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Work Crap

VeeveeVeevee Registered User regular
in Social Entropy++
A co-worker I sit next to is singing TLC - Waterfalls and is doing a horrible job at it. I can't tell her to stop because it would come out as "Shut the fuck up already, you can't fucking sing so stop fucking trying."

My question is, Why are wood ducks better looking than mallards

woodduck.jpg Vs. mallard.jpg

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I got the shotgun, you got the briefcase It's all in the game though, right?Registered User, ClubPA regular
    You should piss on her head.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    That's because they're not.

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  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldAdministrator admin
    Veevee wrote:
    I can't tell her to stop because it would come out as "Shut the fuck up already, you can't fucking sing so stop fucking trying."
    Why do we have to suffer because you're socially inept?

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  • ferrets54ferrets54 Registered User
    We have Wood Ducks in my University's lake. Escaped from somewhere I suppose.

    Also I am drunk off my ass at four o'clock. I tried to do some work but I fell asleep.

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    Further, I think the OP is racist. Bancity.


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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA
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  • VeeveeVeevee Registered User regular
    denihilist wrote:
    Veevee wrote:
    I can't tell her to stop because it would come out as "Shut the fuck up already, you can't fucking sing so stop fucking trying."
    Why do we have to suffer because you're socially inept?

    Because I'd rather bone her than yell at her

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    Veevee wrote:
    denihilist wrote:
    Veevee wrote:
    I can't tell her to stop because it would come out as "Shut the fuck up already, you can't fucking sing so stop fucking trying."
    Why do we have to suffer because you're socially inept?

    Because I'd rather bone her than yell at her
    you didn't tell us she was hot

    this is a crucial detail

    Rankenphile wrote:
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
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  • denihilistdenihilist tiny, tiny little man live music capitol of the worldAdministrator admin
    Veevee wrote:
    denihilist wrote:
    Veevee wrote:
    I can't tell her to stop because it would come out as "Shut the fuck up already, you can't fucking sing so stop fucking trying."
    Why do we have to suffer because you're socially inept?

    Because I'd rather bone her than yell at her
    yeah, good luck with that.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino legally competent Registered User regular
    you should just send her an e-mail with a picture of Simon Cowell and nothing else.



    here, i'll help:
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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    I have a job interview in like 40 minutes, woo

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  • PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    Veevee wrote:
    mallard.jpg

    :arrow:

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  • potatoepotatoe Registered User
    Moriveth wrote:
    I have a job interview in like 40 minutes, woo
    don't forget to put on pants

    Rankenphile wrote:
    I tried to write "but that" and my hands naturally wrote "butt hat", which is vastly superior in every way.
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  • VeeveeVeevee Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote:
    I have a job interview in like 40 minutes, woo

    Be sure to rape the interviewer, I hear they like that.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino legally competent Registered User regular
    good luck, and remember, it's DuuhhMAAS, not "Dumass".

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  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA
    Veevee wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    I have a job interview in like 40 minutes, woo

    Be sure to rape the interviewer, I hear they like that.

    oh but rape isn't funny anymore.

    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
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  • MenaceMenace Awaiting Email Confirmation
    potatoe wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    I have a job interview in like 40 minutes, woo
    don't forget to put on pants

    no, wait

    forget pants

    you will stand out from the competition

    danielof2k6 wrote: »
    Don't try to talk to me like you're somebody.

    You aren't shit to me.

    Got that?
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  • TubeTube Administrator, ClubPA, SolidSaints Tube admin
    I am tweaking the name of the monkey den

    If you'd like an anime thread, please PM me to discuss it. Include pics/video of your favorites.
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  • VeeveeVeevee Registered User regular
    Cardboard Tube wrote:
    I am tweaking the name of the monkey den

    Just don't break the board again.

    But if you do I'll still love you

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Keep the change you filthy animalRegistered User, Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    I noticed that, Tube.

    Are you also going to move it down so it doesn't remain the forum's spam bucket?

    Also, I've been forced to listen to this KAPS YOUNG COUNTRY radio station here at work for the past month. The same 30 songs on repeat, and they're all horrible, horrible new country-pop vileness.

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  • MenaceMenace Awaiting Email Confirmation
    Cardboard Tube wrote:
    I am tweaking the name of the monkey den

    call it "tube's den, which gabe and tycho don't read you fucking idiots"

    or something

    danielof2k6 wrote: »
    Don't try to talk to me like you're somebody.

    You aren't shit to me.

    Got that?
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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    Cardboard Tube wrote:
    I am tweaking the name of the monkey den
    I bet people still don't stop assuming it is the "main forum" where new guys can post anything that comes to their mind.

    I approve by the way.

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  • SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA
    Cardboard Tube wrote:
    I am tweaking the name of the monkey den

    good job of putting the forums use in the title!

    A++, will look in there again!

    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor Registered User regular
    Cardboard Tube wrote:
    I am tweaking the name of the monkey den

    Good jeorb. Now just move it to the bottom of the list where it belongs.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote:
    You should piss on her head.

    Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love. I don't even want none of the above.
    I want to piss on you! Yes I do. I'll piss on you; I'll pee on you.

    Now your body, your body is a Porta-Potty.
    And my pee I'd kick; like it know's karate.
    I will Pee on you.
    Drip Drip Drip.
    Pee on you, go on you.
    Pisssss on you, Pisssss on you.
    And you'll never feel quite the same once you get a whiff, of my Hershey stains.
    I want to poop on you too. I want to pee in your food.
    Only thing that make my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.
    I want to pee on you! Yes I do. Yes I do, I want to pee on you, I'll piss on you

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    I prefer Mallards.

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  • MorivethMoriveth Registered User regular
    That interview went pretty well, I think. I hope.

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  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    It could be worse. You could be sharing my office and listening to me sing Suffragette City all morning.

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