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Creatures of Habit

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    too busy weeping while comfort eating (loudly, mouth open, wheezing) to post

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    pick lint out of belly button.

    Watch as significant other takes it and asks "why are you handing me pocket lint?"

    Laugh.

    Expose truth.

    Be denied sex and forced to buy lots of purrell.


    sup guys.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion."
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Balefuego wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    The sound of people drinking or swallowing.

    Like, commercials where people are powering back drinks and "aahhh...refreshment!" Fuck. that. noise.

    oh I am going to enjoy having this information


    I'm not sure if your girl likes kissing you, but I'll rip your lips off and mail them to her.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion."
  • YukiraYukira My watch is stopped on Jump Time.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    pick lint out of bellybutton

    smell finger


    sup guys

    Go on.

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Anyone else constantly rearrange their side or rear-view mirrors while driving?

    It seems everytime I get it right, I look back and it's slightly off.

    damnit

  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    No, but if any screens I'm looking at are even slightly filthy I have to stop and clean them.

    I don't understand how some people just don't care. My dad doesn't, he's letting me borrow his MP3 player and the screen is just messed up.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    mully wrote: »
    and for some reason, i called moriveth ... and when i called, he was like "yeah about those birds you wanted, you can have them for the price we agreed.." and i was like "no no mori i just escaped from jail i can't take your birds anymore!"

    Oh my goodness this is wonderful

  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i crip walk all over the place

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    today i saw a fat guy with a jew fro wearing a t shirt that said "im kind of a big deal" with his stomach fat hanging out the bottom and polyester sweatpants

    it was amazing

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i cant stand for the tines of a fork to be uneven

    it bothers the ever-lovin shit out of me and i cant use the fork

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I should teach you to eat with chopsticks.

    snap02869.jpg "zip, i dunno what it is about you, but there's something very cat-like about your face. i can't really place it. like, a puma or something. you'd make a good mountain lion."
  • L.E.O.L.E.O. Registered User
    edited August 2010
    i cant stand for the tines of a fork to be uneven

    it bothers the ever-lovin shit out of me and i cant use the fork
    sometimes i think of biting the shit out of a fork and your teeth get stuck in between the tines.

  • Fire TruckFire Truck Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    L.E.O. wrote: »
    i cant stand for the tines of a fork to be uneven

    it bothers the ever-lovin shit out of me and i cant use the fork
    sometimes i think of biting the shit out of a fork and your teeth get stuck in between the tines.

    fuck you

    Fuck You

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  • UsagiUsagi WOMP WOMPRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I should teach you to eat with chopsticks.

    I would pay cash dollars to see this

    You heard it here first, folks.
    Putting your finger in someone's butthole.
    Basically the same as flowers.
  • YukiraYukira My watch is stopped on Jump Time.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I have to remove the plastic protective film put on electronics in the factory, even on other people's devices.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Usagi wrote: »
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    I should teach you to eat with chopsticks.

    I would pay cash dollars to see this

    i can kind of use them, it takes some work though

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  • SpudgeSpudge Registered User
    edited August 2010
    Are we talking about obsessive compulsive tendencies in here?

    I have a lot of them, like having to chew my food an even number, on each side of my mouth. If I poke my gums in one place with a chip, I have to poke the other side in the same place with the next one

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Right before I orgasm with a woman I have to wisper in her ear "I love you."

    First time and everytime with whoever.

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  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    HyperAquaBlast: the nicest rapist

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  • StraightziStraightzi Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Right before I orgasm with a woman I have to wisper in her ear "I love you."

    First time and everytime with whoever.

    Yeah but what about with a man

  • FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I am a perpetually listless, unhappy addict

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Right before I orgasm with a woman I have to wisper in her ear "I love you."

    First time and everytime with whoever.

    Yeah but what about with a man

    "You complete me."

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  • MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    today i saw a fat guy with a jew fro wearing a t shirt that said "im kind of a big deal" with his stomach fat hanging out the bottom and polyester sweatpants

    it was amazing

    Was it Jonah Hill?

    Please tell me he had a neckbeard to go with it.

