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Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "[Chat]tack Dog", by Irond Will

PonyPony Registered User regular
edited August 2010 in [2008-2012] Awesome Posts?
Pony has reported a post.

Reason:
I am laughing at Will's pain. I invite you to also laugh at Will's pain.
Post: [Chat]tack Dog
Forum: Debate and Discourse
Assigned Moderators: Elki, ElJeffe, Irond Will

Posted by: Irond Will
Original Content:
i bought some refined chemical grade capsaicin at one point

and it was like, it had kind of a shitty industrial flavor and was suspended in a really viscous oil, but was wicked hot. like a drop or two would spice up a cauldron of soup pretty well

so i thought i'd buy a little portable spritzer/ atomizer and emulsify it with some water and use it on food

so the first time i try it, i spray a few squirts and the oils atomize and basically bounce off the food and make this choking miasma filling the room around me

blinded, tears running down my face, gagging

yep, i maced myself

Pony on

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I did this to myself as well.

    Except with mace.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    adytum wrote: »
    I did this to myself as well.

    Except with mace.

    the arrow is meant to point towards bad people

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
  • BobbleBobble Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    adytum wrote: »
    I did this to myself as well.

    Except with mace.

    the arrow is meant to point towards bad people

    Doesn't necessitate that he points it away from himself.

  • Big ClassyBig Classy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    adytum wrote: »
    I did this to myself as well.

    Except with mace.

    Sure you were in pain, but the guys were put off by your runny nose and teary eyes. They couldn't rape you. You won!

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Bobble wrote: »
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    adytum wrote: »
    I did this to myself as well.

    Except with mace.

    the arrow is meant to point towards bad people

    Doesn't necessitate that he points it away from himself.

    I can just imagine people with guilt complexes at home with mace

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  • adytumadytum Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I did point it away from myself.

    The wind just wasn't cooperating that day.

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  • AzadIsCoolAzadIsCool Registered User
    edited August 2010
    He wanted to use it to heat up food?

    I laugh.

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