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The Louis Follies A most entertaining true historie in three slices
Morning
Spoiler:
Item shop "Recettear". A Long Sword+1 glitters in the front window.
Enter Recette
Recette: Shall my Louis come this day
and see the blade?
Most keen and willing for the hunt
In the forest of Jade Way;
Open Recettear!
Enter Louis
Recette: Good morrow, Louis, and may I
suggest a dancing sword,
The finest that I --
Louis holds up a raincoat
Louis: I've been looking for one of these!
Recette: ...Fair Louis, if you button three
A moment, and take note:
You cannot even wear this garment, and 'tis
Not as sturdy as your careworn coat.
A pause
Recette: 300.
Louis: That's a great price!
Exit Louis
Recette: Foiled in my designs,
I'll see victory by noontide!
Noon
Spoiler:
Item shop "Recettear". The Long Sword+1 is still in the front window.
Enter Recette
Recette: Louis shall not fail to come -- such is
The bond we share.
And see! The sword is waiting in the noon,
the gilded edge, inviting hilt...uh, something something care.
Open Recettear!
Enter Louis
Recette: Here he is, and even as I speak he
Spies the fearsome --
Louis holds up a piece of Candy
Louis: How much could I get for this?
Recette: Louis, 'twas but yesterday you
Spoke of hunger's hurt;
I showed you leaves and savr'y herbs
And now you sell dessert?
A pause
Recette: 180.
Louis: I guess I can't ask you to go any higher...
Exit Louis A male townsperson holds up the Long Sword+1
Man: I can't believe I found this here!
Recette: GOD, whatever! 1500!
Man: That sounds about right... Exeunt man and sword
Evening
Spoiler:
Item shop "Recettear". The counters are in disarray and have not been restocked since Noon.
Enter Recette
Recette: Open Recettear!
Not that it matters, I've wasted a whole day...
Enter Louis Louis holds up a piece of Candy
Louis: I've been looking for one of these!
I've got good news and bad news about 6th level, That Guy. The good news is that Forbiddance spell allows you to prevent enemies different alignment from entering a consecrated area, which is actually useful! The bad news is that the only other new sixth level spell makes lunch for everybody. Guess which one the party is going to expect you to cast.
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Heh
Yeah, in-jokes based on a video game on a video game forum. What a shame.
i haven't heard of this game before and i STILL understood the concept well enough to be amused.
between that and Duck's massive pecs, that means FIVE STARS.
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