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give me a cure for the flu
Metzger Meister
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Shake.
Drink.
Feel sick.
Congratulations! Why the hell would you do that?
wait
You're not Jeeves at all!
my performance piece would consist of me shitting everywhere on stage while staggering through lines about my dastardly deeds and begging for god to kill me
Apply 5 leeches to skin.
Replace leeches every hour, on the hour.
Eat cookies and drink orange juice like the world is about to end during.
That should totally fix you.
very good, sir
if you collapse on stage and have to go to the hospital I'll rate it 5 stars
that would play in some places
sounds like food poisoning
it's sure to be more entertaining than your usual show
BAM
sadly, modern medicine is baffled as to a cure. But treatment involving 'manning up' has proven to be effective.
Can someone replace you?
If so. No worries, right?
Nobody is going to hold not wanting to throw up and shit yourself at the same time like a bodily fluid sprinkler on stage against you, surely.
http://instantrimshot.com
i'd hold it against him
and don't call me shirley
I got here as soon as I could
luckily Javen already covered this
Trunk Club
i DID have one, but he's out of town for the last week of the show. the melodrama has 28 performances so there's two casts to keep us from getting burned out, but cast b's villain is a gay dude who is a total diva. he didn't want to be in any of the parades so i had to be in all four, he didn't want to be on for certain days so i filled in and now he's on vacation in fire island or some bullshit while i'm dying of the goddamn dengue fever.
he did fill in for me so i could go see kiss though so i guess he's not all bad.
Bam.
You are the cured.
:^:
that usually works doesn't it?
snuggles work
and what a coincidence, i have several left in stock
Vomit if you have to, stay in the bathroom until it's all out of your system.
If the show starts in 6 hours, then you have 4 hours before actor's call, right? If actor's call starts in 6 hours, even better. Factor in travel time, and you have that long to recover.
One of our actors was onstage, getting thrown around by Dracula two days after an emergency appendectomy. You can do this!
dibs
nah this is my second play, but the first was all the way back in fifth grade, so.
edit: hey where'd that bit about this being my first show go now i look insane
This is a trick. Everyone knows you absorb more nutrients through your asshole anyway. I mean, why would that even be a thing that people die via alcohol poisoning by?
Grab a funnel and pour hot chicken soup into your ass.
MineCraft: Menetherin
Steam: Vloeza_SE++
That is really good for a sore throat.
I think all you can do Metz is wait for it to get out of your system.
THAT'S NOT ALL YOU'RE SMELLING
BAM
and from the sounds of it, his body is doing all it can to make sure anything containing a flu virus is gettingout of his system, one way or the other.