Our new Indie Games subforum is now open for business in G&T. Go and check it out, you might land a code for a free game. If you're developing an indie game and want to post about it, follow these directions. If you don't, he'll break your legs! Hahaha! Seriously though.
Our rules have been updated and given their own forum. Go and look at them! They are nice, and there may be new ones that you didn't know about! Hooray for rules! Hooray for The System! Hooray for Conforming!

Stuck In a Hole (in Chile)

2456

Posts

  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User
    That twitter's pretty entertaining.

    At least now when they hear people complain about how bad they've had it their story will trump everyone else'.

  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Spudge wrote: »
    redfenix wrote: »
    i mean, after all that time, i'm wondering if the issue of waste disposal will become an issue

    This is what I'm wondering. The place will be a cesspool by Christmastime

    apparently they can still access a few chambers beyond the main safety room

    for instance they used a bulldozer to break into a natural water deposit

    but they are using the farthest away chamber to do their peepoops

    still, that place will be ripe in 4 months

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • LanglyLangly Up, and to the RightRegistered User regular
    peepoops

    CQ6oKSf.jpg
  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    That twitter's pretty entertaining.

    At least now when they hear people complain about how bad they've had it their story will trump everyone else'.

    "Oh you missed your bus and got rained on? Yeah? I was stuck in a mine. For 5 months. But missing that bus must really suck."

    PASignatureJune.jpg
  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Shitwizards CUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered User regular
    I wonder how long until they murder each other and there's only one left.
    Spoiler:

    VMkxq9E.png
  • LanglyLangly Up, and to the RightRegistered User regular
    I love that the immediate response was to split into teams, because you just know that when they begin to crack that's where the battle lines will be drawn.

    CQ6oKSf.jpg
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    I'm awful.

    I just thought of how hilarious it would be if they sent down a canister full of hornets.

    360: Sir Stiggleton PSN: Stiggy_PA GFWL: RacerStig Steam: TheStig
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    can someone qualify 50m by 10m for me

    how big is that

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    god I hope they don't wander too far and end up finding a creeper spawner or something

  • DarmakDarmak Godking of the Shitwizards CUNTINGFUCKSHITASSRegistered User regular
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    can someone qualify 50m by 10m for me

    how big is that

    Not very big at all.

    VMkxq9E.png
  • JedocJedoc Registered User
    Spudge wrote: »
    redfenix wrote: »
    i mean, after all that time, i'm wondering if the issue of waste disposal will become an issue

    This is what I'm wondering. The place will be a cesspool by Christmastime

    apparently they can still access a few chambers beyond the main safety room

    for instance they used a bulldozer to break into a natural water deposit

    but they are using the farthest away chamber to do their peepoops

    still, that place will be ripe in 4 months

    Jesus Christ. Flooding aside, they're lucky there were no carp in that water.

    cannon.jpg
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    heres what the mine shaft and planned escape route looks like:

    RT-miner-rescue.jpg

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    man

    they are gonna be so sick of tuna

    xutFvZ4.gif
  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    can someone qualify 50m by 10m for me

    how big is that

    about 32 feet by 164 feet

  • LanglyLangly Up, and to the RightRegistered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »
    Spudge wrote: »
    redfenix wrote: »
    i mean, after all that time, i'm wondering if the issue of waste disposal will become an issue

    This is what I'm wondering. The place will be a cesspool by Christmastime

    apparently they can still access a few chambers beyond the main safety room

    for instance they used a bulldozer to break into a natural water deposit

    but they are using the farthest away chamber to do their peepoops

    still, that place will be ripe in 4 months

    Jesus Christ. Flooding aside, they're lucky there were no carp in that water.

    ahahahahahahahahahahah

    CQ6oKSf.jpg
  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    can someone qualify 50m by 10m for me

    how big is that

    about 32 feet by 164 feet

    daaaaaaang

    do not ask for whom the snerd tolls
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    that is one boring machine. I'm yawning just looking at it.

