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New Comic for September 27, 2010

AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
edited September 2010 in Social Entropy++
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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Dirty, very dirty.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You've got overhead to worry about.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Seedy.

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    captainkcaptaink TexasRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    "you'll be glad you came"

    oh god haha

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    CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    oh man, that hand, geezz.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Oh my gosh I did not notice the little hand face dude going on on the ticket the first time I saw this.

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    oh my god the google eyes

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    CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    captaink wrote: »
    "you'll be glad you came"

    oh god haha

    Best part

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    He didn't even buy him anything. He picked him up a coupon.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Crashmo wrote: »
    captaink wrote: »
    "you'll be glad you came"

    oh god haha

    Best part

    Well yeah it usually is.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    oh my god hahaha

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Blake T wrote: »
    Oh my gosh I did not notice the little hand face dude going on on the ticket the first time I saw this.

    What? How can you miss that? That's easily the best part.

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    mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Dude...$1 off for a half-price handjob means these were only two-dollar handjobs to begin with.

    This does not bode well.

    Shit, at that point you might as well upgrade to a blowbo.

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    UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I have to wonder how much handjobs typically cost

    I do not wish to go to the bad part of town and inquire

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    mcdermottmcdermott Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    UnbreakableVow wrote: »
    I have to wonder how much handjobs typically cost

    I do not wish to go to the bad part of town and inquire

    Well you're just going to get ripped off in the good part of town.

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    Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I wonder what the handjob to blowjob ratio is

    was it affected by The Economy

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    I wonder what the handjob to blowjob ratio is

    was it affected by The Economy

    there's more unoccupied hands than ever before

    depreciating the value of hand jobs tremendously

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I mean, obviously, the cut-rate handjob is just a tactic to lure people in and have them shell out for costlier services. It's a 'bate and switch scam.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    mcdermott wrote: »
    Dude...$1 off for a half-price handjob means these were only two-dollar handjobs to begin with..

    No, it doesn't. The place sells half-priced handjobs, undercutting the competitive world of handjobs. This is a present entitling whichever one the yellow character is to a further dollar off his already reduced price. His savings, they are compounded.

    I think there are further clues encrypted in the background of the third panel.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Dubh wrote: »
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    I wonder what the handjob to blowjob ratio is

    was it affected by The Economy

    there's more unoccupied hands than ever before

    depreciating the value of hand jobs tremendously

    Idle hands...

    Gotta do something with them.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    I.H.N.I.W.T.R. wrote: »
    I wonder what the handjob to blowjob ratio is

    was it affected by The Economy

    there's more unoccupied hands than ever before

    depreciating the value of hand jobs tremendously

    Idle hands...

    Gotta do something with them.

    I now know the name of the Handjob Store by the bus stop
    The Devil's Workshop

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited September 2010
    Comic. Of. The. Year.

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Who's the middle-man?

    And that's a rather masculine looking talking hand.

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    mcdermott wrote: »
    Dude...$1 off for a half-price handjob means these were only two-dollar handjobs to begin with.

    This does not bode well.

    Shit, at that point you might as well upgrade to a blowbo.
    No, the handjobs are already half off, the dollar is an addition discount off their normal half-price. So if the going rate for handjobs is $10, with the coupon you would only pay $4. They wouldn't live up to their name of half-price handjobs if you can only get the half-price with a coupon.

    Another dick comic! I'm glad they didn't turn it into an economy joke, though, that got worn out by everybody in the recession.

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    amazing

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    is a 10$ handjob any better
    i'm not really sure

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    Out Of ContextOut Of Context Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Aneurhythmia wrote: »
    I mean, obviously, the cut-rate handjob is just a tactic to lure people in and have them shell out for costlier services. It's a 'bate and switch scam.

    Quality.

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    JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    First served, first come

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Big Red Tie wrote: »
    is a 10$ handjob any better
    i'm not really sure
    Well how much should you pay for a handjob? I wouldn't pay more than $10 plus tip. That's enough for a meal, I think that's fair. Am I too stingy with my handjobs?

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Coinage wrote: »
    mcdermott wrote: »
    Dude...$1 off for a half-price handjob means these were only two-dollar handjobs to begin with.

    This does not bode well.

