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Blamimation: August 6th, 2010

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Bob and Sarah's marriage plans were going all too well until they found out their disturbed battle champion uncle somehow made it onto the invite list. Hinjinks immediately ensue! It's called: Rane On My Wedding Day.

  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Alanis Morrisette falls in love with a robot called Ronald, who rusts during his stag night.

    It's called I, Ronnie.

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    @gamefacts - Totally and utterly true gaming facts on the regular!
  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A young messiah discovers that the guy he thought was his dad is just some dude his mom married, and that his biological father is in fact the ultimate power in the universe.

    It's called: The Godfather.

  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Willeth wrote: »
    A woman cons people out of their money by masturbating with a stringed instrument.

    It's called: It's A Fiddle

    I don't think that's conning people so much as providing an important service and being justly rewarded

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  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Willeth wrote: »
    A woman cons people out of their money by masturbating with a stringed instrument.

    It's called: It's A Fiddle

    I don't think that's conning people so much as providing an important service and being justly rewarded

    Well then obviously you'd be the ideal mark.

    @vgreminders - Don't miss out on timed events in gaming!
    @gamefacts - Totally and utterly true gaming facts on the regular!
  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    kingworks wrote: »
    A young messiah discovers that the guy he thought was his dad is just some dude his mom married, and that his biological father is in fact the ultimate power in the universe.

    It's called: The Godfather.

    A former Imperial officer leaves the military to build a droid designed to be Man's Best Friend; his model turns out to be malfunctioning and quirky but ultimately lovable and he can't help but be extremely proud of it.

    It's called: Technological Terrier

  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Brenda Seth is a brilliant scientist studying matter teleportation. One of her experiments goes horribly wrong, exchanging her vagina with an octopus.

    It's called: Squiggly Down Under

  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A young man on a quest for self-discovery is stunned to discover that his father was found dead on a beach years ago and was actually a saltwater flatfish.

    It's called: I Come From a Sand-Found Flounder.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    An ad for...

    ...days of our lives?

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  • John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A great Empire rejoices when they suddenly and inexplicably discover a natural vein of freshly cooked bacon beneath their capital city.

    It's called: The Empire Strikes Back Bacon.

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    wow, soap opera ads. I'm totally gonna watch all my children now!

  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Juan Ricardo reprises his role as Juan Ricardostevez in the final installment of the trilogy about a man's quest to win the trust of a parallel dimension and save it from his own evil power-hungry doppleganger

    it's called

    Juan, Too 3

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    In an attempt to keep up with his variety of media appearances, live performances, book signings, television and radio shows, Penn Jillette clones himself. But each clone thinks he's the original. Hilarity ensues.

    It's called: 12 Angry Penn

  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    So all these fantastic blam puns got me thinking...

    We should have a Twitter feed for this sort of thing.

    So now we do.

    Just reply to the account, and I'll put them up on the account.

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  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    So all these fantastic blam puns got me thinking...

    We should have a Twitter feed for this sort of thing.

    So now we do.

    Just reply to the account, and I'll put them up on the account.

    See, I was thinking it should be a NotAlwaysRight/bash.org style thinger.

    @vgreminders - Don't miss out on timed events in gaming!
    @gamefacts - Totally and utterly true gaming facts on the regular!
  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    In this animated adventure, a family of owls get fed up with their boring woodland life and take a chance in the city. Their destination? First Avenue, Manhattan.

    It's called: Hoos On First

  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Tom Waits discovers that he's the tiny clone of a Hollywood character actor, and travels back in time to forge a new identity as a sassy down-home old lady at the Grand Ole Opry

    It's called

    Mini Perlman

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  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A group of MMA fighters who have fallen on hard times agree to protect a humble deli owner for nothing more than sandwiches from a gang that's been menacing his restaurant.

    It's called: Seven Ham-n-Rye

  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    In this enlightening tale, Arthur Fonzarelli tries to cheer up a depressed bee by showing it the good things in life.

    It's called: Ayy!, Bee, See?


