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Games and Technology: AWESOME POST in "Dungeon Siege 3 - Obsidian's action RPG (NSF 56k)",

randombattlerandombattle Registered User regular
edited September 2010 in [2008-2012] Awesome Posts?
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Fucking awesome!
Post: Dungeon Siege 3 - Obsidian's action RPG (NSF 56k)
Forum: Games and Technology
Assigned Moderators: apotheos, A duck!, Echo

Posted by: C2B
Original Content:
I think it went something like this:

Sometime in late 2008:

In the aftermath of the Aliens cancellation the ruler of the lands Obsidian, Feargus, had a big problem. Not only had he now tons of obsidanit slaves that didn't do anything, No. There were even more to come since the storms of zehir are bound to leave.

With such sorrow he decided to go ask the foreign supreme country of Square-Enix for help since they just acquired a bunch of countries they had no need for. He said to them he'll take ANYTHING.

And they asked "Anything?"

And Feargus answered "Anything!"

And so they gave him the shackles of Dungeon Siege. And Feargus cried, he cried for what he had done.



1 Week later back at Obsidian:

Feargus: Uhm, dudes I have a new franchise. From Square Enix.

Everyone: Square Enix?! Sweet. What genius franchise can we work on? Always wanted to do a jrpg.

Feargus: ..... Dungeon Siege

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ROE (Random Obsidian employee): WTF? Diablo 3 comes out in like 2 years. Are you crazy?

ROE 2: Didn't Josh do party dungeon crawler better than any Dungeon Siege with IWD2?

ROE 3: We're doomed. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED.


....



Nathaniel Chapman: Hey guys. I have a idea! What if we change the battle system to a mix between Ninja Gaiden and an ARPG. Get over the top Rag Doll effects and do beautiful enviroments? Like some over the top matrix limp slashing action with loot?

Everyone:......
maximumbrofistbydefiant.png

randombattle on
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I never asked for this!

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  • DietarySupplementDietarySupplement Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Is... is that the fist from Heretic and the fist from Crysis?

    That is absolutely fucking wonderful.

    Skull2185 wrote: »
    Basically, (PlayStation) Home is Second Life Ultra Light? Most of the cool stuff, none of the creepy blimp on blimp fucking.
  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i kind of want to play anything that would illicit maximum brofist

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
  • AzadIsCoolAzadIsCool Registered User
    edited August 2010
    I saw maximum brofist and I shamelessly clicked five stars.

    leftaq.jpgcenterv.jpgrightz.jpg
  • DarmakDarmak Forgive me for this violence I am about to inflictRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Is... is that the fist from Heretic and the fist from Crysis?

    That is absolutely fucking wonderful.

    Hexen, and yes it is wonderful. 5 fucking stars.

    hX0odIB.jpg
  • DietarySupplementDietarySupplement Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Darmak wrote: »
    Is... is that the fist from Heretic and the fist from Crysis?

    That is absolutely fucking wonderful.

    Hexen, and yes it is wonderful. 5 fucking stars.

    Darn. I thought hexen was the 3D version of the game? It's been years, but I was glad I was in the ballpark.

    Skull2185 wrote: »
    Basically, (PlayStation) Home is Second Life Ultra Light? Most of the cool stuff, none of the creepy blimp on blimp fucking.
  • theSquidtheSquid Sydney, AustraliaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    heretic and hexen are equally interchangeable as the medieval doom clones that no one has ever heard of

    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    No lobbyist wants onion dick.
  • DarmakDarmak Forgive me for this violence I am about to inflictRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Darmak wrote: »
    Is... is that the fist from Heretic and the fist from Crysis?

    That is absolutely fucking wonderful.

    Hexen, and yes it is wonderful. 5 fucking stars.

    Darn. I thought hexen was the 3D version of the game? It's been years, but I was glad I was in the ballpark.

    Nah, Hexen and Heretic use the same engine I believe and are 2.5D. Hexen 2 was the fully 3D one using the Quake 2 engine. They were all pretty awesome games, I wish I'd gotten a chance to play Heretic 2 as well.

    hX0odIB.jpg
  • C2BC2B SwitzerlandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I just want to tell that the Maximum Brofist isn't originally done by me to stop false assumptions here.

    All credit for it goes to this guy:

    http://defiant-ant.deviantart.com/

  • WhiteMagicRavenWhiteMagicRaven Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Darmak wrote: »
    Is... is that the fist from Heretic and the fist from Crysis?

    That is absolutely fucking wonderful.

    Hexen, and yes it is wonderful. 5 fucking stars.

    Agree i love this game usable with GZDoom

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