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Fuck it I'll make this thread [PIRANHA 3D]
Tasteticle
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You know what movie I just got back from?
Mother fuckin'
3D
Maybe you have heard of it, maybe you haven't.
For those not in the know, it is a remake of the original, which was made in part by this fine gent:
The guy behind such films as Death Race 2000, Children of the Corn, Dino Shark and, of course, Sharktopus
You want a trailer? Here's a trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW5_4gZ0Jn4
This movie was everything you could ever hope for.
Hyper gory - In fact it may be one of the goriest films I have ever seen
So many boobies - The ratio of tits to screen time was basically 1:1
Cheesy dialouge - It would make Chester the Cheetah blush
And of course this was all in GLORIOUS
Also it has Doc Brown
Also Gianna Michaels being torn apart while para sailing - so there's that
Seriously duders, if you love some seriously self aware B movies, go see this thing. It is a blast to see with a bunch of friends. Our whole theater was laughing and cheering their butts off throughout.
In short
SEE THIS WHILE IT IS STILL IN THEATERS!!~
Mother fuckin'
3D
Maybe you have heard of it, maybe you haven't.
For those not in the know, it is a remake of the original, which was made in part by this fine gent:
The guy behind such films as Death Race 2000, Children of the Corn, Dino Shark and, of course, Sharktopus
You want a trailer? Here's a trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW5_4gZ0Jn4
This movie was everything you could ever hope for.
Hyper gory - In fact it may be one of the goriest films I have ever seen
So many boobies - The ratio of tits to screen time was basically 1:1
Cheesy dialouge - It would make Chester the Cheetah blush
And of course this was all in GLORIOUS
Also it has Doc Brown
Also Gianna Michaels being torn apart while para sailing - so there's that
Seriously duders, if you love some seriously self aware B movies, go see this thing. It is a blast to see with a bunch of friends. Our whole theater was laughing and cheering their butts off throughout.
In short
SEE THIS WHILE IT IS STILL IN THEATERS!!~
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We're all gonna see it Tuesday though, should be neat
you should
you really really should
it is a riot because it is a film that knows exactly what it is and exploits itself to the maximum
Those are both awesome things.
But when you say this movie is gory, I hate torture porn horror type movies, and am just not a fan of watching people get hurt lots.
Is the gore in this cartoonish enough that it is still pretty funny and needs to be seen?
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Sounds pretty good. A lot of films that try to do that suck though. But I have only heard great things about this so far. I think we'll be seeing it!
it's on the verge of being too much, but part of that is the fun of it. It's awesome when something happens and everyone in the crowd is going NOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
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every time you see Piranha 3-D and like it, Grey Ghost goes even more insane
also it is fantastic
fuck im gonna see it like 20 times then
Let's go see it tomorrow
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because honestly, the only parts of this anybody wants to see are the Piranhas, specifically the Piranhas in 3D.
Nobody's paying to see your shitty rehash of the plot of Jaws, they came to see normal mapped fish eat people.
I think you might have watched it wrong
in three dimensions
Tits and the no doubt talentless actresses attached to them get paid in getting to be in a film that's seen by people who want to see Piranhas. I'm sure there are some dudes in this movie too, to whom similar rules apply.
1. titties
2. blood and gore
3. titties
4. Ving Rhaymes
5. CG Fish
Man, he must need money bad.
I think I would rather see this but my girlfriend will almost certainly veto in favor of Scott Pilgrim because she thinks Michael Cera is cute.
you are judging a movie you haven't seen
I guarantee she will love Piranha 3-D
except that Scott Pilgrim is not a better reviewed movie than Piranha 3-D
Pilgrim is crushing it in the "top critics" though.
That said, I would like to see this.
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this move is hella rude
and when you think it can't get ruder
it gets ruder
so threeve
Scott Pilgrim will probably be on dvd sooner than Piranha 3-D and you can get the same experience
but watching a 3-D movie in 2-D just ain't the same
see Pirhana 3-D!
There, problem solved.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6txna0SLpo
her scene is amazing moriveth
every scene is amazing
it is still you
does she show her boobs
not that I have to look very hard to find them, but still
All that did was assure that I will go see it again in 3D.
It seriously exceeded all my expectations.
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