    Untitled_zpsc5dd016b.png
  • CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    can someone qualify 50m by 10m for me

    how big is that

    about 32 feet by 164 feet

    daaaaaaang

    not 50m by 10m

    5m by 10m

    so even smaller

    about 16 feet by 32 feet

    XBoxLive Gamertag: ZombieKyle Secret Satan Wishlist
  • jackaljackal Registered User regular
    "We could get them out sooner, but the only contractor available to bore the hole was BP."

  • 101101 Registered User regular
    Jedoc wrote: »

    for instance they used a bulldozer to break into a natural water deposit

    still, that place will be ripe in 4 months
    Jesus Christ. Flooding aside, they're lucky there were no carp in that water.

    ahahaha, :^: :^:

  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    my question is will the increased pressure under the surface of the earth cause their heads to explode when they are finally brought back up?

    sell tickets to that shit

    Untitled_zpsc5dd016b.png
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    my question is will the increased pressure under the surface of the earth cause their heads to explode when they are finally brought back up?

    sell tickets to that shit

    They're not under water.

    360: Sir Stiggleton PSN: Stiggy_PA GFWL: RacerStig Steam: TheStig
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    If they contracted BP, every miner would die and the nearby town collapse, opening an oil leak, too

    sc.jpgsc.jpg
  • JedocJedoc Registered User
    premium wrote: »

    Why is it that any time anything good happens to me, you say it's some kind of madness?

    cannon.jpg
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Masks, huh? Mine's superior.Registered User regular
    TheStig wrote: »
    my question is will the increased pressure under the surface of the earth cause their heads to explode when they are finally brought back up?

    sell tickets to that shit

    They're not under water.

    there's still pressure!

    let me have my dreams!

    Untitled_zpsc5dd016b.png
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    That twitter's pretty entertaining.

    At least now when they hear people complain about how bad they've had it their story will trump everyone else'.

    "Oh you missed your bus and got rained on? Yeah? I was stuck in a mine. For 5 months. But missing that bus must really suck."

    Welcome to my life.

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • premiumpremium Registered User regular
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    Meissnerd wrote: »
    can someone qualify 50m by 10m for me

    how big is that

    about 32 feet by 164 feet

    daaaaaaang

    not 50m by 10m

    5m by 10m

    so even smaller

    about 16 feet by 32 feet

    My living room is bigger than this, and if I have more than a few people in it I complain there isnt enough room.

  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    Liiya wrote: »
    This story will be turned into a film, I will eat my hat if it isn't.

    the miners doing that will be a scene in the film

  • jackaljackal Registered User regular
    Carlos is pissed off about missing the Breaking Dawn premiere.

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    FAQ wrote: »
    Liiya wrote: »
    This story will be turned into a film, I will eat my hat if it isn't.

    the miners doing that will be a scene in the film

    Hahaha

    Maybe they eat their boots if they are made of leather. But it probably won't do much for them, just give them cold feet.

    PASignatureJune.jpg
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    Thread should've been called 'Juan in the Hole'

  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    How much room do they have to wander around down there anyway?

    I'm basically thinking about 33 men pooping and where it will go

    SC2 EU ID Klyka.110
    lTDyp.jpg
  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    incidentally I thought you said eat my hair, which is a more interesting phrase

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    heres what the mine shaft and planned escape route looks like:

    RT-miner-rescue.jpg

    I'm sorry, but I find the caption "The rescue of the miners trapped for 18 days will take months" to be amusing for some reason.

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • LanglyLangly Up, and to the RightRegistered User regular
    man the thread is three pages and that answer is still on this page

    CQ6oKSf.jpg
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Langly wrote: »
    man the thread is three pages and that answer is still on this page

    Four pages.

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Wasn't the movie Alive about a group of Chilean men as well? I mean....just saying.

  • LanglyLangly Up, and to the RightRegistered User regular
    Langly wrote: »
    man the thread is three pages and that answer is still on this page

    Four pages.

    well now, yes

    CQ6oKSf.jpg
  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    DrZiplock wrote: »
    Wasn't the movie Alive about a group of Chilean men as well? I mean....just saying.

    I know. I'm starting to think that they just plan this shit to get in movies.

    360: Sir Stiggleton PSN: Stiggy_PA GFWL: RacerStig Steam: TheStig
Sign In or Register to comment.