    That was fucking awful, I'm sorry.

  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Adus wrote: »
    In this animated adventure, a family of owls get fed up with their boring woodland life and take a chance in the city. Their destination? First Avenue, Manhattan.

    It's called: Hoos On First

    This is the most probable one yet

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    Never forget.
  • WillethWilleth Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Wow, @BlamFanFeed is all kinds of backwards.

    @vgreminders - Don't miss out on timed events in gaming!
    @gamefacts - Totally and utterly true gaming facts on the regular!
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Willeth wrote: »
    Wow, @BlamFanFeed is all kinds of backwards.

    The Blam Rane wrote was 30 characters too long. I figured putting it in backwards would be the best way to keep it linear.

    Still, so we can work with a larger character limit, there's a Facebook group now.

    Follow whichever one suits your fancy.

    EDIT: Also, I need pictures for both accounts, so if anybody has any thumbnails of the Blams, let me know.

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  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A couple of first-century stoners hear an epic poem involving mythical drugs and attempt to sneak into Tartarus to score some for themselves.

    It's called: Hash of the Titans

  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A slice-of-life tale about a humble fisherman who finds a ring, moves into a cave and must deal with his annoying goblin neighbors.

    It's called: Precioussss

  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino omfg Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    WELCOME TO CIRQUE...du...soleil...


    aww.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A renowned British spy is kicked out of the agency for being too fat. To earn back his job and the woman he loves he's gotta believe in himself and lose the weight.
    It's called Live and Let Diet.

  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A documentary on respiratory illnesses.

    It's called: The Sound of You, Sick.

  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Woah, was that a Gabe cameo? Awesome.

  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i cast revive

    you're both... you're both alive

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    recent pvp has khoo cameo

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The Kurtz-Khoo has an oddly spherical head.

    It is marginally disturbing.

    EDIT: Also, a man tries to create an official page for Blamimations on Facebook, but it fails because Facebook isn't kind to people who try to do that sort of thing.

    It's called Fuck You Facebook.

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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    An alternate history exploring what the world would have been like if Sir Thomas More had been an epileptic. It's called: A Man For All Seizin's

    If you sign up for Dollar Shave Club here I get a free month of tiny metal blades delivered right to my house. Seems legit.
  • SwissLionSwissLion We are beside ourselves! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    The ad that played before the blam for me was for an Australian company!

    pretty weird!

    I have been going through Season 1 again at night, and by now I hate those fucking penguins.

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  • StraightziStraightzi WITNESS ME Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    kingworks wrote: »
    A couple of first-century stoners hear an epic poem involving mythical drugs and attempt to sneak into Tartarus to score some for themselves.

    It's called: Hash of the Titans

    I wanna make this happen

  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A freak accident revives a mummified cow, which then precedes to graze furiously.

    It's called: The Moo-mmy.

  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    a jamaican olympic rollerblading team conspires to use illegal androids to win the gold on their behalf, but not if a grouchy ex-drug tester can spot the difference! it's called blade runnings.

  • jaziekjaziek Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Nuzak wrote: »
    a jamaican olympic rollerblading team conspires to use illegal androids to win the gold on their behalf, but not if a grouchy ex-drug tester can spot the difference! it's called blade runnings.

    Best one yet.

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  • OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? peach treesRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    kingworks wrote: »
    A freak accident revives a mummified cow, which then precedes to graze furiously.

    It's called: The Moo-mmy.

    Did you even try on this one

    Come on

    PSN ID : DetectiveOlivaw | TWITTER | STEAM ID | BUY SOME STUFF!
    Never forget.
  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Olivaw wrote: »
    kingworks wrote: »
    A freak accident revives a mummified cow, which then precedes to graze furiously.

    It's called: The Moo-mmy.

    Did you even try on this one

    Come on
    You're right. I apologize. :cry:

    I take the Babe Ruth approach - swing at everything that comes your way.

  • John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A clothing shop accidently sells some novelty neck ties that have somehow been fitted with extremely bright lights.

    It's called: The Ties That Blind.

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