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Debate and Discourse: AWESOME POST in "Do you go back and pay for groceries that the clerk miss

agoajagoaj Play It Loud!Get N Or Get OutRegistered User regular
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Don't tell his dad he got a free awesome post.
Post: Do you go back and pay for groceries that the clerk missed?
Forum: Debate and Discourse
Assigned Moderators: Elki, ElJeffe, Irond Will

Posted by: MalReynolds
Original Content:
Always, and for some reason, if the item is on sale and I don't know it (say it's a video game, and it is marked for $60 but rings up $30) I'll point out the difference and asked if the item scanned correctly.

I know EXACTLY why I do this, too. It's not out of sympathy for the clerk, although I do feel bad if they make an error that I don't catch. It's my Dad.

One day, I couldn't have been more than 5, my Dad and I went to the grocery store - a Kroger that had just opened up in my area. We had walked around the store, and he bought his standard Dad supplies; a beef-log, a block of cheese, Triscuts, beers, Fritos, Helluva Good French Onion Dip and jellybeans. While he was paying at the register in typical embarassing Dad fashion, I wandered over to the gumball machines. I didn't have a quarter, so I instead went around and turned all the metallic knobs for fun. The top row was candy, the bottom row, cheap plastic rings. Lo and behold, on the bottom row, in one of the prize chutes, was a ring. Smiling like I won the lottery, I pocketed the trinket and walked out with my Dad.

When we got to the car, I asked him for assistance in opening the plastic bubble that the ring came in; my Dad's face turned the shade of a horrifically sunburned floozy, screaming: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?! Obviously, he knew I walked into the store with no quarter, and walked out with an item that despite being manufactured at the low low cost of less than a cent (and the life of a small Filipino kid) still managed to wrangle 0.25 from the average consumer.

In his mind, this equaled theft. As such, he dragged me back into the store and demanded to see a manager. I was crying; after all, thieves are bad people, and I had no idea that I was stealing. I had inadvertantly turned into a villian. I knew the Bible was full of these, and in movies, they were treated with the heavy hand of an unforgiving law. I had no concept of shades of morality. Stealing was wrong, and I was bad. I had always considered myself to be good; I looked both ways before crossing the street, always covered my mouth when coughing, and said 'please' and 'thank you.' Having lost my sainthood without even knowing it with earth shattering. I could never get it back. I had done wrong and by virtue of my father's reaction, I could feel it in every pore of my body.

The manager came out and saw my Dad, incensed to the point where his face was now purple, and a small child now screaming and crying like he believed himself soulless (hint: I did). When my Dad explained the situation, the manager didn't know how to react; it was a cheap plastic ring, found in the prize chute of a novelty gumball machine. The manager explained to my Dad that he didn't technically believe this was considered stealing - his exact words were, "When I was growing up, an extra prize in the prize chute was called a 'freebie'," which calmed my Dad down, but not considerably. I was still forced to hand over the ring - which the manager had no idea what to do with - and walked out of the store in shame.

Dad explained the situation to my Mom. The whole time, I felt like I was going to vomit; when it came to laying down the law, my Dad was a benevolent angel compared to my mother.

She just looked at him and said, "Mike, do you have to be such a dick?"

So now, every time I think I'm getting good fortune by catching a secret sale or an unannounced two-for-one deal, I check with the cashier. Seventeen years after the fact, I'm still wary.

Now I have a better grip on the shades of gray that accompany life, but I'm still set in my ways. No freebies. Not then, not ever.

agoaj on
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  • THEPAIN73THEPAIN73 Registered User regular
    I'm gonna tell his dad he gets five free stars from me.

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    It's stories like these that make me so thankful for my (relatively) normal parents.

  • RiusRius Registered User regular
    Fantastic! His mom's reaction was everything I could never have even dreamed of. Five stars.

  • DiegoDiego Registered User
    OF COURSE you go back and pay for the groceries the clerk missed! Did you sleep through the myth about Abe Lincoln?
    You don't want that minimum wage clerk getting dunned for the difference!

  • RikushixRikushix Registered User regular
    I thought this was going to be some sort of heartwarming story about paternal advice.

    Evidently I was mistaken :P

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  • HenroidHenroid Worthless Tyler, TX (where hope comes to die!)Registered User regular
    The paragraph that starts with, "In his mind, this equaled theft," made me feel so fucking awful while reading it. Man. D:

  • KalTorakKalTorak Registered User regular
    I clicked on this thread by mistake. I was going for the cheese thread post.


    I kept reading waiting for the cheese to come.

    There was no cheese.

  • RBachRBach Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    I clicked on this thread by mistake. I was going for the cheese thread post.


    I kept reading waiting for the cheese to come.

    There was no cheese.

    This is your own fault. Pay more attention to your foruming, man!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter Registered User regular
    Haha

    I love your mother's reaction

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  • QuidQuid The Fifth Horseman Registered User regular
    Oh my goodness. This is a fantastic story.

    If that woman's cleavedge made one more person pick the game up off the shelf, it was a net positive for microprose. And to be blunt, if taking her top off could have increased sales enough to get a sequel, I'd endorse it 100000% because I like playing great games.
  • PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 And when she knooooows, what she wants, from her ty-y-ype Registered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    I clicked on this thread by mistake. I was going for the cheese thread post.


    I kept reading waiting for the cheese to come.

    There was no cheese.

    Well, his dad did buy a block of cheese, so there's that.

    And what a story, I'm with Adus on this one.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    Your dad was kind of a dick.

    Not just for what he did but how he did it.

    one star'd for dick dads

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
  • MalReynoldsMalReynolds The Hunter S Thompson of incredibly mild medicines Registered User regular
    He has since gotten much, much better and is now kind of a sweet guy.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    I'm surprised you still have the hands required for posting the post that was posted.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edit: double post

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  • Triple BTriple B Registered User regular
    This is the only time I think I'll ever be able to get away with saying this and not having it taken as an insult:

    Your mom is awesome.

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