Blindie da Cat

Swill

go to a vet

have them look at it

then ask them for advice

they get paid to know about these things, take advantage of it

don't kill a cat unless you got some idea of what you are doing

which you do not seem to have

Macro9

Let's rap about illegal animal fighting.

I personally love cock fighting. Much money to be made and cocks do come cheap.

Grey Ghost

Foolproof wrote: »

Uriel wrote: »

How about instead of pounds we start up tempura restaurants? That way we make back some of the money we use to catch the stray cats.

Or why don't we tax pet related goods and services.

Cat food is full of cat and dog meat btw.

Okay I don't know about this statement

Jordyn

stray cats that aren't feral can still be adopted out, although some shelters seem less devoted to getting cats healthy and just put them down. Some ultra-progressive hippy towns have organizations dedicated to helping feral cats by removing them from the area, fixing them, and putting them in feral cat runs.

Raneados

in any case

when I get my dog I'll be going to the pound

I'd like to say I'm all noble and stuff but it's at least partly because breeders and such are expensive

TheStig

Haven't you heard? That's why mad dog disease is so rampant.

Beef Avenger

hotdogs are made from possom butts

Kusuguttai

oh man looks like this thread is going to make sure i don't go to fencing in the morning

Kusuguttai

cmon dude! say more crazy things!

Jordyn

2 of our cats are from shelters. And they are sweeties.

TheStig

If he doesn't say some more crazy stuff in the next 5 minutes, I'm going to sleep.

3 of my cats are strays, and still stray. They like to hang out in my yard.

Uriel

So kusu you study the art of sword fighting?


:winky:

Raneados

i am to sleep, I'm starting to repeat words and FUCK proofreading posts

Macro9

You've got to hold the cat's tail, twist the head off, then simultaneously push the yummy bits up while sucking them out.

Uriel

Marco that was at once one of the most hilarious and terrifying images in my head ever.

Macro9

Foolpoof watched that Onion video on skullfucking, and decided to get his in before it was too late.

Kusuguttai

Uriel wrote: »

So kusu you study the art of sword fighting?


:winky:

nope i teach it

Macro9

Uriel wrote: »

Marco that was at once one of the most hilarious and terrifying images in my head ever.

Remember that technique if you ever eat a cat or crawdad.

Kusuguttai

Kusuguttai wrote: »

Uriel wrote: »

So kusu you study the art of sword fighting?


:winky:

nope i teach it

to your mothers

Foolproof

TheStig wrote: »

Haven't you heard? That's why mad dog disease is so rampant.

you got the root of the truth. the regs put on rendering plants after the prion disease hysteria caused some problems for the people who use bonemeal and bloodmeal as animal feed. now pound killed animals are processed into feed for cows and the sick cows and sheep are used as pet food because you can't feed them back to cows and sheep.

My statement about cannibal catfood used to be more accurate than it is now. I still smile whenever I see the words "cat food" or "dog food" on a bag of pet feed.

Macro9

Speaking of that, Kusu, my mom said you need to call her.

She sounded desperate.

Kusuguttai

one time i was drivin home, and on my street right outside my house, this black cat darted in front of my car and just like

stayed there. in the middle of the road. so i went around it, and i parked my car on the street.

as i'm getting out, she just walks over to me and starts meowin'. so i pet her a bunch and say 'see ya later kitty!' and walk up to my door

it follows me

she stayed outside my door for like an hour wanting to be let in until my dad finally went outside and shooed her off.

i wish my dad liked cats

Marshmallow

Jordyn wrote: »

Some ultra-progressive hippy towns have organizations dedicated to helping feral cats by removing them from the area, fixing them, and putting them in feral cat runs.

Volunteered at one of those places. Decent folks who knew their stuff pretty well as far as I could tell.

We had a blindie the kitten as well. Surgically removed eyes due to an infection or something, could get around supernaturally well despite that though. Also had a german shepard with 3 legs (the owner had let the other one get caught and tore up by a metal wire with which he was leashed up, amputated).

Was an alright gig, less depressing then you would think.

Macro9

I feed my cat nothing but Kobe Beef and Bluefin Tuna.

He tops it off with fresh milk straight from a virgins teat.

Butler

Foolproof wrote: »

TheStig wrote: »

Haven't you heard? That's why mad dog disease is so rampant.

you got the root of the truth. the regs put on rendering plants after the prion disease hysteria caused some problems for the people who use bonemeal and bloodmeal as animal feed. now pound killed animals are processed into feed for cows and the sick cows and sheep are used as pet food because you can't feed them back to cows and sheep.

My statement about cannibal catfood used to be more accurate than it is now. I still smile whenever I see the words "cat food" or "dog food" on a bag of pet feed.

I'm just... backing slowly out of this thread now. I don't want no trouble.

Uriel

I thought animal feed in this country was usually dent corn because it is a domestic product and really cheap.

I thought most of the mad cows were from Europe?

Macro9

I thought it was Canada

TheStig

SOYLENT KIBBLES IS KITTIES! IT'S KITTIES!

Raneados

good old foolproof and his theories

Macro9

Macro9 wrote: »

It's Corn. Soylent Green is made out of Corn. They're making our food out of Corn. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for Corn. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them!

Bucketman

Foolproof man, call animal control, or take it to a vet to have it looked at.

Then buy a gun and go tell the Discovery Channel what you think about topic. I bet you they will bust your myth

Framling

You guys probably didn't know this, but we actually ran out of petroleum almost fifteen years ago. All the gasoline produced since 1997 has been made from deaf kids.

Uriel

Shit guys, cereal is mostly fucking corn.

Anything with sugar these days uses corn syrup.

Why would they grind up old dead probably diseased animals to feed to cows?

Macro9

Framling wrote: »

You guys probably didn't know this, but we actually ran out of petroleum almost fifteen years ago. All the gasoline produced since 1997 has been made from deaf kids.

I did know this.

I happen to own a deaf kid refinery. I plan on building a blind kid solar array next, though. Gotta diversify in these green times.

Bucketman

While were talking about crazy shit, who ever let Kusu near a sword? That will only end in tears

Windfayir

I worked at a pet store for a while. We had a lady come in all the time that claimed to be a pet psychic, she had a gold badge and everything.

But she only talked to fish, and apparently those fish were just so upset

Uriel

Windfayir wrote: »

I worked at a pet store for a while. We had a lady come in all the time that claimed to be a pet psychic, she had a gold badge and everything.

But she only talked to fish, and apparently those fish were just so upset

Well yeah, they want to be free.

To serve her and her father Aquaman in the city of Atlantis.

Bucketman

I have a plan to solve the energy crisis:
Step 1: invent a time machine
Step2: round up the homeless
Step 3: take them millions of years into the past. Kill them

There now we have more material for fossil fules

Uriel

Why build a time machine? Let's make an engine that runs on blood.

Once we run out of homeless we can start in on the muslims.

Windfayir

Uriel wrote: »

Why build a time machine? Let's make an engine that runs on blood.

Once we run out of homeless we can start in on the muslims.

That's the American spirit!

Spoiler:

These engines don't run