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  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User
    They going for the Triple Crown of a week of Halo comics on Friday?

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  • WearingglassesWearingglasses Registered User regular
    The robot must be under repair.

    I thought the flag pole was connected to the gun at first.

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  • ZonugalZonugal One girl... I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.Registered User regular
    It is, the gun shoots flag poles.

    Welcome to the future of war.

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    dad comic
    (I like it!)

    3DS: 3093 - 7107 - 5265 Steam: VALVeJunkie XBL/PSN: ValveJunky
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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Registered User regular
    Depressingly familiar already

    Denny's is for winners.
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  • TonkkaTonkka Impossible! They were doomed!Registered User regular
    2old2play.

    I am a fan of this sentiment.

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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio!HEY SATAN!
  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User
    Grown-Ups playlists/divisions/servers for all online games, go.

    On the other hand, I say that just because I'm 30.

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  • SicariiSicarii Registered User regular
    Why not just better differential between casual and hardcore gamers.

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  • SabreMauSabreMau Still featuring glasses. Registered User
    Because then that's this.

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    Whereas with Grown-Ups, you can reminisce with them about playing text adventure PC games.

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  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Cleaning at Your Mom's HouseRegistered User regular
    dad comic
    (I like it!)

    DaD comic? I hate it.

  • TLHTLH Registered User
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    e. in the future flagpole is one and two words and the word shoots has disappeared altogether.

    And people who edit things aren't watching Fringe at the same time.

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  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    HAHA the jokes on them I'm 30 and unemployed!

    D:

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    I used to be subscribed to a text mmo. Gemstone, back when it was only available through AOL, Genie, and Prodigy.

    Battletag BYToady#1454
  • cooljammer00cooljammer00 Cleaning at Your Mom's HouseRegistered User regular
    Flagpole Shoota by Harvey Danger?

  • TonkkaTonkka Impossible! They were doomed!Registered User regular
    Fucking kids.

    I hate those fucking kids.

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  • OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Fucking kids.

    I hate those fucking kids.

    I believe it should be "god damn kids" and there should be some variation of "get off my lawn" involved.

    currently playing LoL: Polymath
    a fading melody - my indie platformer for the xbox 360
  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    The robot must be under repair.
    The robot is avoiding halo comics

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I had a friend who was a semi-professional Halo guy. I'm not that into FPSes, but I had the chance to watch him play on one occassion.

    It was quite ridiculous. He would be skimming along the battle, he'd notice someone 300 meters away, then he'd jump, zoom in the scope, and jam the joystick all in one motion. He got a headshot doing this almost every single time.

    I do not understand people who can play with such an absurdly high sensitivity that they are able to line up a headshot taht fast, much less able to keep the reticule on the head while firing at the speed they go.

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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  • TonkkaTonkka Impossible! They were doomed!Registered User regular
    OremLK wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Fucking kids.

    I hate those fucking kids.

    I believe it should be "god damn kids" and there should be some variation of "get off my lawn" involved.

    You trying to tell me how to talk boy?

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    Gamertag: T0NKKA - Steam: evilumpire Twitter Art blog/Portfolio!HEY SATAN!
  • WeaverWeaver Cap'n NEW CRUNCH CITYRegistered User regular
    As a 31 year old this comic is ohgodwaterisboiling

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    Tonkka wrote: »
    OremLK wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Fucking kids.

    I hate those fucking kids.

    I believe it should be "god damn kids" and there should be some variation of "get off my lawn" involved.

    You trying to tell me how to talk boy?

    that's a paddlin'

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    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • TonkkaTonkka Impossible! They were doomed!Registered User regular
    Raneados wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    OremLK wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Fucking kids.

    I hate those fucking kids.

    I believe it should be "god damn kids" and there should be some variation of "get off my lawn" involved.

    You trying to tell me how to talk boy?

    that's a paddlin'

    Go fetch me a switch.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Though, Gabe and Tycho's job description includes "playing video games a bunch"

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    Though, Gabe and Tycho's job description includes "playing video games a bunch"

    they just want to be on the top of the scoreboard

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    why was there no dramatic zoom in when he said NINE O'CLOCK

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    i would love to play this option
    playing halo with people who "play halo" for a hobby is like
    fuck i don't know but it sucks

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  • Lindsey LohanLindsey Lohan Registered User regular
    After playing Monday Night Combat for the first time last night I'm fully in favor of this comic. I got killed more times than I could count by things I couldn't see...

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Chareth Cutestory Lawyer of the SeaRegistered User regular
    RubberAC wrote: »
    i would love to play this option
    playing halo with people who "play halo" for a hobby is like
    fuck i don't know but it sucks

    I'd like those "zones" you sign up for on Xbox Live to actually do something

    I don't think they actually do anything

    I'm in the "Recreation" zone but whenever I play a Halo or CoD they are like level 50 or 255th prestige

    That's not Recreation zone type behavior!

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  • IvarIvar Registered User regular
    GD teenage cyborgs

  • Panda4YouPanda4You Registered User regular
    Ivar wrote: »
    GD
    I really couldn't figure this out until I retelled the strip to a friend, pronounced the full sentence and had the epiphany afterwards.

    "In this discussion of copyright [extension] it's actually appropriate to call it theft.
    This music is being (preemptively) removed from the public domain; it's being stolen from the people."
  • A duck!A duck! Super Moderator, Moderator, ClubPA mod
    This one strikes a little closer to home than I expected

    Favorite quotes
    Spoiler:
  • IoloIolo Registered User regular
    GoW2 Horde and co-op endeavors like Borderlands with (old) friends eliminates the whippersnapper problem nicely.

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  • puntopunto Registered User regular
    "it's almost nine o'clock", in bold? that's kind of a lame punchline. I bet it was written by a bunch of old people over 30 who have jobs.

    but seriously, who plays FPS games with a joystick? fucking kids these days

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    I stay up to at least 10 o'clock thank you very much. Sometimes 10:30. I'm a rebel.

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    I wish the nine o'clock wasn't in bold.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • UnderwhelmingUnderwhelming Registered User regular
    OremLK wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Fucking kids.

    I hate those fucking kids.

    I believe it should be "god damn kids" and there should be some variation of "get off my lawn" involved.

    Like FIrefight, but with kids on my lawn.

    Those god damn kids.

  • IvarIvar Registered User regular
    punto wrote: »
    "it's almost nine o'clock", in bold? that's kind of a lame punchline. I bet it was written by a bunch of old people over 30 who have jobs.

    but seriously, who plays FPS games with a joystick? fucking kids these days

    It's not a joystick, it's...

    ...oh

    I see what you did there.

  • kingworkskingworks Registered User regular
    Who's an old fart (~33) with two-thumbs and only plays single-player vidya games?

    <--- This guy.

  • PeccaviPeccavi You are all weirdos!Registered User regular
    I had a friend who was a semi-professional Halo guy. I'm not that into FPSes, but I had the chance to watch him play on one occassion.

    It was quite ridiculous. He would be skimming along the battle, he'd notice someone 300 meters away, then he'd jump, zoom in the scope, and jam the joystick all in one motion. He got a headshot doing this almost every single time.

    I do not understand people who can play with such an absurdly high sensitivity that they are able to line up a headshot taht fast, much less able to keep the reticule on the head while firing at the speed they go.

    Actually, that relies on a glitch in the game. If you strafe the scope quickly over someone, it'll automatically give you a headshot. Still takes practice to pull it off, but it's not godly super-human skill. Just mad 'sploits.

  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Last night Usagi, myself and two of my friends were playing MNC.

    It hit 10:30 and we were all "Man, alright...that was my last one."

    This comic is both funny AND relevant.

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