Hey man, if you're not using that old [chat] thread, you can totes trade it in* for credit towards this hot as shit new [chat] thread**!
*Trade-in values may vary by state, time zone, the whims of fate and your overall grammar and spelling.
**You may not be able to post in this hot as shit new [chat] thread for the next few days unless you preordered*** it.
***Preorder customers can activate the preorder-exclusive lime colored font by typing in a forty-seven character long alphanumeric code we may or may not email you.