Creatures of Habit

Beasteh

too busy weeping while comfort eating (loudly, mouth open, wheezing) to post

DrZiplock

pick lint out of belly button.

Watch as significant other takes it and asks "why are you handing me pocket lint?"

Laugh.

Expose truth.

Be denied sex and forced to buy lots of purrell.


sup guys.

DrZiplock

Balefuego wrote: »

DrZiplock wrote: »

The sound of people drinking or swallowing.

Like, commercials where people are powering back drinks and "aahhh...refreshment!" Fuck. that. noise.

oh I am going to enjoy having this information

I'm not sure if your girl likes kissing you, but I'll rip your lips off and mail them to her.

Yukira

Belruel wrote: »

pick lint out of bellybutton

smell finger


sup guys

Go on.

MereHappenstance

Anyone else constantly rearrange their side or rear-view mirrors while driving?

It seems everytime I get it right, I look back and it's slightly off.

damnit

nuka

No, but if any screens I'm looking at are even slightly filthy I have to stop and clean them.

I don't understand how some people just don't care. My dad doesn't, he's letting me borrow his MP3 player and the screen is just messed up.

Moriveth

mully wrote: »

and for some reason, i called moriveth ... and when i called, he was like "yeah about those birds you wanted, you can have them for the price we agreed.." and i was like "no no mori i just escaped from jail i can't take your birds anymore!"

Oh my goodness this is wonderful

Air

i crip walk all over the place

L|ama

today i saw a fat guy with a jew fro wearing a t shirt that said "im kind of a big deal" with his stomach fat hanging out the bottom and polyester sweatpants

it was amazing

CrackedLens

i cant stand for the tines of a fork to be uneven

it bothers the ever-lovin shit out of me and i cant use the fork

DrZiplock

I should teach you to eat with chopsticks.

L.E.O.

CrackedLens wrote: »

i cant stand for the tines of a fork to be uneven

it bothers the ever-lovin shit out of me and i cant use the fork

sometimes i think of biting the shit out of a fork and your teeth get stuck in between the tines.

Fire Truck

L.E.O. wrote: »

CrackedLens wrote: »

i cant stand for the tines of a fork to be uneven

it bothers the ever-lovin shit out of me and i cant use the fork

sometimes i think of biting the shit out of a fork and your teeth get stuck in between the tines.

fuck you

Fuck You

Usagi

DrZiplock wrote: »

I should teach you to eat with chopsticks.

I would pay cash dollars to see this

Yukira

I have to remove the plastic protective film put on electronics in the factory, even on other people's devices.

CrackedLens

Usagi wrote: »

DrZiplock wrote: »

I should teach you to eat with chopsticks.

I would pay cash dollars to see this

i can kind of use them, it takes some work though

Spudge

Are we talking about obsessive compulsive tendencies in here?

I have a lot of them, like having to chew my food an even number, on each side of my mouth. If I poke my gums in one place with a chip, I have to poke the other side in the same place with the next one

HyperAquaBlast

Right before I orgasm with a woman I have to wisper in her ear "I love you."

First time and everytime with whoever.

CrackedLens

HyperAquaBlast: the nicest rapist

Straightzi

HyperAquaBlast wrote: »

Right before I orgasm with a woman I have to wisper in her ear "I love you."

First time and everytime with whoever.

Yeah but what about with a man

Fandyien

I am a perpetually listless, unhappy addict

HyperAquaBlast

Straightzi wrote: »

HyperAquaBlast wrote: »

Right before I orgasm with a woman I have to wisper in her ear "I love you."

First time and everytime with whoever.

Yeah but what about with a man

"You complete me."

Mysst

fandy you need to get high on life

MereHappenstance

L|ama wrote: »

today i saw a fat guy with a jew fro wearing a t shirt that said "im kind of a big deal" with his stomach fat hanging out the bottom and polyester sweatpants

it was amazing

Was it Jonah Hill?

Please tell me he had a neckbeard to go with it.

Hunter

HyperAquaBlast wrote: »

Right before I orgasm with a woman I have to wisper in her ear "I love you."

First time and everytime with whoever.

But with a man you just bust a nut and get up for a drink, huh.

