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[Mini Phalla] Disney Phalla- Welcome To Yensid:: Game Over! Village Victory

lonelyahavalonelyahava If I confuse you, I blame the infantsleep-deprived new mommyRegistered User regular
edited October 2010 in Critical Failures
Welcome to Yensid



The trees are idyllic. The landscape is just the way you like it. Shades of gray and browns and blacks, misery and anxiety hover in the air. This is the place that you come to clear your head. The haven for the misunderstood and the constantly viewed as evil players in the world. This is Yensid. The place where you can finally belong and be amongst others like you.

Those who don’t like pink and purple and yellow and blue and bright colors and happy faces, this is where they find themselves at peace. The winters dead trees scatter the landscape and the earth is dry and cracked. The only water is that of the small inland lake, but not potable water, no. It is there for the salt content. There are houses scattered here and there, but most of the buildings here are large structures, towering castles with dangerous turrets. Each of the denizens have added their own touches to the landscape, but it is still ugly in your eyes.

And that is how it should be.

But things have changed. You have noticed bits of color here and there. Flowers have begun to bloom where there had only been weeds and death before. And there is laughter where there had only been silence before. And children. You have seen them, heard their feet pitter pattering and you have smelled them. They smelled clean, fresh… young. And that was when you noticed the new construction going on at the top of the hill. A new palace, with four turrets, one on each corner. A fairly standard building for Yensid, until the paint started to go up. Yellow, and teal, and blue, and pink. Aquamarine and coral. Gold and silver. And Purple. So much purple.

You grew curious, why wouldn’t you be? Who could be moving in to this horrible place that you have so much affection for, only to build that…ugly thing. And then, the whispers started. The young Princesses, four of them, had heard about Yensid and decided it would be a lovely place for them to start new lives. So they were moving in. And everything was going to be under their rule. You could not stand for it.

Gather your neighbors and root out those brats. This is your safe haven from color and happiness. You want none of their giggling, their colors, or their feminine wiles here. You know that they are somewhere amongst you. Find them, and send them back to their own world.


What's this?

This is a phalla for 20 people, also known as a mini-phalla.

Phalla? What's that?

The forum's version of the party game, Mafia. See here for more details. General rules apply, including no anonymous contact between players, no direct quoting of role PMs, etc. I don't care about paraphrasing or mafioso quoting role PMs to each other. If you set up an off-site proboard, please PM me the link to it.

Every day you must vote for a player whom you suspect to be one of the Bratty Bitches. Please !vote in red and !retract in lime. Retractions are not necessary; only your last vote will be counted.

What do you mean Newbies?

I am going to open the signups for this game up to anybody who has played LESS THAN FIFTEEN Phallas. Either Mini or Main.

If the game does >not< fill up with those slots, then I will open the game up to anybody else that wants to play.

This Mini is completely vanilla.

This means that there are no hidden mechanics, no special moves or anything to confuse or delight. This is a pure game of Phalla.

20 players
4 mafia
11 villagers
5 village specials

Order of Actions:

Vote>Vigilante>Mafia

Days will end at 11pm Eastern. That’s 8pm Pacific. 4pm+a day Kiwiland.

Example Villager PM:

You are- <enter Role name Here>. <enter Role specific Fluff>
Win condition: Free the Land from the Bratty Bitches Once and For All!

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava If I confuse you, I blame the infant sleep-deprived new mommyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Players List

    1. Spoit- Ursula- Day Three
    2. DJP3710
    3. Megatin- Lady Tremaine- Day One
    4. Ronrab- Jasmine-Mafia-day Five
    5. mascaranumbers- Madame Medusa- Day One
    6. MaxFrost- Gaston- Day Four
    7. CapFalcon- Aurora-Mafia-Day Six
    8. Godmode- Jafar- Seer- Day Six
    9. Mordroth- Mafia- Belle-Day Three
    10. Marikir- Shere Khan-Mason- Day Two
    11. daniant- Cruella De Vil- Day Six
    12. The Ender
    13. Crumble- Stromboli- Day Four
    14. Void slayer
    15. The_Anonymous- Hades-Day One
    16. Dunadan019- Red Queen- Guard- Day Five
    17.Alegis
    18. Sir Fabulous- Captain Hook
    19. kias- Ariel-Mafia-Day Five
    20. The Dagon- Mad Madame Mim- Day Two

    Victors:

    DJP- Maleficent- Vigilante
    Alegis- Prince John
    The Ender- Scar-Mason
    Void Slayer- The Queen

    Reserves:


    1. Infidel
    2. Rysk
    3. durax
    4. BL
    5. Rawk



    Clarifications:



    Narrations:

    Opening: Dark and Stormy
    The First: A Witch!
    The Second: OLBs
    The Third: Crankiness Kills
    The Fourth: Mmmm tasty!
    The Fifth: Lobster pot!
    The Sixth: The End

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  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I think I have less than 5:
    Cake vs pie, shadows, main, l4d

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I've done more, so I guess I'll reserve up.

