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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Kazaka wrote: »
    Robopenis, cleft?
    Robopenis? Robopenis?

    Robo
    penis?

    ...Robopenis, Buttcleft?


    she intends to interface with legion, with extreme prejudice
    repeatedly

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I've said it before and I'll say it again

    Sovereign is actually going to the citadel to have made sex with it
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  • -Tal-Tal All comedy is derived from fear. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    why did you post a picture of reaper bukkake

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    -Tal wrote: »
    why did you post a picture of reaper bukkake

    because Metal on Metal is such a turn on.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    -Tal wrote: »
    why did you post a picture of reaper bukkake

    WHY DID YOU PUT THIS PHRASE AND IMAGE IN MY HEAD

    WHY

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    why did you post a picture of reaper bukkake

    WHY DID YOU PUT THIS PHRASE AND IMAGE IN MY HEAD

    WHY

    hey, at least he's never called you one D:

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  • LanrutconLanrutcon Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This thread is just brimming with great DLC ideas.

    Assholes.

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  • KazakaKazaka Registered User
    edited August 2010
    So listen boys, so listen -

    Neither of my roomies have played ME at all

    How best to shove it down their throats?

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Lanrutcon wrote: »
    This thread is just brimming with great DLC ideas.

    Assholes.

    ASS-ault of the citadel. a hardcore reaper simulation. now avalible in shin akiba.

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  • Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Lanrutcon wrote: »

    Assholes.

    What kind?

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  • battledrillbattledrill Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Kazaka wrote: »
    So listen boys, so listen -

    Neither of my roomies have played ME at all

    How best to shove it down their throats?

    Best way is to have them watch you play. It's worked for me. People go crazy for eye candy, and make sure you are playing soldier class.

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  • LanrutconLanrutcon Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Dox the PI wrote: »
    Lanrutcon wrote: »

    Assholes.

    What kind?

    Apparently the robotic kind!

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  • ebotasticebotastic Going Gonzo In People's HeartsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    -Tal wrote: »
    ebotastic wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    that canon romance video still gives me nightmares

    You know, that drive core is pretty shiny.

    And there's a whole boatload of windows looking in on it. I know it's an orb and everything, but I think it'd still be possible for someone to watch Miranda and Shepard/Scionpard going at it if they were so inclined.
    It's Kelly Chambers, pressed against a window overlooking the drive core. She's crying but she can still see your two forms through the tears. All she can manage to say is "You have a new message at your private terminal, Commander Shepard" over and over.

    Kasumi actually watches you and has a line about it.

    "Right where Tali works, Shepard? And just how genetically modified is Miranda? Because, I mean...wow!"

    Is that actually in the game?

    I don't do the whole DLC thing.

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  • DragkoniasDragkonias Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Yes, it is.

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Quite amusingly, yes. This is part of why Kasumi fucking rocks and she needs to be in ME3.

    Orca on
    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Playing a vanguard right now

    Charging the FUCK out of everything is really, really fun

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  • DarkCrawlerDarkCrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    just popping in to see if this thread needs another reminder of turian superiority to all other species

    no?

    good

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ebotastic wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    ebotastic wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    that canon romance video still gives me nightmares

    You know, that drive core is pretty shiny.

    And there's a whole boatload of windows looking in on it. I know it's an orb and everything, but I think it'd still be possible for someone to watch Miranda and Shepard/Scionpard going at it if they were so inclined.
    It's Kelly Chambers, pressed against a window overlooking the drive core. She's crying but she can still see your two forms through the tears. All she can manage to say is "You have a new message at your private terminal, Commander Shepard" over and over.

    Kasumi actually watches you and has a line about it.

    "Right where Tali works, Shepard? And just how genetically modified is Miranda? Because, I mean...wow!"

    Is that actually in the game?

    I don't do the whole DLC thing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTFdarn8k18

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    Playing a vanguard right now

    Charging the FUCK out of everything is really, really fun

    Welcome to the fraternal brother (and sister)-hood of Vangods. The line for free headbutts forms to the left.

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    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

    The 2012 issue of Fornax. | Steam and Origin: Espressosaurus
  • ebotasticebotastic Going Gonzo In People's HeartsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    ebotastic wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    ebotastic wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    that canon romance video still gives me nightmares

    You know, that drive core is pretty shiny.

    And there's a whole boatload of windows looking in on it. I know it's an orb and everything, but I think it'd still be possible for someone to watch Miranda and Shepard/Scionpard going at it if they were so inclined.
    It's Kelly Chambers, pressed against a window overlooking the drive core. She's crying but she can still see your two forms through the tears. All she can manage to say is "You have a new message at your private terminal, Commander Shepard" over and over.

    Kasumi actually watches you and has a line about it.

    "Right where Tali works, Shepard? And just how genetically modified is Miranda? Because, I mean...wow!"

    Is that actually in the game?

    I don't do the whole DLC thing.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTFdarn8k18

    Thanks guys, and Buttcleft. That really takes the funny out of my joke.

    And Kasumi's not jealous, she's disappointed:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egjSCxLn3vU

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  • übergeekübergeek Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Kazaka wrote: »
    So listen boys, so listen -

    Neither of my roomies have played ME at all

    How best to shove it down their throats?

    Naked blue alien chick?

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    übergeek wrote: »
    Kazaka wrote: »
    So listen boys, so listen -

    Neither of my roomies have played ME at all

    How best to shove it down their throats?

    Naked blue alien chick?

    DAT ASS.

