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[Mass Effect] DLC On Sale Oct. 11th - 17th (Xbox Live Gold)

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i don't know how to break this to you

    but that was Kaidan's ass

    Nartwak, you might be gay

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    SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Tal, why

    why do you have a picture of Kaidan's ass
    bellringer.gif

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I was sworn to secrecy by the official forums' Kaidan Alenko Appreciation Society

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    Always-RainingAlways-Raining Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    What the.... the.... *goes back to check*.

    Well I feel sheepish. Should have gone to specsavers.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    As I read those comments

    all I could think was

    "how do they not realize that that's a dude's ass"

    D:

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    NartwakNartwak Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Doesn't matter, acceptable losses for videogame smut.

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    Always-RainingAlways-Raining Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Several reasons but the biggest one went a little something like this..

    Hmmm I wonder what this spoiler is?

    *clicks*

    BLUE SKIN OH CRAP NOES IT MUST BE LIARA QUICK CLOSE IT!!!!

    For some reason his skin looks blue on my monitor.

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Kaiden's like -this- close to being a lady anyway.

    No harm no foul.

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    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    clawhammer

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    SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    They probably just didn't H-scroll to see DEM SIDEBURNS and the blue lighting could make people who don't intimately know the contours of Kaidan's ass confused.

    Terrible Mass Effect moments all over. Speaking of which, there was a picture in the last thread of a bikini beach party!

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    NartwakNartwak Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    It's not gay if it's biotic

    Edit: Was it the picture in the OP by any chance, SoundPlush?

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    Always-RainingAlways-Raining Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Oh how I would love to agree with you OptimusZed but I'm afraid I'll get set upon my the multitude of Kaiden fangirls in an instant, and I'm only a newbie in a very big sea of piranhas.

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    KazakaKazaka Asleep Counting SheepRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    SoundsPlush wrote: »
    Tal, why

    why do you have a picture of Kaidan's ass
    FROM HERE ON FUCKING OUT
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    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEESSSS

    THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF BELLRINGER

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    who doesn't intimately know the contours of Kaidan's ass?

    all the cool kids know

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    SoundsPlushSoundsPlush yup, back. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Oh, so it is. That didn't load or wasn't there when I first looked at the OP. Good.

    And man, not if it's biotic...I remember that college club.

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I think I romanced Kaiden once, on like my second run of ME. After going Ashley the first time.

    Ever since it's been Liara, and Kaiden gets atomized.

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    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    -Tal wrote: »
    is someone talking about ass in here
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    the hell is wrong with his feet

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    is someone talking about ass in here
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    the hell is wrong with his feet
    Kaiden is actually a Neo Never Nude.

    In that shot he's wearing a flesh colored footie bodystocking.

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    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
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    KazakaKazaka Asleep Counting SheepRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    What is a Neo Never Nude? Am I allowed to call them NNN for short?

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    OptimusZedOptimusZed Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I figure by that point we won't have Never Nudes anymore, what with new clothing technology and such.

    So they'll have to be a new sort of never nude. A Neo Never Nude.

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    We're reading Rifts. You should too. You know you want to. Now With Ninjas!

    They tried to bury us. They didn't know that we were seeds. 2018 Midterms. Get your shit together.
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    NartwakNartwak Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    In the future anything is possible...

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    curly haired boycurly haired boy Your Friendly Neighborhood Torgue Dealer Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Dragkonias wrote: »
    curly haired boy wrote: »
    @weevil:

    looks good, looks like alliance military

    i've never personally understood the impulse to make customsheps impossibly beautiful

    shepard is a soldier dammit

    in the future, modeling agencies scout on the extranet

    if shep was that pretty, shep wouldn't be special forces, shep would be a salesperson for A&F or something and wouldn't risk harming shep's beautiful perfect face

    ...Shepard is the face of humanity on the galactic stage.

    As such that face has to be dead sexy.

    attractiveshep i get, i understand

    abercrombieshep just feels wrong D:

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    NartwakNartwak Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Just standard Alliance gene therapy, curly haired boy.

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    WybornWyborn GET EQUIPPED Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I wish I was running the PC version, so I could post a screenshot of my Meanshep.

    Looks like you'd expect a survivor of Akuze to look.

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    Always-RainingAlways-Raining Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I wish I hadn't deleted the career my dad made ages ago now. While he was making the character he never turned Sheps head so he could see a side on profile, end result looked like a wave slide at a water park.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Nartwak wrote: »
    Just standard Alliance gene therapy, curly haired boy.

    uglyshepard.jpg

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    Always-RainingAlways-Raining Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    B.E.Auuuutiful.

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    Evil WeevilEvil Weevil Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Those eyes pierce into your very soul.

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    he looks like he was modeled from clay, not in game

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    that actually is standard alliance

    look what they did to Anderson

    and you think Kaidan's perfect hair mound is natural?

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    NartwakNartwak Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    -Tal wrote: »
    Nartwak wrote: »
    Just standard Alliance gene therapy, curly haired boy.

    uglyshepard.jpg

    It's amazing what they can do with genetic therapy!

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    RizziRizzi Sydney, Australia.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Oh god. I can't breathe. Stop it. :P

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    Evil WeevilEvil Weevil Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrMMOteSqOE


    Observe rape face about 0:06.

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    Always-RainingAlways-Raining Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    *shivers*

    That face will haunt my nightmares now.

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    EmporiumEmporium Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm sending that clip into Fox News right now

    Edit: d'awww my first confusing totp

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    literally the worst thread on the internet

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    DragkoniasDragkonias That Guy Who Does Stuff You Know, There. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I hope ME3 makes it so Shepard can smile without looking like a rapist.

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    chasmchasm Ill-tempered Texan Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    He doesn't look like a rapist. More like Pedobear.

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    JucJuc EdmontonRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    it's like the bioware forums overflowed into here for a little while.

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    NartwakNartwak Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Mass Effect has a deleterious effect on people

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