovely Bastard

alright eff this noise

time to go to bed

Olivaw

Any person who has not seen Army of Darkness is not someone I can truly respect

Evil Dead II, to a lesser extent

Penguin Incarnate

The Lovely Bastard wrote: »

nah he hates them

titties made him die

(sort of)

Are you saying that Jason is about homosexual rage and/or pent up sexual mores expressing themselves as unchecked rage?

Because I'll write the balls clean off of that paper.

It will be over a million pages long and will never end.

You'll pull me off of my fucking desk chair, fused to the seat, clicking away on pages where the keys wore away long ago, just hundreds and thousands of pages that look like damn punchkeys.

It'll win the Pulitzer.

Monsty

Evil Dead 2

Before the six minute mark, Ash is lopping off his girlfriend's head with a shovel. This movie does not fuck around. And then it has Ted Raimi in a role more memorable than Joxer ever was.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pfqxjQzoIw
(only a moment of it in that vidya, big whoop P.S. groovy)

And who can forget this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83ciwAd9D8g

chrishallett83

Monsty wrote: »

Evil Dead 2

Before the six minute mark, Ash is lopping off his girlfriend's head with a shovel. This movie does not fuck around.
snip
(only a moment of it in that vidya, big whoop P.S. groovy)

And who can forget this?
snip

You realise the first act of Evil Dead 2 is a go-over of Evil Dead right? Like how at the start of Army of Darkness when Ash is a chain-gang slave, and he gives a recount of both earlier movies?

Grey Ghost

Pony wrote: »

i am just going to link to this

Hahahahahahahahaha

Monsty

chrishallett83 wrote: »

You realise the first act of Evil Dead 2 is a go-over of Evil Dead right? Like how at the start of Army of Darkness when Ash is a chain-gang slave, and he gives a recount of both earlier movies?

Alls I'm sayin', as the popular saying goes these days, is the rape train ain't got brakes.

Goatmon

Grey Ghost wrote: »

Pony wrote: »

i am just going to link to this

Hahahahahahahahaha

ahahahahaha


Pony, I love your stories.

edit: I know It's unrelated, but the next story you posted on that same page, is pretty awesome.

Spoiler:

Pony wrote: »

CaptainPeacock wrote: »

Tell us another one Pony.

Please.

I met J. Michael Straczynski at a convention some years ago.

He had no line-up at his booth, and when guests have no line-ups at their booths they're often bored and chatty, so that's the time I go up to them.

So, I got a picture with him and we talked for a bit about sci fi and stuff.

Now, earlier that year, Enterprise had gotten canceled and it was going to be the first time in like 20 years there was no Star Trek on TV at all.

A little while after that (few months before the con) JMS posted on his website that he had written a "reboot" of Star Trek as a TV series and would love for it to happen, but given his history with Paramount and the fact that Rick Berman didn't want to let go of his iron grip on Star Trek's throat, he knew it would never happen.

He even bragged about doing a whole new "series bible" with character outlines, story arcs, and even a script for a pilot.

Fans begged him to post it online. Everyone was fascinated with what a JMS-helmed Star Trek would be like, even if it would never see the light of day. He refused.

So, at the con, talking to the man personally, I asked him about this, and his reasoning why.

He said "When you're a professional writer, you don't go about giving away your ideas for free" which I understood, but I responded with "But I mean, it's not like you'll ever be able to do anything with it. You wrote a bunch of stuff with someone else's intellectual property for your own amusement. I mean, didn't you essentially write some fanfiction?"

Oh my god.

That was the wrong thing to say.

JMS is a man over twice my age and about half my size, but in that moment the glare he gave me conveyed that he considered bursting his hand through my sternum, pulling out my steaming hot, still-beating heart and howling like a crazed animal as he feasted upon it.

He clenched his jaw and said "There's a big difference between what I write and fanfiction."

I shrugged, and replied "Well, not really. It wasn't like you were expecting for this to pan out and for you to get paid for it. You did it specifically because it would amuse you and you're a fan of Star Trek, isn't that like literally the definition of fanfiction? Original character fanfiction, no less."

He stood up and I flinched. He put his hand out, I shook it, and he smiled and said "It was nice talking to you, sir." in a tone that basically said go fuck yourself.

Then he walked away.

Tonkka

TLB, I must apologize in adevance.

I have only seen one of these and I can't remember which one.

Wait, it might have been Halloween.

I am terrible at horror movie watching.

Goatmon

Olivaw wrote: »

Any person who has not seen Army of Darkness is not someone I can truly respect

Evil Dead II, to a lesser extent

Olivaw, you ever seen the homage Mainframe paid to Evil Dead, in a Reboot episode?

Olivaw

Goatmon wrote: »

Olivaw wrote: »

Any person who has not seen Army of Darkness is not someone I can truly respect

Evil Dead II, to a lesser extent

Olivaw, you ever seen the homage Mainframe paid to Evil Dead, in a Reboot episode?

No I haven't because Reboot is a dumb show

Goatmon

What, no.

Bad Olivaw. BAD.

The Geek

Friday the 13th of this month is my five year wedding anniversary.

Tonkka

The Geek wrote: »

Friday the 13th of this month is my five year wedding anniversary.

I will be your waiter that evening.

Poorochondriac

One of my fondest memories of the Friday the 13th series was watching Jason X at a Halloween party with Nads and a bunch of drunks. It gets to the scene where Jason officially becomes Jason X, and Nads says, "Finally, the prologue's over. Now that he's Jason X, the movie can actually start."

The drunks, bless their stupid little hearts, believed him. They were aghast at how long that'd make the movie, and whined all the way until the credits rolled ten minutes later.

Poorochondriac

Also that part in Jason Takes Manhattan where that guy thinks he can box Jason to death

Like, after all Jason has survived, a strong right hook is gonna do the job