    Orca on
    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

    The 2012 issue of Fornax. | Steam and Origin: Espressosaurus
  • PopesnaxPopesnax Registered User
    edited August 2010
    I like how Kasumi explicitly knows about Morinth, too (she refers to Morinth by name when she warns you about banging her), but doesn't care that you obviously murdered Samara and replaced her with a demon Asari whore.

    Kasumi is a bro.

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  • joshgotrojoshgotro Bloat much? Cincinnati, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    When did Garrus ever pick up a lady in ME? Shep and his banter makes no sense.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    joshgotro wrote: »
    When did Garrus ever pick up a lady in ME? Shep and his banter makes no sense.

    its bro banter.

    you wouldnt understand

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  • joshgotrojoshgotro Bloat much? Cincinnati, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    All the bro banter I have all day long is about shit that actually happened between bros. Wait. Did I miss some whore house DLC for ME?

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    Playing a vanguard right now

    Charging the FUCK out of everything is really, really fun

    :^:

    good new OP dox

    and in ME1 there were a ton of scenes garrus had with this one female turian fangirl

    but they got cut because HEY NO FEMALE TURIANS IN MASS EFFECT :x

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  • ZephyrZephyr Registered User
    edited August 2010
    Popesnax wrote: »
    I like how Kasumi explicitly knows about Morinth, too (she refers to Morinth by name when she warns you about banging her), but doesn't care that you obviously murdered Samara and replaced her with a demon Asari whore.

    Kasumi is a bro.

    kinda dissapointed with the whole morinth pretending to be samara (except for that one node on tuchanka)

    felt like a cop out, just using the same lines for samara over again

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  • ShrieveShrieve Game Designer CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Popesnax wrote: »
    I like how Kasumi explicitly knows about Morinth, too (she refers to Morinth by name when she warns you about banging her), but doesn't care that you obviously murdered Samara and replaced her with a demon Asari whore.

    Kasumi is a bro.

    I was surprised that after such a short bit of DLC Kasumi became one of my favorite characters in ME2. I love her personality and her ability is pretty badass as well.

    However I do get pissed whenever I go to her room on the ship and I find no dialog trees.

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  • OrcaOrca Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Shrieve wrote: »
    Popesnax wrote: »
    I like how Kasumi explicitly knows about Morinth, too (she refers to Morinth by name when she warns you about banging her), but doesn't care that you obviously murdered Samara and replaced her with a demon Asari whore.

    Kasumi is a bro.

    I was surprised that after such a short bit of DLC Kasumi became one of my favorite characters in ME2. I love her personality and her ability is pretty badass as well.

    However I do get pissed whenever I go to her room on the ship and I find no dialog trees.

    Then you get loud and spill drinks and it's all ok. She's got the rockingest bunk on the ship.

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    evilthecat wrote: »
    "Bioware I want to suck on your teets of gamingness".

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    she's got a fuckin' HOLOCHAIR in the corner

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  • DarkCrawlerDarkCrawler Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    joshgotro wrote: »
    When did Garrus ever pick up a lady in ME? Shep and his banter makes no sense.

    Well, they hunted Geth for like months after that before the Collectors attacked...I assume when they weren't racing against the clock, they stopped in outposts, colonies, cities etc. and got laid.

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  • joshgotrojoshgotro Bloat much? Cincinnati, OhioRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    joshgotro wrote: »
    When did Garrus ever pick up a lady in ME? Shep and his banter makes no sense.

    Well, they hunted Geth for like months after that before the Collectors attacked...I assume when they weren't racing against the clock, they stopped in outposts, colonies, cities etc. and got laid.

    Obviously not because any of those situations would be monumental to the plot and Bioware wouldn't fuck that up.

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  • -Tal-Tal All comedy is derived from fear. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I honestly think Kasumi has replaced Mordin as my favorite squadmate

    Well-adjusted, funny, great in combat, human...what's there not to love?

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  • curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    "by council order, i am authorized to seek and destroy geth wherever they may be found. and lady, i believe there's a geth in your undergarments."

    "that seems a little extreme, commander."

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  • 3clipse3clipse I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Labyrinths are awesome!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    2 pages of horrible, horrible fanfic, followed by discussions about headbutting

    I love this thread so much <3

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  • SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    In ME3, I'd like to have access to all the rooms in my ship, even if I don't have a person to put in there yet. What if I had to see something floating alongside the ship, but couldn't because Samara wasn't around to meditate?

    Kasumi is an exception, of course, since her room is obviously locked because she locked it before meeting you, back when she infiltrated the Normandy and smuggled her bar, holochair, desk, plants, paintings, and books in. Then when she meets you, she's all "see you on the ship, Shepard!", like she hasn't been there the whole time and kept cloaking ahead of you every time you stopped at the citadel until you "recruited" her. Sly.

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  • PopesnaxPopesnax Registered User
    edited August 2010
    "by council order, i am authorized to seek and destroy geth wherever they may be found. and lady, i believe there's a geth in your undergarments."

    "that seems a little extreme, commander."

    Considering how everyone just takes your word that you're a Spectre, that would probably work.

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  • ebotasticebotastic Going Gonzo In People's HeartsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Popesnax wrote: »
    "by council order, i am authorized to seek and destroy geth wherever they may be found. and lady, i believe there's a geth in your undergarments."

    "that seems a little extreme, commander."

    Considering how everyone just takes your word that you're a Spectre, that would probably work.

    It's because your Shepard believes it.

    If you tell the council to shove it on the Citadel in ME2 you'll start to(or keep) refer to yourself as "former Spectre."

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  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Speaking of Reaper bukkake...don't Reapers spew liquid metal at high velocities?

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