HyperAquaBlast

Hunter wrote: »

HyperAquaBlast wrote: »

Right before I orgasm with a woman I have to wisper in her ear "I love you."

First time and everytime with whoever.

But with a man you just bust a nut and get up for a drink, huh.

Hey I brought one back for you too!

Not my fault you were still groggy.

Hunter

HyperAquaBlast wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

HyperAquaBlast wrote: »

Right before I orgasm with a woman I have to wisper in her ear "I love you."

First time and everytime with whoever.

But with a man you just bust a nut and get up for a drink, huh.

Hey I brought one back for you too!

Not my fault you were still groggy.

I'm not a pump and dump goddammit, and I will not be treated like Rane in that manner.

Stale

Hunter wrote: »

HyperAquaBlast wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

HyperAquaBlast wrote: »

Right before I orgasm with a woman I have to wisper in her ear "I love you."

First time and everytime with whoever.

But with a man you just bust a nut and get up for a drink, huh.

Hey I brought one back for you too!

Not my fault you were still groggy.

I'm not a pump and dump goddammit, and I will not be treated like Rane in that manner.

Hunter and I cuddled for at least 2 mins before he got up

Burning Organ

If I get excited about something I need to rub my hands together in very weird ways. I can suppress this enough to not do it in front of people but I still need to do it sooner or later.
If I am sleeping or sitting on something that makes a lot of noise when I move and it makes a noise I will attempt to recreate that noise.
Whenever I go from a dark place to a place that is lit up and I know I need to get back to the darkness I will keep one eye closed while in the lit space.
I sometimes chew so much chewing gum in one day that it has a laxative effect. This is something that is very irritating.

Also, I avoid eating breakfast with my family because I am always in a irritated mood during the mornings and some of my family members sound like they are running a marathon while eating and oh god the noise. Couple this with the fact that it is usually otherwise pretty quiet except the breathing and eating, huffing and stuffing...
I can't stand it. I probably eat loudly as well though.

Cogliostro

I have a very specific routine for checking out my truck in the morning, and if it is interrupted or done out of sequence I just don't feel right the entire day. It didn't take my new partner very long to learn this and just leave morning check-out to me while she takes a nap.

Burning Organ

Read that as panther.

I was very confused. Why did you have a panther, how did it mess up your routine and what did you do to it to teach it not to do so?

TyrantCow

CrackedLens wrote: »

i have a few:

i routinely count words or syllables in what i say

tv volume has to be on even numbers, or mulitples of 5

i bite my pinky nail only

i have a routine of cracking my fingers, wrists, neck, elbows, knees, and back in the morning

my shower always has the same routine: scrub face, shave, brush teeth, wash body, wash hair. anything outside of that routine is weird

things either need to be lined in some sort of uniform fashion or completely random, not a little bit of both

i have more...

5 is not an even number.

Cogliostro

Burning Organ wrote: »

Read that as panther.

I was very confused. Why did you have a panther, how did it mess up your routine and what did you do to it to teach it not to do so?

Her name is Karla and she's absolutely beautiful.

Druhim

TyrantCow wrote: »

CrackedLens wrote: »

i have a few:

i routinely count words or syllables in what i say

tv volume has to be on even numbers, or mulitples of 5

i bite my pinky nail only

i have a routine of cracking my fingers, wrists, neck, elbows, knees, and back in the morning

my shower always has the same routine: scrub face, shave, brush teeth, wash body, wash hair. anything outside of that routine is weird

things either need to be lined in some sort of uniform fashion or completely random, not a little bit of both

i have more...

5 is not an even number.

yes, that would be why he said or multiples of 5

Cogliostro

Haha that is so awesome

Druhim

how's it hangin' cogs?

The Geek

The Geek wrote: »

Spoiler:

GET IT?

Druhim

yes geek, they're wearing habits

Inquisitor

I'm trying to think of habits I have but I am coming up short. I drink a lot of water? Like, I drink 2-3x as much water as most people I know, I'm just always thirsty. I have to be drinking something while I eat a meal too or it hurts my throat.

The only other things I can think of, and I'm really stretching here, is that I post on these forums a lot and I tend to gravitate to what I feel are underused characters/strategies/items in games.

The Geek

Druhim wrote: »

yes geek, they're wearing habits

I REQUIRE CONSTANT VALIDATION