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Fuck it I'll make this thread [PIRANHA 3D]

TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
edited September 2010 in Social Entropy++
You know what movie I just got back from?

Mother fuckin'

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3D

Maybe you have heard of it, maybe you haven't.

For those not in the know, it is a remake of the original, which was made in part by this fine gent:

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The guy behind such films as Death Race 2000, Children of the Corn, Dino Shark and, of course, Sharktopus

You want a trailer? Here's a trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW5_4gZ0Jn4

This movie was everything you could ever hope for.

Hyper gory - In fact it may be one of the goriest films I have ever seen

So many boobies - The ratio of tits to screen time was basically 1:1

Cheesy dialouge - It would make Chester the Cheetah blush

And of course this was all in GLORIOUS

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Also it has Doc Brown

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Also Gianna Michaels being torn apart while para sailing - so there's that

Seriously duders, if you love some seriously self aware B movies, go see this thing. It is a blast to see with a bunch of friends. Our whole theater was laughing and cheering their butts off throughout.

In short

SEE THIS WHILE IT IS STILL IN THEATERS!!~

Tasteticle on

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