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Vanquish: Fight Robots with Robots

I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatnessstarlight at my feetRegistered User regular
edited August 2010 in Social Entropy++
Uriel just showed me this trailer for this game and oh my god I am so excited for it

He was all "It is Gears of War meets Bayonetta" and I was thinking okay that's stupid but then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVbVm4_Z9bI

And I mean goddamn Shinji Mikami

This game is going to be so sweet

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    That dialogue sounds very metal gear solid

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    They do say DARPA!

    But god dang.

    He punches the SHIT out of that thing's head.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    "Gears of War meets Bayonetta" made me throw up in my mouth a little.

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    RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I wish I could take this back to the 70s with out the hud and show it off as Merica verses the Commies in the future.

    "THIS IS HOW YOUR GRANDCHILDREN FIGHT WARS!"

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    "Gears of War meets Bayonetta" made me throw up in my mouth a little.

    Bayonetta had kind of a dumb aesthetic but apparently it had fantastic gameplay!

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    "Gears of War meets Bayonetta" made me throw up in my mouth a little.

    I did too when I typed it.

    But man it looks fucking sweet.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Snake? Snake?? SNAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEE!

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    "Gears of War meets Bayonetta" made me throw up in my mouth a little.

    I know

    I felt the same

    And then I watched the trailer and the only thing I would add to that is ... meets Dead Space

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    swordfights and uriel

    sittin in a tree

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Are some of the voice actors straight from gears of war though because one of the voices sounded like the main Gear guy

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    "Gears of War meets Bayonetta" made me throw up in my mouth a little.

    Bayonetta had kind of a dumb aesthetic but apparently it had fantastic gameplay!

    apparently yes it did

    in actuality it was worse than devil may cry and I didn't even know that was possible

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    "Gears of War meets Bayonetta" made me throw up in my mouth a little.

    Bayonetta had kind of a dumb aesthetic but apparently it had fantastic gameplay!

    bayonetta was over the top, and also really a solid game

    also, I saw this thing when it aired at e3 and I was somewhat interested but ehhhh

    I'll wait till I can see more

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    YES

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    "Gears of War meets Bayonetta" made me throw up in my mouth a little.

    Bayonetta had kind of a dumb aesthetic but apparently it had fantastic gameplay!

    apparently yes it did

    in actuality it was worse than devil may cry and I didn't even know that was possible

    wait what

    worse in what way?

    like, ridiculousness?

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    "Gears of War meets Bayonetta" made me throw up in my mouth a little.

    Bayonetta had kind of a dumb aesthetic but apparently it had fantastic gameplay!

    apparently yes it did

    in actuality it was worse than devil may cry and I didn't even know that was possible

    I'm not sure what worse than devil may cry means.

    I never played any of those games which i s why I did not play bayonetta either

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Oh man apparently it comes out THIS october! That is super exciting to me, I didn't really have a whole lot coming out that I was looking forward to!

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    oh what's this

    another generic third person shooter

    where you fight russian robots and the "unique" feature is that you can power-slide?

    no thank you!

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Bayonetta was awesome.

    I will fight you #pipe

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    oh what's this

    another generic third person shooter

    where you fight russian robots and the "unique" feature is that you can power-slide?

    no thank you!

    Man, I'm sorry if that combat didn't look fun to you

    But it looks like I will be having a blast with this game

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Man, when is too human 2 coming out

    Can't wait for that game

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    Man, when is too human 2 coming out

    Can't wait for that game

    uh

    really

    really

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    five bucks says they name it something dumb like 2 Human or something

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    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited August 2010
    Or Too Hum2n

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Bryar your love for too human is not going to sell the idea of this game very well.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I am floored by the fact that too human is getting a sequel

    let's see how long it takes them to make that one

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    this thread is everything bad about video games

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    t22 h2m2n

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    pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    222 22222

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    KazakaKazaka Asleep Counting SheepRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This game looks like it's gonna be bitchin'

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ITT Haters Gonna Hate

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I am floored by the fact that too human is getting a sequel

    let's see how long it takes them to make that one

    I totally unironically love Too Human. I rented it at blockbuster, beat it with two characters, a berserker and a defender

    Then I got a friend to rent it and we played through it together

    I loved it tons and tons.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    Artreus wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    "Gears of War meets Bayonetta" made me throw up in my mouth a little.

    Bayonetta had kind of a dumb aesthetic but apparently it had fantastic gameplay!

    apparently yes it did

    in actuality it was worse than devil may cry and I didn't even know that was possible

    I'm not sure what worse than devil may cry means.

    I never played any of those games which i s why I did not play bayonetta either

    Well I guess all I can say is I'm sorry.

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    KazakaKazaka Asleep Counting SheepRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Virgil_Leads_You wrote: »
    ITT Haters Gonna Hate

    If only we had a gif to express this sentiment concisely and with good humor


    Also thread title should be Vanquish - "Robot Rock" or perhaps "Robo-Rumble with Robotics" or some other goofy abuse of the letter "R"

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    No I'm okay thanks though

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    KazakaKazaka Asleep Counting SheepRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    No I'm okay thanks though

    Your polite decline is much appreciated dear sir

    but I must maintain my thread title suggestions are more fun

    I will drop the issue as per your implied request however

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You're cute, I like you

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    KazakaKazaka Asleep Counting SheepRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    You're cute, I like you

    Meet in the park
    'round time it gets dark

    and make sure you don't bring any cops

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I Win Swordfights wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I am floored by the fact that too human is getting a sequel

    let's see how long it takes them to make that one

    I totally unironically love Too Human. I rented it at blockbuster, beat it with two characters, a berserker and a defender

    Then I got a friend to rent it and we played through it together

    I loved it tons and tons.


    You're Dennis Dyack. this isn't a joke or anything, the only person alive that could type that and not catch on fire is Dennis Dyack.

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