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Artist's Corner: AWESOME POST in "Precipice Fruit Fucker", by iSleipnir

bwaniebwanie Registered User regular
edited September 2010 in [2008-2012] Awesome Posts?
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just look at the little fucker
Post: Precipice Fruit Fucker
Forum: Artist's Corner
Assigned Moderators: Stupid Mister Whoopsie Name, DMAC, Grifter, bombardier, Angel_of_Bacon, beavotron

Posted by: iSleipnir
Original Content:
After beating both episodes of RSPoD I knew I HAD to make one of the mechanical fruit fuckers.
I finally got my camera back so now I can show you my results! I based it mostly off of this picture by Inkthinker. I'm really happy with him, the only things I wish I could change are the length of his legs (too short) and the shape of his bulb, but I couldn't find a better one to use.

Let me know what you guys think, good or bad! There are also some in-process photos of him in my flicker account linked at the bottom.


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by iSleipnir, on Flickr

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  • 101101 Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This is awesome

    send it to G&T!

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  • UsagiUsagi it’s like someone threw a bowl of loose fruit into a front-loading clothes dryer Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Holy crap that's amazing

    Odin wrote: »
    I've learned what is best in life:

    To crush the patriarchy, see it driven before you, and hear the lamentations of its fuckboys.
    HEY SATAN | WISH POST
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  • AzadIsCoolAzadIsCool Registered User
    edited August 2010
    I would pay him to make me one.

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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The orange in the last picture is what seals it.

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Awesome.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I want one!

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  • simulacrumsimulacrum Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I want one!

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  • ShrieveShrieve Game Designer CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Horrible; every instance of Fruit Fucker requires the fruit to be fucked with pulp all over the place.

    ... Ahhhh what am I saying. He's sooooo cute. <3 Great job!

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  • ThetherooThetheroo Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I would pay American Dollars for that Fucker.

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I think it needs something...something else, get a hammer, target the fruit.
    Spoiler:

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    cheatingorange.jpg

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  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 Yeah, I know, I missed Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I am looking at the really shoddy pen holder I made in Manual Arts many years ago and crying a little bit.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    holy shit

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  • bowenbowen Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The lack of pure 5 stars upsets me.

    Like, someone's going "God guys, it was good, but was this really awesome?" I'm full of hate today, so I direct it at you, guy(s) who voted less than 5 stars. Eat it.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades YOU get a hellbat! YOU get a hellbat! Everybody gets a hellbat!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    From some other forum.
    What the hell IS the fruit fucker

    And where did it come from
    What an unfortunate turn of phrase.

    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Man, if I could get a 3D printer that could fabricate a vagina, I'd never leave the house again.
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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    bowen wrote: »
    The lack of pure 5 stars upsets me.

    Like, someone's going "God guys, it was good, but was this really awesome?" I'm full of hate today, so I direct it at you, guy(s) who voted less than 5 stars. Eat it.

    Just one person it looks like.

    >>> (37.*5+4)/38
    4.9736842105263159

    with a fever, with a passion, when in anger or with compassion
    zaleiria-by-lexxy-sig~medium.jpgsteam~tinythumb.png
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    End wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    The lack of pure 5 stars upsets me.

    Like, someone's going "God guys, it was good, but was this really awesome?" I'm full of hate today, so I direct it at you, guy(s) who voted less than 5 stars. Eat it.

    Just one person it looks like.

    >>> (37.*5+4)/38
    4.9736842105263159

    you made this post just to demonstrate that you're using the python repl, didn't you

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    No, I'm just lazy and copy and pasting was the easiest way to show I "did" the math.

    with a fever, with a passion, when in anger or with compassion
    zaleiria-by-lexxy-sig~medium.jpgsteam~tinythumb.png
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