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I have it taped to my monitor.
Yesss!
\ctually, I ran out of kleenex last night so I had to start using kitchen towels
maybe I'll go to the store later, I need milk anyway
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Fortune cookies are kind of lame nowadays, they don't give out the fortunes like they used to
they give you some numbers and a winnie the pooh quote
which was really weird
because of all the things, that was the one they chose
edit: shut up franko
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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I'm like that when someone chews with their mouth open.
It's such an awful sound.
Crunching or chewing with your mouth closed is fine.
Yeah, I am too, if you fucking smack your mouth anywhere close to me you're going to get hit. But my friend can't stand the closed mouth sound.
edit: my embarrassing habit is that I still read Bleach every week even though I can't fucking stand it anymore.
Aww man.
You know they call me Steamboat Willie.
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Some weeks later, even more shortly before starting college, we returned. Meals were eaten, conversation was had, and in short order, the cookies were made available once again. I selected mine, and made some comment about hoping that I actually received a fortune this time. Upon cracking it open, however, I found that I had, once again, come up empty.
Now clearly it was impossible for this to have been a simple coincidence. No way. I could conceive of only two hypotheses to explain this phenomenon: Either 1) I was already perfect and didn't need any more advice, or 2) I had been forgotten by fate and would therefore live forever. Naturally, I opted to believe the latter, as living forever would be cool.
For the final act in this drama, fast forward a few more weeks. I have started college, and some new friends and I decide to go out to the Chinese place in this town (again using the definite article, again for the same reason). At the culmination of the meal, I relate the story thus far to my dining companions, and they agree that it's weird, and we all are excited to see what is going to happen.
The cookies arrive. I open mine. There is a fortune inside.
"Don't forget, you are always on our minds."
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
I hate it when people are chewing with their mouths close, but they make this godawful squish noise as they chew
I'm not playin starcraft, don't need to be hearin zerg damnit
edit: They're watching you Framling
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your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
A horrible cacophony of slobs.
Rustle rustle.
Crunch.
Slurp slurp.
Rustle.
Moan.
"Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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also, it is hot as all hell
crwth, gimme one of your skirts, shorts aren't cuttin it
they just don't taste that good to me
the taste just sorta lingers
and it makes me want more
Doritos must really lose some of their loveliness when they are in a paste form.
it lingers because the damn flavoring powder sticks to your fingers and your clothes and everything else you touch
Gonna store this little tidbit away in the ol' memory banks for later.
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if there are an odd number of steps I do a complicated little dance near the top/bottom which rearranges which foot is on the next step to be my left
Like, commercials where people are powering back drinks and "aahhh...refreshment!" Fuck. that. noise.
gross
like the little haggard wheezing noises really fat people make
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I would advise you to file this into the "things to avoid" folder.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
it really is according to them
I generally eat alone as a consequence
wheeze
smell finger
sup guys
oh I am going to enjoy having this information