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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    don't tell me

    it's gonna end with Jason lighting a cigarette and tossing it in your ear while you sleep

    or Freddy will do it

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    pretty much it's going to end with me nuking earth

    I'll destroy the world to show them that I am just in my cause

    fuck you, beetles

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    don't mess with the beetles

    they comprise 25% of all known species

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    or it could just be a subliminal message for you to start a band called Kill All Beetles

    and then paul mccartney will wind up having a panic attack upon hearing of the news

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  • AngryAngry Slang Pope Breakbeat MinisterRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    you know the name is the beatles right

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW A BEETLE BY MY WINDOW

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    sweeney tom if that beetle does anything to you, it is because you are trying to be me

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  • AngryAngry Slang Pope Breakbeat MinisterRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    who was that other imitator you had from gv tlb?

    GW2: Doomunit.5462
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    hensler

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    what are you talking about tlb

    it is obviously trying to warn me about your plans to destroy its species and enlist in me to stop you

    too bad i hate bugs

    where's my flyswatter

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    but hensler was incredibly creepy about it

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This thread is going to weird places.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    PI I just got too many imitators

    all pretenders to the throne

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This thread is going to weird places.

    if by "weird places" you mean "creepy poster named after a mood constantly stalkreplies to my posts trying to make me look like a fool when the complete opposite happens all while bugs try to assassinate TLB"

    then yes

    ontopic i finally found the Friday the 13th video game

    excited!

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    you won't be after jason murders you over and over and over and over

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i'm sure the game isn't that hard/bad

    at least not intentionally

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  • ReynoldsReynolds "The Sexecutioner" Reno Reynolds Reno, NevadaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Now we just wait...

    Perhaps with some sort of large container for his tears.

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  • AngryAngry Slang Pope Breakbeat MinisterRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This thread is going to weird places.

    if by "weird places" you mean "creepy poster named after a mood constantly stalkreplies to my posts trying to make me look like a fool when the complete opposite happens all while bugs try to assassinate TLB"

    then yes

    ontopic i finally found the Friday the 13th video game

    excited!

    haha, no one needs to try to make you look a fool.

    i just don't want tlb to get lennon'd.

    GW2: Doomunit.5462
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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Man, I remember when I read the rejected scripts for Aliens Vs Predator and Freddy Vs Jason before either movie came out.

    Guess which movie was better than the scripts that got rejected...

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It's hard to imagine either of those movies is better than anything.

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    PSN: GrahamCR
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  • Dr. FrenchensteinDr. Frenchenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Does anybody know what happened with Tucker and Dale vs Evil? I saw a preview and it's hit all the festivals and looks awesome.

    also, Freddy vs Jason is awesome, you guys shut up.

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    It's hard to imagine either of those movies is better than anything.

    Clearly you haven't read the one where Freddy and Jason are summoned back to earth by an evil psychology professor, though, if I remember correctly that one did end with Jason shoving Freddy's glove knives through his own skull, so it had that.

    Inversely, some of the AvP scripts were fucking fantastic.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    grey ghost if you don't like freddy vs jason you are an enemy of freedom

    I'd say dumb, but you have already established this to be the case numerous times

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I caught Freddy vs Jason on Sci-Fi
    it was censored, but it was still dumb fun

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i'm back from playing the Friday the 13th game

    i

    i think i need to be held

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I don't even really dig slasher movies in general

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    PSN: GrahamCR
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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    fair enough
    I don't usually either, but FvJ was just too ridiculous

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    grey ghost you are dangerously close to being worse than sweeney tom

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  • FuruFuru Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Friday the 13th is not a well made game but still lightyears ahead of Nightmare on Elm Street's

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Nightmare on Elm Street for the NES is an infinitely better game when combined with Game Genie's infinite lives cheat.

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  • cr0wcr0w Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i'm back from playing the Friday the 13th game

    i

    i think i need to be held

    I still sometimes wake up in a cold sweat with the game music in my head.

    Klyka wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure Gotham Hospital's have an entire wing each dedicated to people beat up by Batman every night.

    They call it.... the BAT-WING.

    PSN: krayven1980
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    the best 80's movie game is the death wish 3 game

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    grey ghost you are dangerously close to being worse than sweeney tom

    Oh, bullshit
    You only like him because he imitates you

    He has no redeeming qualities otherwise

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    PSN: GrahamCR
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I ain't like him at all!

    I wouldn't call him terrible if I liked him!

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fine
    You only tolerate him because he always suckin' yo dick about things you got opinions on

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    PSN: GrahamCR
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    this thread makes me sad :'[

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Fine
    You only tolerate him because he always suckin' yo dick about things you got opinions on

    you just jealous no one sucks yo dick

    or ever will

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My dick is being sucked right now

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    PSN: GrahamCR
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    your mom doesn't count

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    captain america's shield is not sucking his dick in that picture GG

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