Catfish: A DocuMovie About Internet Dating (Which Some People Do Here, I guess!)

Koshian

does your nose have an okcupid, yaya

YaYa

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/upyourskoshian

Grey Ghost

I am actually the girl in this Catfish movie

Its me

mensch-o-matic

what if you want to make an okc for the explicit purpose of messaging and subsequently making out with one specific guy

YaYa

mensch-o-matic wrote: »

what if you want to make an okc for the explicit purpose of messaging and subsequently making out with one specific guy

is the guy on OKCupid too

otherwise I'd, you know, just find him and ask him to make out

Faynor

crwth wrote: »

CHOKE ME TO DEATH FAYNOR!

not if your life depended on it

crwth

faynor why are you just now responding to that

mensch-o-matic

found him on okc duh

oh christ look at one of his quiz results

SEXUAL HELL LEVEL 3

Raw score: 81%
There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.

this test asked you about cheating and rape NOTHING CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG WITH THIS

Beasteh

internet dating~~~

Faynor

YaYa wrote: »

Faynor you're kind of confusing and also silly

you

you wanna be my OKCupid date?

But

but you're Jewish

Faynor

crwth wrote: »

faynor why are you just now responding to that

I didn't see it

it was from the last page jesus roberto let me take my time

YaYa

Faynor wrote: »

YaYa wrote: »

Faynor you're kind of confusing and also silly

you

you wanna be my OKCupid date?

But

but you're Jewish

I don't care Faynor

if I had to pick a religion now, I'd have to be You-ish

Faynor

Grey Ghost wrote: »

I am actually the girl in this Catfish movie

Its me

do you want to

do you want to internet date, forum poster grey ghost

Faynor

YaYa wrote: »

Faynor wrote: »

YaYa wrote: »

Faynor you're kind of confusing and also silly

you

you wanna be my OKCupid date?

But

but you're Jewish

I don't care Faynor

if I had to pick a religion now, I'd have to be You-ish

Ya Ya...

you're just not my type...

Faynor

actually, "not yaya" probably sums up my type pretty well

Faynor

anyone else wanna get at me

crwth

four posts in a row jackie boy

Beasteh

yeah ok

George Fornby Grill

Beasteh wrote: »

yeah ok

second

Darmak

George Fornby Grill wrote: »

Beasteh wrote: »

yeah ok

second

fifth

Stale

After a solid 15 years of observation and experimentation, I have reached a unified theory, for both sexes, on how to win the dating game.

This is magic shit right here.


It's composed of three separate, but equal parts.

1. Look good in your underwear.

2. Cook like an old black woman.

3. Fuck like a runaway slave.


You do those three things and you will have zero problems dating.

Grey Ghost

Faynor wrote: »

Grey Ghost wrote: »

I am actually the girl in this Catfish movie

Its me

do you want to

do you want to internet date, forum poster grey ghost

No

Beasteh

god damn

Darmak

See that, Beasteh? Stale is giving you some goddamn advice.

Beasteh

i can do maybe one of those things if i try my darndest

Aphostile

Don't you y'know, need a personality for those three rules to be truly effective?

Stale

Aphostile wrote: »

Don't you y'know, need a personality for those three rules to be truly effective?

sadly, not really, no.

Beasteh

aphostile i miss your av already

Aphostile

Beasteh wrote: »

aphostile i miss your av already

She's cute, she's in a band, she's technically savvy and she plays WoW and other video games unabashedly.

I Win Swordfights

Is that Lights or whatever

My ex girlfriend loved her

Beasteh

uh wow is actually kind of a turnoff for me!

Aphostile

I Win Swordfights wrote: »

Is that Lights or whatever

My ex girlfriend loved her

Yes.

Beasteh wrote: »

uh wow is actually kind of a turnoff for me!

Well geez, Beasteh. BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS.

I Win Swordfights

I kinda want to play some WoW right now

Beasteh

wow is literally gay hitler

Munkus Beaver

Stale wrote: »

After a solid 15 years of observation and experimentation, I have reached a unified theory, for both sexes, on how to win the dating game.

This is magic shit right here.


It's composed of three separate, but equal parts.

1. Look good in your underwear.

2. Cook like an old black woman.

3. Fuck like a runaway slave.


You do those three things and you will have zero problems dating.

Stale is Aunt Jemima?

Stale

Munkus Beaver wrote: »

Stale wrote: »

After a solid 15 years of observation and experimentation, I have reached a unified theory, for both sexes, on how to win the dating game.

This is magic shit right here.


It's composed of three separate, but equal parts.

1. Look good in your underwear.

2. Cook like an old black woman.

3. Fuck like a runaway slave.


You do those three things and you will have zero problems dating.

Stale is Aunt Jemima?

I've had nothing BUT trouble with dating and relationships.

Bucketman

But Stale, is it ok if your 2 out of 3?

I Win Swordfights

Bucketman wrote: »

But Stale, is it ok if your 2 out of 3?

He said fuck like one, not spell like one.

Projeck

those people that were saying 'no hide the videogames'

are dumb

Platypus Beirut

I just watched Chronicles of Riddick on TV. So riddickulous.