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Blamimation: August 6th, 2010

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A bashful member of the Conversative Party tries to juggle the various issues in his life to the extent that the franchise gets a second sequel

    It's called Coy Tory 3

    Edcrab on
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  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A band made up of teenage slackers decides to try and hit it big by playing a gig at dinosuar island.

    Its called Jurassic Punk.

    Bedlam on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A band made up of teenage slackers decides to try to hit it big by playing a gig at the petting zoo

    it's called Salt Lick City Punk

    Abracadaniel on
  • jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A group of forum moderators find themselves flung into a far future where all life on Earth has ended.

    It's called Moderate Just Us.

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  • Burden of ProofBurden of Proof You three boys picked a beautiful hill to die on. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    An old Jewish woman and her African-American chauffeur in the American South have a relationship that grows and improves over the years.

    It's called Driving Miss Daisy.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    that would work better if the woman was a duck

    Abracadaniel on
  • John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    An evil genius turns all of the water in the world into chimpanzees. From the entire Atlantic ocean to the droplets on a newborn spring flower.

    It's called: Monkey Sea, Monkey Dew.

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  • JurgJurg In a TeacupRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    After the zombie apocalypse, when every last human has been devoured, the legions of undead now controlling the planet struggle with not just hunger, but crippling boredom as they look for new diversions.

    It's called Yawn of the Dead.

    Jurg on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    An alternate history drama analysing the struggle to proliferate the metric system through the united states. Ignorance, stubbornness and a desire to be unique forces public opinion to reject the more logical system, even inventing new units for globally accepted standards including mathematical constants, throwing the world's economy into disarray.

    it's called American Pi

    #pipe on
  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    In this thriller, a group of racially and... personalitylly.. diverse people get trapped in a pit. Their only hope? The expert digologist trapped with them: Lance Ace... Will they get out in time?!

    It's called: Ace In The Hole

    Adus on
  • JurgJurg In a TeacupRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A white collar slacker must struggle against both the jealousy of his peers and his online videogame addiction if he wants to prove himself when a mixup after a company death lands him a job as the Vice President of the world's top urological research center.

    It's called Pee VP.

    Jurg on
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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The host of American Idol is convicted of a DUI and must reapply for his license.

    It's called Seacrest DMV.

    Butler on
    Letters of Doctor: I write Doctor Who stories and here they are.
    A Word For Everything (2nd Doctor)
    The Intersectors (3rd Doctor)
  • HacksawHacksaw J. Duggan Wrestler at LawRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    James May becomes possessed by Satan and opens a demonic nursery school.

    It's called: Devil May Daycare.

    Hacksaw on
  • EidolonOrpheusEidolonOrpheus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Richard Nixon has to find the source of multiple copycats strategically taking his place in the government and causing scandal. Little does he know, inside a conspicuous, monolithic hill in the middle of nowhere, a Communist factory assembles hundreds of dopplegangers.
    It's called: Dick Butte

    In honor of the webcomics thread.

    EidolonOrpheus on
  • The GeekThe Geek Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    Nicolas Sarkozy abolishes his nation's democratic government and declares himself to be king. His son is an upstart adolescent who is sent to live with his King Sarkozy's brother and sister-in-law in an upscale California neighborhood to learn valuable life lessons.

    It's called French Prince of Bel-Air

    The Geek on
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  • jkylefultonjkylefulton Squid...or Kid? NNID - majpellRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A gang of street-smart Chicago kids teaches a neighborhood how to live life and have fun.

    It's called Ill-Annoying.

    jkylefulton on
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  • OptyOpty Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    John Goodman is accidentally hit by a beam that makes all of the characters he's ever played in a movie come to life and wreak havoc on reality. It's called A Few Goodmen.

    Opty on
  • Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Patrick Stewart plays a retired MI6 agent who is pressed into becoming the proprietor of a licensed brothel in the Nevada desert when he witnesses the previous owner's abusive management style.

    It's called, Tea and Strumpets.

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  • BulwarkBulwark Registered User
    edited August 2010
    It's Quantum Leap, but instead it's called, The Time of Your Life.

    Bulwark on
  • IoloIolo iolo Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Jester313 wrote: »
    Patrick Stewart plays a retired MI6 agent who is pressed into becoming the proprietor of a licensed brothel in the Nevada desert when he witnesses the previous owner's abusive management style.

    It's called, Tea and Strumpets.

    They try to cover up but it's too late. He's already seen.