    Shit, at that point you might as well upgrade to a blowbo.
    No, the handjobs are already half off, the dollar is an addition discount off their normal half-price. So if the going rate for handjobs is $10, with the coupon you would only pay $4. They wouldn't live up to their name of half-price handjobs if you can only get the half-price with a coupon.

    Another dick comic! I'm glad they didn't turn it into an economy joke, though, that got worn out by everybody in the recession.

    I think the name of the establishment is "Half-price Handjobs", that doesn't mean all the handjobs are half-price.

    Its like going to the dollar store, not everything there is $1. Sometimes they have a few things that are $5. Its just an eye-catcher to get you in the door. They'll be alright until they open that quarter-price handjob and buffet down the road.

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    Baka_ShadeBaka_Shade Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Wasn't friday's comic about cutting off the middleman too?

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Baka_Shade wrote: »
    Wasn't friday's comic about beheading the middleman too?

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Staxeon wrote: »
    I think the name of the establishment is "Half-price Handjobs", that doesn't mean all the handjobs are half-price.

    Its like going to the dollar store, not everything there is $1. Sometimes they have a few things that are $5. Its just an eye-catcher to get you in the door. They'll be alright until they open that quarter-price handjob and buffet down the road.
    Sure, my main point was just that you can't extrapolate from the coupon that the handjobs are originally only $2 handjobs. Quarter price handjobs doesn't really flow, what about Buffet with free handjobs?

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Coinage wrote: »
    Big Red Tie wrote: »
    is a 10$ handjob any better
    i'm not really sure
    Well how much should you pay for a handjob? I wouldn't pay more than $10 plus tip. That's enough for a meal, I think that's fair. Am I too stingy with my handjobs?

    wait
    you're supposed to tip?

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Big Red Tie wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Big Red Tie wrote: »
    is a 10$ handjob any better
    i'm not really sure
    Well how much should you pay for a handjob? I wouldn't pay more than $10 plus tip. That's enough for a meal, I think that's fair. Am I too stingy with my handjobs?
    wait
    you're supposed to tip?
    I don't know, it seems courteous. It's a service job, after all.

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    StaxeonStaxeon Buffalo, NYRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Coinage wrote: »
    Staxeon wrote: »
    I think the name of the establishment is "Half-price Handjobs", that doesn't mean all the handjobs are half-price.

    Its like going to the dollar store, not everything there is $1. Sometimes they have a few things that are $5. Its just an eye-catcher to get you in the door. They'll be alright until they open that quarter-price handjob and buffet down the road.
    Sure, my main point was just that you can't extrapolate from the coupon that the handjobs are originally only $2 handjobs. Quarter price handjobs doesn't really flow, what about Buffet with free handjobs?

    Agreed then on the MSRP of the handjobs.

    Hrmm...buffet with free handjobs doesn't sound right either. The handjobs should be the main selling point. How about Discount Handjobs and 25cent Buffalo Wings?

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    Big Red TieBig Red Tie beautiful clydesdale style feet too hot to trotRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Coinage wrote: »
    Big Red Tie wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Big Red Tie wrote: »
    is a 10$ handjob any better
    i'm not really sure
    Well how much should you pay for a handjob? I wouldn't pay more than $10 plus tip. That's enough for a meal, I think that's fair. Am I too stingy with my handjobs?
    wait
    you're supposed to tip?
    I don't know, it seems courteous. It's a service job, after all.

    but they don't seem like they're in a position to be receiving bills or coins

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    This is going to be the new comic I post when someone says Mike or Jerry said something inappropriate.

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    OptyOpty Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Staxeon wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    Staxeon wrote: »
    I think the name of the establishment is "Half-price Handjobs", that doesn't mean all the handjobs are half-price.

    Its like going to the dollar store, not everything there is $1. Sometimes they have a few things that are $5. Its just an eye-catcher to get you in the door. They'll be alright until they open that quarter-price handjob and buffet down the road.
    Sure, my main point was just that you can't extrapolate from the coupon that the handjobs are originally only $2 handjobs. Quarter price handjobs doesn't really flow, what about Buffet with free handjobs?

    Agreed then on the MSRP of the handjobs.

    Hrmm...buffet with free handjobs doesn't sound right either. The handjobs should be the main selling point. How about Discount Handjobs and 25cent Buffalo Wings?

    Makes the "Employees must wash their hands before returning to work" signs in the bathroom mean that much more.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm wondering if you're getting an offhandjob for the discount

    that'd make more sense

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