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Can I qualify since I've only played one after my extended break?

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  • ronrabronrab Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Reserve up for princesses since I have well over 5 by now.

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Is it somehow possible to reserve down?

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  • daniantdaniant Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Reserve up. If only I had this Phalla like 10 Phallas before.

    daniant on
  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    this is a newbie game right?

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    this is a newbie game right?
    What does the thread title say, duna?

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    something about new bees.

    the honey men will be pleased.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava If I confuse you, I blame the infant sleep-deprived new mommyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Should I just give up on the newbie thing and open it up to full players?

    is there that much of a demand for just a plain old phalla?

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  • The DagonThe Dagon Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Newbie Phallas are so cool.

    I might reserve up later if you need more filler.

    Good luck Ahava!

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  • DJP3710DJP3710 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Yeah sure, why not?

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  • MegatinMegatin Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    It's only been a couple of hours, I'd give it a day or so before opening it up.

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Megatin wrote: »
    It's only been a couple of hours, I'd give it a week or so before opening it up.
    Fix'd.

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  • Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Should I just give up on the newbie thing and open it up to full players?

    is there that much of a demand for just a plain old phalla?

    if it gets opened up then RESERVE

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava If I confuse you, I blame the infant sleep-deprived new mommyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm gonna change the limit to those who have played UNDER FIFTEEN GAMES

    This should cover a few who want to play...

    I think?

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  • MegatinMegatin Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sign up! then.

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    reserve for vanilla

    played a bit more than 15 I'm afraid

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  • ronrabronrab Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sign up

    ronrab on
  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Reserve up.

    Sir Fabulous on
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  • mascara305mascara305 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sign up!

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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Wasn't your first game SPECTRUM fabulous? You should sign-up instead.

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  • MaxFrostMaxFrost Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Miss Ahava has DEMANDED that I sign up.

    so I shall.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava If I confuse you, I blame the infant sleep-deprived new mommyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Oohh.

    I got a Miss out of him.

    I like this one!

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  • Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Alegis wrote: »
    Wasn't your first game SPECTRUM fabulous? You should sign-up instead.

    You'd think I wouldn't have more than 15 games wouldn't you? Turns out I'm more of an average player than I thought.

    Oh also I missed this on my first time through, but, no. Spectrum wasn't my first game.

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  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Bah. Past Lives was when I lost my phalla v-card.

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  • KiasKias Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Reserve up!

    I lost count of how many games I played, but a vanilla phalla sounds like a nice change of pace!

    Kias on
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  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Bah. Past Lives was when I lost my phalla v-card.

    I think you re-earned it with "you guys are in the same timezone. YOU MUST BE MAFIA TOGETHER. I have to reveal my SK self!"

    Complicated mechanics can disguise basic phalla rules fabulous. In vanilla that's all you have, and ahava needs 20 so I'd say give it a go.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava If I confuse you, I blame the infant sleep-deprived new mommyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'll take you, Nony. And SirFab, if you guys have around 15-20.

    This is mostly to give people who aren't like me or Infidel or BL or others like that who have been here almost since the beginning.

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  • lonelyahavalonelyahava If I confuse you, I blame the infant sleep-deprived new mommyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Alright kids.

    I'm going to bed.

    Be nice to each other and go and recruit new flesh for this game, aye?

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  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    What, no blue text in this newbie mini? :P

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  • godmodegodmode Nooo-ooo-ooo... That ain't dancin', SallyRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sign up!

    godmode on
  • The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'll take you, Nony. And SirFab, if you guys have around 15-20.
    Maybe not then. I have 35 under my belt. :P

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I think I'm just over 20... Daaww...

    Avatar: the Last Phallabender was my first.

    Capfalcon on
  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'll reserve into this and will kick Mordroth in the pants to make him join

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  • InfidelInfidel Heretic Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    !signup I have 0 games played be gentle 8-):whistle:

    Infidel on
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  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I believe him.

    Look at that face.

    So young. So innocent.

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  • MegatinMegatin Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    I think I'm just over 20... Daaww...

    Avatar: the Last Phallabender was my first.

    Screw that if I count you count.

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Megatin wrote: »
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    I think I'm just over 20... Daaww...

    Avatar: the Last Phallabender was my first.

    Screw that if I count you count.

    Sign up then!

    Capfalcon on
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