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Right before I orgasm with a woman I have to wisper in her ear "I love you."

    First time and everytime with whoever.

    But with a man you just bust a nut and get up for a drink, huh.

  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Right before I orgasm with a woman I have to wisper in her ear "I love you."

    First time and everytime with whoever.

    But with a man you just bust a nut and get up for a drink, huh.

    Hey I brought one back for you too!

    Not my fault you were still groggy.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Right before I orgasm with a woman I have to wisper in her ear "I love you."

    First time and everytime with whoever.

    But with a man you just bust a nut and get up for a drink, huh.

    Hey I brought one back for you too!

    Not my fault you were still groggy.

    I'm not a pump and dump goddammit, and I will not be treated like Rane in that manner.

  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Right before I orgasm with a woman I have to wisper in her ear "I love you."

    First time and everytime with whoever.

    But with a man you just bust a nut and get up for a drink, huh.

    Hey I brought one back for you too!

    Not my fault you were still groggy.

    I'm not a pump and dump goddammit, and I will not be treated like Rane in that manner.

    Hunter and I cuddled for at least 2 mins before he got up

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    If I get excited about something I need to rub my hands together in very weird ways. I can suppress this enough to not do it in front of people but I still need to do it sooner or later.
    If I am sleeping or sitting on something that makes a lot of noise when I move and it makes a noise I will attempt to recreate that noise.
    Whenever I go from a dark place to a place that is lit up and I know I need to get back to the darkness I will keep one eye closed while in the lit space.
    I sometimes chew so much chewing gum in one day that it has a laxative effect. This is something that is very irritating.

    Also, I avoid eating breakfast with my family because I am always in a irritated mood during the mornings and some of my family members sound like they are running a marathon while eating and oh god the noise. Couple this with the fact that it is usually otherwise pretty quiet except the breathing and eating, huffing and stuffing...
    I can't stand it. I probably eat loudly as well though.

  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I have a very specific routine for checking out my truck in the morning, and if it is interrupted or done out of sequence I just don't feel right the entire day. It didn't take my new partner very long to learn this and just leave morning check-out to me while she takes a nap.

  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Read that as panther.

    I was very confused. Why did you have a panther, how did it mess up your routine and what did you do to it to teach it not to do so?

  • TyrantCowTyrantCow Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i have a few:

    i routinely count words or syllables in what i say

    tv volume has to be on even numbers, or mulitples of 5

    i bite my pinky nail only

    i have a routine of cracking my fingers, wrists, neck, elbows, knees, and back in the morning

    my shower always has the same routine: scrub face, shave, brush teeth, wash body, wash hair. anything outside of that routine is weird

    things either need to be lined in some sort of uniform fashion or completely random, not a little bit of both

    i have more...

    5 is not an even number.

  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Read that as panther.

    I was very confused. Why did you have a panther, how did it mess up your routine and what did you do to it to teach it not to do so?

    Her name is Karla and she's absolutely beautiful.

    :D

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    TyrantCow wrote: »
    i have a few:

    i routinely count words or syllables in what i say

    tv volume has to be on even numbers, or mulitples of 5

    i bite my pinky nail only

    i have a routine of cracking my fingers, wrists, neck, elbows, knees, and back in the morning

    my shower always has the same routine: scrub face, shave, brush teeth, wash body, wash hair. anything outside of that routine is weird

    things either need to be lined in some sort of uniform fashion or completely random, not a little bit of both

    i have more...

    5 is not an even number.

    yes, that would be why he said or multiples of 5
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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Haha that is so awesome :D

  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    how's it hangin' cogs?

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
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    Spoiler:

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    yes geek, they're wearing habits :P

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  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm trying to think of habits I have but I am coming up short. I drink a lot of water? Like, I drink 2-3x as much water as most people I know, I'm just always thirsty. I have to be drinking something while I eat a meal too or it hurts my throat.

    The only other things I can think of, and I'm really stretching here, is that I post on these forums a lot and I tend to gravitate to what I feel are underused characters/strategies/items in games.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    Druhim wrote: »
    yes geek, they're wearing habits :P

    I REQUIRE CONSTANT VALIDATION

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