    Iolo on
  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Time Warner cable? The hell?

    Barcardi on
  • fjafjanfjafjan Registered User
    edited August 2010
    In ancient rome, the most succesful and popular race man in Circus Maximum happens to cross a mystical scottish slave. He becomes cursed and now wherever he goes, people find him annoying him. He has to face an enemy on the track that he cannot outrace - the crowd.

    It's called Chariots of Ire

    fjafjan on
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  • fjafjanfjafjan Registered User
    edited August 2010
    Hacksaw wrote: »
    James May becomes possessed by Satan and opens a demonic nursery school.

    It's called: Devil May Daycare.

    God decides the Devil is not learning from his punishment in hell, and decides to cast him down to earth. His only chance of returning is during an ancient pagan holiday, if he can procure a powerful artifact from a travelling salesman.
    It's called: Devil Mayfare

    fjafjan on
    Yepp, THE Fjafjan (who's THE fjafjan?)
    - "Proving once again the deadliest animal of all ... is the Zoo Keeper" - Philip J Fry
  • JurgJurg In a TeacupRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    In this musical re-imagining of the 1962 classic, Anne Sullivan tries to teach Helen Keller how to communicate through song and dance.

    It's called The Lyrical Worker.

    Jurg on
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  • ButlerButler 89 episodes or bust Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Annie Get Your Gun 2: No, The Other Gun

    Butler on
    Letters of Doctor: I write Doctor Who stories and here they are.
    A Word For Everything (2nd Doctor)
    The Intersectors (3rd Doctor)
  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A trucker with irritable bowel syndrome has 48 hours to travel across the country.

    It's called Semi-Colon

    PwnanObrien on
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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A neo-luddite neo-nazi has a freak accident resulting in his subconscious being stored digitally in the world's first African American prosthetic body.

    It's called I 'fro-bot

    PwnanObrien on
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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus GRAND ATTACK!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    why does he have to be a neo-luddite neo-Nazi? doesn't seem like that adds anything to the joke

    Centipede Damascus on
  • PaladinPaladin Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    why does he have to be a neo-luddite neo-Nazi? doesn't seem like that adds anything to the joke

    neither does "solves crimes." It's just the spice that makes everything taste better

    Paladin on
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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel GreenlandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    why does he have to be a neo-luddite neo-Nazi? doesn't seem like that adds anything to the joke

    It's the ultimate mismatched conscience/cybernetic body comedy, you idiot!

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Jester313 wrote: »
    Patrick Stewart plays a retired MI6 agent who is pressed into becoming the proprietor of a licensed brothel in the Nevada desert when he witnesses the previous owner's abusive management style.

    It's called, Tea and Strumpets.

    I can actually imagine this one getting a pilot, I really can

    Edcrab on
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  • fjafjanfjafjan Registered User
    edited August 2010
    Famous newscaster Rick Sanchez takes over Mike Rows job at the Discovery Channel
    It's called: Dirty Sanchez

    fjafjan on
    Yepp, THE Fjafjan (who's THE fjafjan?)
    - "Proving once again the deadliest animal of all ... is the Zoo Keeper" - Philip J Fry
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    fjafjan wrote: »
    Famous newscaster Rick Sanchez takes over Mike Rows job at Discovery Channel
    It's called: Dirty Sanchez

    goddamn

    PiptheFair on
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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A former member of the Deadliest Catch crab fishing crew moves to Alabama

    it's called: Alabama crab dangle

    Kuribo's Shoe on
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  • Jester313Jester313 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    In the year 2054, America's thirst for sport has led to a barbaric fusion of hockey, football and baseball.

    It's called: Blood Diamond

    Jester313 on
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A former member of the Deadliest Catch crab fishing crew moves to Alabama

    it's called: Alabama crab dangle
    Its really only a theory at this point.

    Bedlam on
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A stoner starts a hemp farm on a 747 belonging to his affluent uncle.

    It's called Air Bud.

    Romanian My Escutcheon on
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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Butler wrote: »
    Annie Get Your Gun 2: No, The Other Gun

    butler this made me guffaw. I really like this one.

    Langly on
  • sarukunsarukun Mr. Bulldopps Get SchwiftyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This thread is a gold mine.

    sarukun on
  • OptyOpty Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    A young man named Will finds a spear that summons an ancient Arabian Sheikh who then helps him out with his life troubles: William's Sheikh Spear

    Opty on
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