You Don't Get to 0-5 Without a Team Effort [NFL]

Peccavi

Week 2! Controversy, injuries, blackouts, and even brother pitted against brother

Kickoff is in a little over an hour! Woohoo!

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Cauld

I still have problems remembering games start at 1pm on the east coast instead of noon in the midwest and I've been here nearly a year. Every 15 minutes or so I see the clock and I'm like, "11:40! Yes!!" and then I'm like, "Oh wait... still another hour." Sigh.

dlinfiniti

brady better cut his hair
jets defense is gonna sexually harrass the crap out of him

Simjanes2k

Nice OP!

Why does FOX have that same "official" idiot in the studio again after the shitstorm about him last week?

JustinSane07

I can't even tell who the hell that is in the OP.

Balefuego

Simjanes2k wrote: »

Nice OP!

Why does FOX have that same "official" idiot in the studio again after the shitstorm about him last week?

He's going to be there all season

JustinSane07

After the pregame shows, I'm going to hate Peyton and Eli more than I already do.

Simjanes2k

Balefuego wrote: »

Simjanes2k wrote: »

Nice OP!

Why does FOX have that same "official" idiot in the studio again after the shitstorm about him last week?

He's going to be there all season

that's what I was afraid of, he's under contract or something. It's FOX's new misinformation feature!

jkylefulton

JustinSane07 wrote: »

After the pregame shows, I'm going to hate Peyton and Eli more than I already do.

Peyton's giant baby head as a little kid was cute, though.

But yeah, the ESPN "Lets use an old Peyton/Eli interview to make a rap" segment was....not good.

Kagera

I hope Tomstin Biebrady gets sacked so much this week and every week until he cuts that fucking hair.

I also hope motherfucking Jerry Jones and Romo allow the team to win this week.

DHS

Soft Knocks was gold, though.

"1.. 2... LAZER TAG!"

Simjanes2k

I declare the Lions 1-0! Fuck it, I'm pretending the NFL didn't screw my whole state. So today they're trying for the big second win against the Eagles.

I SAID SECOND WIN DAMMIT

SECOND

Kagera

Also I wish the people who defended the rule that makes the Johnson catch not a TD would show me examples of the times the rule worked well.

dlinfiniti

Simjanes2k wrote: »

I declare the Lions 1-0! Fuck it, I'm pretending the NFL didn't screw my whole state. So today they're trying for the big second win against the Eagles.

I SAID SECOND WIN DAMMIT

SECOND

sorry but you're facing a michael vick who is just beginning his MVP bid
better luck next week

jkylefulton

I hope Suh gets a few sacks today, and when Goose comes up to him for the post-game interview, he drops some clever one-liners, Arnold-in-Commando style.

Kagera

dlinfiniti wrote: »

Simjanes2k wrote: »

I declare the Lions 1-0! Fuck it, I'm pretending the NFL didn't screw my whole state. So today they're trying for the big second win against the Eagles.

I SAID SECOND WIN DAMMIT

SECOND

sorry but you're facing a michael vick who is just beginning his MVP bid
better luck next week

When they said "Vick is back to his old form" I thought "Better alert the ASPCA!"

EspantaPajaro

Lets go BUCS!

JustinSane07

Soft Knocks was indeed a good bit. Kenny Mayne delivers consistently more than anyone on ESPN.

Peccavi

And down goes Cutler.

Elki

Um, is anyone else watching Steelers-Titans?

TexiKen

Steelers up with a kickoff return, then get the ball back on a fumble.

And then those thug Titans start shit.

Crush them, Pittsburgh

edit: Courtland Finnegan's a tool.

Elki

Yeeeaah! My kind of sack.

PantsB

First "he's like a kid out there!" of the afternoon as Vikes go for it on 4th down (generally a decent idea) and a very long 2 in FG range to start the game (?) and Favre gets it slapped down

Kagera

Ah Cowboys, that's the losing spirit I know so well!

Malkor

America's team is off to a great start.

Peccavi

Wow. Nice pass, Miami.

Peccavi

FFFFFFFFFFFFfffffff

Miles Austin! NOOOOO

dlinfiniti

wow cutler gettin mobbed all over

Kagera

Bears-Cowboys

Who-Wants-It-Less Bowl.

Malkor

Jay Cutler has the 1000-yard stare already.

dlinfiniti

Malkor wrote: »

Jay Cutler has the 1000-yard stare already.

his o line is gonna get him killed

jkylefulton

BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST

Simjanes2k

76yard drive, RD lions, EVERY PLAY ON THE DRIVE IS A RUN

LIONS RUNNING THE BALL

Also he had possession, mofos

OremLK

Yeah I'm watching Cowturds/Bears too while I wait for the Astros to start.

Both O-lines look awful in this game.

Peccavi

Oh hey, they took that fumble off Austin.

Phew.

Fizban140

I really don't understand roughing the passer calls in the NFL. In the Saints Vikings game last year Favre got fucking wrecked after he passed constantly the whole game. Then in the Dolphins Vikings game the vikings lineman jumped to block the pass and bumped into the QB just a little bit and got called for it. What the hell?


Oh and the vikings have to have one of the worst pass defenses in the NFL.

Malkor

Usually Troy will gush on about how heavy the o-line is.

They didn't do that this game, probably why they're sucking so much.

Kagera

GG Vince Young!

TexiKen

Head & Shoulders intercepts the ball!

Malkor

Good thing ol' Jay's in shape!

Kagera

It's good cardio.