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Cake vs. Pie! [Mini Phalla] -Game Over! Serial Killer Victory, I guess Mafia wins too

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    abotkin wrote: »
    Oh come on, someone had to do it sooner or later and Farangu practically begged for it.

    Well, it's going to be day one, and I'm lacking in grudges due to my easygoing and forgetful nature.
    Spoiler:

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    capfalcon

    Suffer not the RNGer to live

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Well, is 1d!RawkkingGoodguy really random?

    Really?

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Really, no one mentioned how delicious key !lime is?

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Farangu wrote: »
    I promise this now.

    The first person to make a Portal joke gets punched.
    A PUNCH? IS THAT ALL YOU CAN MUSTER?

    PANCAKE MONSTER IS NOT IMPRESSED.

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  • CrumbleCrumble Registered User
    edited August 2010
    Shouldn't your description read "Pancakes are the beast" TA?

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    YOU DARE TO MOCK MY USERTITLE?

    PANCAKE MONSTER IS NOT AMUSED.

    NOT AMUSED.

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  • CrumbleCrumble Registered User
    edited August 2010
    Oh, it's on like donkey kong. :P

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Demurist wrote: »
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    Lucedes wrote: »
    But is cheesecake a cake, or a pie?

    cheesecake is actually a custard which is neither cake nor pie.

    Cheesecake is actually, by definition, a pie.

    incorrect.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Never participated in a phalla before, but the temptation to brand myself a cereal killer has forced me to sign up for this one.
    I fear I will be killed and devoured quickly.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    HAVE NO FEAR, NEWCOMER. PANCAKE MONSTER ALWAYS WELCOMES FRESH MEAT.

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  • EbfanEbfan Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle! Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I hope there's still room

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited August 2010
    !I've got what it takes to bake a pretty cake

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  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    !Sign up

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  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    !Sign up .....I think I needed it bold too. THE CAKE IS A LIE!!! ahhhh

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  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    (in your best harry caray voice) If you were a slice of pie, would you eat yourself? I know I would.

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    PANCAKE MONSTER DISAPPROVES OF YOUR PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT HUMOUR.

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited August 2010
    Daius disapproves of your pathetic attempt at being a pankcake monster!

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    See317 would like to suggest that a waffle monster would be both more delicious and more terrifying then a pancake monster.

    See317 also likes talking in third person.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This game should be renamed to 'silly impersonations occasionally featuring a pie or cake.'

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Darius thinks all this third person talking stuff is nonsense.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This game should be renamed to 'silly impersonations occasionally featuring a pie or cake.'

    It's entirely possible that there is a pie and/or cake inside the box I use as an avatar.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited August 2010
    Darian wrote: »
    Darius thinks all this third person talking stuff is nonsense.

    We really have a thing about avatars of characters with eyepatches, huh?

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  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i think i might have to withdraw later today; it depends on whether the new apartment has someone with an open internet connection near it or not.

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Daius wrote: »
    Darian wrote: »
    Darius thinks all this third person talking stuff is nonsense.

    We really have a thing about avatars of characters with eyepatches, huh?

    This is actually the space-pirate version of my avatar that hellbunny made for me for Twilight Imperium (the eyepatch is a lazer!).

    But yes, eyepatches are quite nice.

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  • SkyCaptainSkyCaptain Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Cheesecake!

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I think the other Captain picked up the last slot. Unless Lucedes withdraws.

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  • CleonicusCleonicus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    !3.14159265

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  • jimtopiajimtopia Registered User
    edited August 2010
    I will sign up on the condition that there will *insert Eric Cartman voice* punch AND pie.

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  • LucedesLucedes Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    We'll see. I should know by this evening.

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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Jimtopia I really hope your second Phalla outing goes better than your first.

    Because that triple kill on you was really sad. But funny.

    But also sad.

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  • daniantdaniant Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    SkyCaptain, Cleonicus, jimtopia, you are reserved-up. But that's good if Lucedes skirts out today.

    Sign-ups are done, PMs are going out, Day 1 will begin soon and end on Sunday, 8:00 PM PST.

    Please hold your votes until Day 1 narration is up.

    Also, how do I change the thread title, anyone?

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  • duraxdurax I'll be watching you... Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    oooOOOooo
    Edit your first post.
    oooOOOooo

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  • daniantdaniant Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Thanks Durax.

    PMs are out. Please let me know if you did not receive one. Day 1 Narration up shortly.

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Alternatively, you can double-click in the blue region of your thread in the CF main view.

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  • daniantdaniant Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Day 1

    The pastry shop has opened for the morning, and Chef Dani is arranging you all on her shelves. A beautifully decorated cake in one glass cabinet glimmers, while right next to it, a delicious waft of pie reaches the Chef’s nose.

    “You look good enough to eat.” She smiles and starts rolling out dough in the back room.

    “Hey, Pie,” says the Cake on the pedestal. “Quit steaming near me. My frosting will melt.”

    “You’re the problem,” sulks Pie. “Your frosting is creating a glare on my crust.”

    Cake and Pie square up. “Before the end of the day, I’ll get the Chef to throw you out,” growls Pie.

    “Oh yeah?” huffs Cake. “We’ll see about that.”

    Vote today for the dessert Chef Dani will toss out in red.

    Village Role PM:
    Name: Vanilla Treat
    Faction: Village
    Role: Villager
    Primary Victory Condition: Destroy the mafia

    You’re a tasty vanilla treat aligned with the village.

    Also, any village PMs should have just read, “Destroy the mafia” as their primary victory condition. The game is not that experimental.

    Day 1 has begun and will end at 8 PM PST on Sunday.

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited August 2010
    I take issue with whether my assigned dessert is actually part of the faction you say it is in

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  • daniantdaniant Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    You'll have to take it up with my cookbook.

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  • daniantdaniant Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Questions from a PM:

    Is the secondary victory condition something that has to be done in addition to the primary victory condition, or just another way to win?

    You must fulfill your primary victory condition to win. If one group has done that, but secondary win conditions are not fulfillled, the game goes into super-challenge death mode.


    And wait...OUTNUMBER THE MAFIA?! WHAT?!

    Please see my clarification in the Day 1 post or on the first post.

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    What is the order of actions?

    If the vote is not first, does the vote trickle down?

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