RADlands - Original Thread #18 MINT CONDITION $200 OBO **WILL ACCEPT TRADES**

Squall

Seven days ago, the world ended. Not with a bang, or with a whimper, but with a sound like a tiger playing a banjo made entirely of pudding.

Grab your shotgun and don your re-purposed sporting equipment - Ragnarok's come and it's time to mess shit up.

100% Core Rules - RADlands Mods - Characters

Seasons now available on super CD: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17]

If you do not want to make a character, but would still like to bip in occasionally/fuck with the players, then do I have good news for you! Characters whose names are written in Lime may be controlled by anyone who wanders into the thread. Anyone. Just make sure to post the character's actions in Sandybrown so DE?AD notices them.



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Addendum C/O Raneados

Squall is the best around, ain't nothin' gonna keep him down.

Squall

gonna take this post

for when de?ad updates

SO I CAN POST HIS UPDATE HERE

NOT MINE DURR

DontShootToasters

locked before page 100?

Sorcery!

Squall

I'm sleepy and I need to get up for work tomorrow!

DE?AD

Why would you want to secure a post before an update?

Squall

easy reference so I don't have to search for it later

I often re-read the updates

Shabooty

how much you pay larlar for this early lock squall?

Stilts

I just realized this is our 18th thread.

Hot damn, RADlands has been going on for a while.

Shabooty

10 months?

Raneados

more than that, hasn't it?

i joined in like october of 2009 and you guys had been going for like 2 months already

Squall

why don't you guys

you know

click the first thread and find out

it's right up there

Raneados

ugh so lazy

Raneados

hmm maybe i joined in november

Raneados

or i joined whenever i joined

Shock G

I was here before all of you

Even DE?AD

Watching

DE?AD

There is maybe a pretty decent chance there will be no update today.

Raneados

that's okay, boots

Antimatter

bummer

oh well, whenever you can is good

VALVEjunkie

hahahaha I just clicked the first thread

sam is such a dick

Marshmallow

Sorry for the lack of Henry doing anything of substance.

Visiting family, having decidedly neutral times, will hopefully be able to break free to post something or another later tonight.

Cheeseliker

bRAH

VALVEjunkie

Tommy2Hands in the first thread wrote:

I only have four ods, but I'm kinda scared of Hard Knock Life

hopefully it won't fuck me over too badly

E: I mean, it would be worth much more if it was a big deal

right?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Raneados

oh tommy

just precious

Stilts

I should start reading through the old RADlands threads like I did with the Gloss threads.

You and me, Valve. We're gonna have a nostalgia adventure.

Squall

I think DE?AD mistook me for Swill in the first thread

also dunno if I want to read my old posts

it'll be like walking through haze

VALVEjunkie

Stilts wrote: »

I should start reading through the old RADlands threads like I did with the Gloss threads.

You and me, Valve. We're gonna have a nostalgia adventure.

lets do it :winky:

E: shit whatever happened to bear, anyway?

Stilts

Dubh in the first thread wrote:

I choose the easy way out, as far as backgrounds go. Still working on the true identity thing, if I ever want to use that. Or have to (due to a dire situation).

Well.

That's prophetic.

VALVEjunkie

hahahahaha I just read that

Stilts

Also, Dubh, seeing as Ash is kind of Dusty's assistant know, this Od you picked worries me a little:

Dubh wrote:

Fetish [-1]: You have a strong, sexual fetish for some odd thing or another (feet, big ears, Asians, etc.) and have to attempt to satisfy this urge whenever you can. You must pass a TN (Social x 3) Social Test to ignore these urges in any situation that they might spring up. Failure means you go into a compulsive fit, indulging in your particular compulsion for a number of minutes equal to the amount by which you failed the Test. You may shrug off this urge, but doing so causes you to take one Social Wound.

scarlet st.

God it has been so long since I was a giant head with hands and feet and a penchant for little boys

Antimatter

we still have to find the Loeli epitaph

scarlet st.

It has me curious, that's for sure

Stilts

So...

Dubh in the first thread wrote:

[The Third Heat]

Dusty also looks sad. An incredibly loud sigh, which partly turns into a mechanical squeal, emerges from the vocalizer. "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust."

Okay, so I understand that, when you have a character named Dusty and you're in a post-apocalyptic setting with Wild West flavoring, that phrase is bound to come up.

I still find it a little hilarious that I made a character named Ash, and the custom mission title that Dubh comes up with on Ash's first outing as Dusty's assistant is:

Dubh in the 15th thread wrote:

[Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust][Dusty Bhan]Stress 0% RAD 100%
[Skills: Wasteland Survival 45%, Materials Engineering 64%, Administration 25%]
[Traits: Compulsive Scavenger -5%, Deep Pockets 5%, Eidetic Memory 5%, Hard to Kill 10%, Mastermind 20%, Neo-Tokyo Drifter 5%, Eccentric -15%, RAD Dance Routine -%, Black Card]

"If you mu-u-ust know..." Dusty strides toward the open van, chest puffed out. "Am somewhat of a bogeyman. A crrrrst-t-t wissshrrrrt ssheey shrrrrrr." Testing the metal with his foot, Dusty leans forward, inspecting the inside of his creation. "Let's see what this ca-a-a-an do."

That's just wonderful.

DE?AD

I mainly titled it that because it is the best name for a buddy cop movie.

Stilts

Oh, that's right, you made that title in the update post. Forgot that part.

Still, that's a pretty funny coincidence.

To me, anyway.

DE?AD

Also, since when is Ash a redhead?

I've been picturing her as a blonde.

Speed Racer

DE?AD wrote: »

Also, since when is Ash a redhead?

I've been picturing her as a blonde.

Pretty sure she's always been a redhead

Raneados

she's always been a redhead, i'm pretty sure

but before i knew, I had her pictured as having black hair

Stilts

Speed Racer wrote: »

DE?AD wrote: »

Also, since when is Ash a redhead?

I've been picturing her as a blonde.

Pretty sure she's always been a redhead

Yeah, her description always had red hair.

DE?AD

She should be blonde or black-haired.

Basically, we already have a redhead.

Speed Racer

I think of Syd having like, fire-red hair

and Ash having a more subdued almost brownish red