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[Phalla] Phallsburgh, MA - Day 9: Village victory! Finally...

DemuristDemurist Registered User regular
edited September 2010 in Critical Failures
Welcome to the sleepy little hamlet of
Phallsburgh, Massachusetts!
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The year is 1842. This little village has yet to be touched by the factories and big brick buildings of the Industrial Revolution, though the child labor laws, passed last March, are still upheld.

Phallsburghian life is primarily influenced by the local farms. There is a market, a general store, a bakery, a butcher shop, and even the candlestick maker is still in business. A new university has opened up recently nearby and the young people of Phallsburgh now have an opportunity that few have had before.

The denizens of this fair town are happy toiling about their lives the way their families have for generations. They work throughout the week and attend church service every Sunday.

Life seems perfect in Phallsburgh.

But strange things have begun to happen. Unexplainable things. Livestock has turned up dead and cut to pieces. Some citizens have started falling ill from unknown causes. And unseen vandals have been running amuck.

The people of Phallsburgh are getting restless…

This phalla uses the village v. mafia template. This game may employ some non-standard mechanics. To learn more about Phalla, click here. There is no source material for this game. Everything is an original work of yours truly.

Each day there will be a !red vote to eliminate one player. There will also be a !green vote to give a player a public seering in the following day’s narration.

Vote close is at 11:00 PM CDT.

Inactivity results in being removed from the game.

There will be no screen caps or copying of role PMs.

The host, Mr. Mayor, must be privy to all proboards.

!Sign-ups are in bold lime and they begin now.

Clarification requests in bold orange.

The player cap is 60.

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  • DemuristDemurist Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Players List
    1. [strike]The Anonymous[/strike]: Withdrawn
    2. [strike]kime[/strike]-Villager: Consumed by mysterious illness
    3. [strike]Reverend Farangu[/strike]-Villager; Clergyman: Found in his rectory, stabbed multiple times
    4. [strike]Capfalcon[/strike]- Villager: Consumed by mysterious illness
    5. [strike]jimtopia[/strike]-Villager: Hanged in the town square
    6. [strike]abotkin[/strike]-Villager: Hanged in the towns square
    7. [strike]romanqwerty[/strike]-Villager: Hung in the town square
    8. [strike]daniant[/strike]-Villager: Shot dead on her way to the execution and her exoneration
    9. [strike]mascara305[/strike]-Villager: Burned at the stake
    10. [strike]CaptainPlanet82[/strike]-Heretic: Gunned down in the university courtyard

    11. jdarksun
    12.[strike] bratr[/strike]-Villager; Preacher's Wife: Discovered behind the general store with her throat slit.
    13. Cleonicus
    14. [strike]Spoit[/strike]-Villager: Hanged in the town square
    15. [strike]PsychoLarry1[/strike]-Villager: Beaten to death at his general store
    16. The Cow King
    17. [strike]Infidel[/strike]-Villager: Found dead with numerous stab wounds
    18. [strike]SkyCaptain[/strike]-Villager: Shot dead in his home
    19. MrBlarney
    20. [strike]Zandracon[/strike]-Villager: Consumed by a mysterious illness

    21. [strike]Toxic Toys[/strike]-Heretic: Vanished from the town in the middle of the night without a trace
    22. Alegis
    23. [strike]Dunadan019[/strike]-Murderous Madman: Found dead in an old tool shed outside town, throat slit wide open
    24. Ebfan
    25. [strike]REG Rysk[/strike]-Heretic: Vanished from the town in the middle of the night without a trace
    26. [strike]Malkor[/strike]-Villager: Consumed by a mysterious illness
    27. [strike]ShadowThomas[/strike]-Villager: Consumed by a mysterious illness
    28. MacGuffin
    29. Kias
    30. Phyphor

    31. [strike]Rend[/strike]-Villager: Vanished from the town in the middle of the night without a trace
    32. Keika
    33. [strike]shalmelo[/strike]-Villager: Stabbed multiple times in his bed
    34. [strike]Egos[/strike]-Villager: Found lying on his porch with a slit throat
    35. [strike]LoserForHireX[/strike]-Villager: Vanished from the town in the middle of the night without a trace
    36. [strike]Sir Fabulous[/strike]-Village Idiot: Beaten to death behind the tavern
    37. [strike]Void Slayer[/strike]-Villager: Beaten to death by the stables
    38. [strike]cheez[/strike]-Heretics: Found in the university garden with a slit throat
    39. lonelyahava
    40. Mordoth

    41. Rawkking Goodguy
    42. [strike]Daius[/strike]-Villager: Vanished from the town in the middle of the night without a trace
    43. [strike]Mr. Defecation[/strike]-Villager: Consumed by a mysterious illness
    44. Darian
    45. AkimboLegs
    46. [strike]The Dagon[/strike]-Villager; Clergyman: Hanged in the town square
    47. adventfalls
    48. MaxFrost
    49. eeccccoo tthhee ddoollpphhiinn
    50. [strike]FrostMist[/strike]-Heretic: Vanished from the town in the middle of the night without a trace

    51. chamberlain
    52. samurai6966
    53. [strike]simulacrum[/strike]-Villager: Found next to the general store, stabbed multiple times
    54. durax

    All PMs regarding this phalla, including actions and the like, will go through Mr. Mayor. I will be keeping track of the players list and documenting narrations, but I really must see to my wife. She is not well.

