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Fuck it I'll make this thread [PIRANHA 3D]

TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
edited September 2010 in Singularity Engine++
You know what movie I just got back from?

Mother fuckin'

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3D

Maybe you have heard of it, maybe you haven't.

For those not in the know, it is a remake of the original, which was made in part by this fine gent:

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The guy behind such films as Death Race 2000, Children of the Corn, Dino Shark and, of course, Sharktopus

You want a trailer? Here's a trailer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW5_4gZ0Jn4

This movie was everything you could ever hope for.

Hyper gory - In fact it may be one of the goriest films I have ever seen

So many boobies - The ratio of tits to screen time was basically 1:1

Cheesy dialouge - It would make Chester the Cheetah blush

And of course this was all in GLORIOUS

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Also it has Doc Brown

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Also Gianna Michaels being torn apart while para sailing - so there's that

Seriously duders, if you love some seriously self aware B movies, go see this thing. It is a blast to see with a bunch of friends. Our whole theater was laughing and cheering their butts off throughout.

In short

SEE THIS WHILE IT IS STILL IN THEATERS!!~

Tasteticle on

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    brackets

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  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    me and brackets are like this


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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I had a game once that was called piranha

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  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My friends and I are highly debating seeing this.

    You fuck wit' Die Antwoord, you fuck wit' da army.
  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Pre-empting Kochi coming in here and complaining about how I got the times messed up and got her hopes up for a midnight showing last Thursday, I'M SORRY

    We're all gonna see it Tuesday though, should be neat

  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fandeathis wrote: »
    My friends and I are highly debating seeing this.

    you should

    you really really should

    it is a riot because it is a film that knows exactly what it is and exploits itself to the maximum


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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    So I love cheesy disaster movies. And boobies.

    Those are both awesome things.

    But when you say this movie is gory, I hate torture porn horror type movies, and am just not a fan of watching people get hurt lots.

    Is the gore in this cartoonish enough that it is still pretty funny and needs to be seen?

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  • FandeathisFandeathis Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Fandeathis wrote: »
    My friends and I are highly debating seeing this.

    you should

    you really really should

    it is a riot because it is a film that knows exactly what it is and exploits itself to the maximum

    Sounds pretty good. A lot of films that try to do that suck though. But I have only heard great things about this so far. I think we'll be seeing it!

    You fuck wit' Die Antwoord, you fuck wit' da army.
  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Artreus wrote: »
    So I love cheesy disaster movies. And boobies.

    Those are both awesome things.

    But when you say this movie is gory, I hate torture porn horror type movies, and am just not a fan of watching people get hurt lots.

    Is the gore in this cartoonish enough that it is still pretty funny and needs to be seen?

    it's on the verge of being too much, but part of that is the fun of it. It's awesome when something happens and everyone in the crowd is going NOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    if i wanted to see gianna michaels torn apart wouldnt i just fire up whatever the latest porntube is

  • Fire TruckFire Truck Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My parents saw this the other day, and when they visited they kept insisting that I should see it.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Kovak wrote: »
    if i wanted to see gianna michaels torn apart wouldnt i just fire up whatever the latest porntube is
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    look at it this way

    every time you see Piranha 3-D and like it, Grey Ghost goes even more insane

    also it is fantastic

  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    look at it this way

    every time you see Piranha 3-D and like it, Grey Ghost goes even more insane

    also it is fantastic

    fuck im gonna see it like 20 times then

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Fire Truck wrote: »
    My parents saw this the other day, and when they visited they kept insisting that I should see it.

    Let's go see it tomorrow

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I hope they paid the CG studio that worked on this all the money that went into making this...

    because honestly, the only parts of this anybody wants to see are the Piranhas, specifically the Piranhas in 3D.

    Nobody's paying to see your shitty rehash of the plot of Jaws, they came to see normal mapped fish eat people.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    if you think the plot of the movie was the concern of anyone involved in making it

    I think you might have watched it wrong

  • DontShootToastersDontShootToasters Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    also titties

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I mean, the poster for the movie flat out tells you that hey this is jaws with tits and gore

    in three dimensions

  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm just saying that the guy who concepted the look of their demon-fish should be paid more than all the actors in the film combined since CG Piranhas are the real stars of this film.

    Tits and the no doubt talentless actresses attached to them get paid in getting to be in a film that's seen by people who want to see Piranhas. I'm sure there are some dudes in this movie too, to whom similar rules apply.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    no the real stars are:

    1. titties

    2. blood and gore

    3. titties

    4. Ving Rhaymes

    5. CG Fish

  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ving Rhaymes is in this movie?

    Man, he must need money bad.

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Okay I could either see this or Scott Pilgrim.

    I think I would rather see this but my girlfriend will almost certainly veto in favor of Scott Pilgrim because she thinks Michael Cera is cute.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    wait

    you are judging a movie you haven't seen

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    Okay I could either see this or Scott Pilgrim.

    I think I would rather see this but my girlfriend will almost certainly veto in favor of Scott Pilgrim because she thinks Michael Cera is cute.

    I guarantee she will love Piranha 3-D

  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Go see Scott Pilgrim. It's a better reviewed movie and your sig and avatar tell me you'll most likely find it enjoyable. Wait for this thing to hit DVD. Spend the rest of your money on The Expendables so TLB can get off.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Go see Scott Pilgrim. It's a better reviewed movie and your sig and avatar tell me you'll most likely find it enjoyable. Wait for this thing to hit DVD. Spend the rest of your money on The Expendables so TLB can get off.

    except that Scott Pilgrim is not a better reviewed movie than Piranha 3-D

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    they both have 81% on rotten tomatoes

  • DontShootToastersDontShootToasters Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    TLB on a scale of 1-10 how rude is this movie?

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  • TheBlackWindTheBlackWind Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    they both have 81% on rotten tomatoes

    Pilgrim is crushing it in the "top critics" though.

    That said, I would like to see this.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    TLB on a scale of 1-10 how rude is this movie?

    this move is hella rude

    and when you think it can't get ruder

    it gets ruder

    so threeve

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    the thing is

    Scott Pilgrim will probably be on dvd sooner than Piranha 3-D and you can get the same experience

    but watching a 3-D movie in 2-D just ain't the same

    see Pirhana 3-D!

  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Go see all the movies except Eat Pray Love and Vampires Suck and Lottery Ticket.

    There, problem solved.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    you hate women, comedy, and black people

    you are history's greatest monster

  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Gianna Michaels, you say

  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    No, you're thinking of Jimmy Carter:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6txna0SLpo

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Gianna Michaels, you say

    her scene is amazing moriveth

    every scene is amazing

  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    nope sorry pwnan

    it is still you

  • MorivethMoriveth Nobody suspects a thing... Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Gianna Michaels, you say

    her scene is amazing moriveth

    every scene is amazing

    does she show her boobs

    not that I have to look very hard to find them, but still

  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I had to see this in 2D.

    All that did was assure that I will go see it again in 3D.

    It seriously exceeded all my expectations.

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