    Reserves (as if it matters):
    1. Megatin
    2. Crumble

    Narrations
    Day 1
    Day 2
    Day 3
    Day 4
    Day 5
    Day 6
    Day 7
    Day 8
    Day 9
    Day 9: Alternate ending
    Day 9: Alternate ending: Alternate ending

    Role PMs

    Player's List w/ Roles

    Clarifications

    1.If the vote is not first, does it trickle?
    What happens in the event of a tie vote?

    What exactly do you mean by "non-standard mechanics"?
    I'm guessing thralls? and Death Millers?
    Will there be conversions?
    Who will have them?
    How many times will they be used?
    Will they effect our goals and ambitions in real life?
    Because, like, that would be weird.

    Am I your favorite?
    Did you ever have a sexual relationship with that woman?
    Right?
    All of the above have been answered by, CLARIFICATION DENIED!

    2.What is the order of actions?
    Designated actions happen first.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Demurist wrote: »
    I was a bit slow in getting a second post in...
    pfft, you had a good two minutes before T_A signed up. If you can't get it in that time, then you don't deserve it!

    (We can delete our posts if you'd like.)

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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Creepy things always happen in the sleepy towns.

    Which, of course, means I'll be staying at the B&B.

    Farangu on
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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sleepy and Creepy even rhyme!

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Darn taxachusetts :P

    (not a sign-up poast)

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    What is the order of actions?

    If the vote is not first, does it trickle?

    What happens in the event of a tie vote?

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  • jimtopiajimtopia Registered User
    edited September 2010
    I suppose I shall sign up.

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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    What exactly do you mean by "non-standard mechanics"?

    Farangu on
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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Farangu wrote: »
    What exactly do you mean by "non-standard mechanics"?
    That would spoil the fun.

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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Well yea, but I couldn't NOT ask.

    I'd start kicking myself.

    Farangu on
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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Farangu wrote: »
    What exactly do you mean by "non-standard mechanics"?

    Vlad.

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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I don't think I actually know what that means, I just see it tossed around a lot.

    Farangu on
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  • Mr. MayorMr. Mayor Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Darian wrote: »
    What is the order of actions?

    If the vote is not first, does it trickle?

    What happens in the event of a tie vote?

    I'll take it from here Mr. Demurist. You go tend to your wife.

    Designated actions happen first.

    Clarification denied!

    Clarification denied!

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Regarding Vlad: Read and learn.

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  • Mr. MayorMr. Mayor Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Farangu wrote: »
    What exactly do you mean by "non-standard mechanics"?

    Ah yes of course.

    Clarification denied!

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  • FaranguFarangu I am a beardy man With a beardy planRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm curious to know what platform you were elected on, Mr. Mayor.

    It certainly wasn't based on support of FOIA.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Mr. Mayor wrote: »
    Darian wrote: »
    What is the order of actions?

    If the vote is not first, does it trickle?

    What happens in the event of a tie vote?

    I'll take it from here Mr. Demurist. You go tend to your wife.

    Designated actions happen first.

    Meaning... actions we take?

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    No, just meaning that everything happens in its proper place and time.

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Maybe it means the actions say when they happen?

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  • abotkinabotkin Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'll gladly !sign up for this.

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Darian wrote: »
    No, just meaning that everything happens in its proper place and time.
    That was option 2. The less preferred answer :(.

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    A challenger appears.

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  • daniantdaniant Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm ready for a socialized tax system!

    I mean, hard labor at a fabric mill. Wrong century.

    On the plus side, I've been to Lowell. Do I get extra points for this?

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  • mascara305mascara305 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Yay! A game!

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  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'll give this a shot

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  • bratrbratr Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Sign up,

    *Tosses an axe* I claim that spot, gonna build my self a big brick building

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  • CleonicusCleonicus Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Witty game related sign-up. (I'm too lazy right now to read the OP.)

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Signup

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  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sign up

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  • The Cow KingThe Cow King Walls of Jakiro Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Yay back to school phalla time!

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Guys when is the next PAX. :<

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  • SkyCaptainSkyCaptain Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Why not!

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  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Infidel wrote: »
    Guys when is the next PAX. :<

    !not soon enough

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  • ZandraconZandracon Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Blardgghhg

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  • Toxic ToysToxic Toys Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I sign up.

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    sign for another goddamn day1

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  • romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I think i got you covered.

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I knew it!

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    signup

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  • EbfanEbfan Wimmy Wam Wam Wozzle! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Hey I live in MA. This game seems like a game for me.

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