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So it looks like George Lucas needs a new boat.

Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
edited November 2010 in Singularity Engine++
Life must be hard being the dude that created star wars.

I mean you have to constantly put up with fan boys and getting into fights about who shot first it's gotta take a toll on the man.

A toll that can only be cured with luxury yachts, a small harem of hookers and mountains coke.

I heard though last week he accidentally sunk the boat while high, stuck a hooker into the engine or something.

Because of this he's decided to re-release the prequel trilogy. In 3D!

And then, he's going to re-re-release the original trilogy, also in 3D!

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3i677c428c4dc16c2c7592835d50e86a3a

So tell me SE++ are you going to help out this poor old man buy himself what every man needs?

A yacht like this?

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
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    this comic is six years old

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  • DontShootToastersDontShootToasters Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    that's a kick ass yacht

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  • FishmanFishman I find your inability to differentiate between 'corruption' and 'feminism' disturbing Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Now that you mention it, that yacht does kinda look like a storm trooper helmet.

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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  • FedoraFedora Registered User
    edited September 2010
    That boat looks like a megaman villain.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I have two boats like that

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User
    edited September 2010
    Nuh uh

    You're a liar.

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  • UmaroUmaro Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I have two boats like that

    Let's weld them together side-by-side and declare ourselves an independent nation.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black I'm a "they" Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    That's the most futuristic piece of machinery I've ever seen

    and I've seen actual machines from the future

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  • FishmanFishman I find your inability to differentiate between 'corruption' and 'feminism' disturbing Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I have two boats like that

    Does the Cap get to motorboat them every night?

    X-Com LP Thread I, II, III, IV, V
    That's unbelievably cool. Your new name is cool guy. Let's have sex.
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  • LarlarLarlar Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited September 2010
    So the plan to assassinate George Lucas begins. At least we have the time until Episode 4 before it really matters.

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Kate double entente aside but can you take me for a ride on then?

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black I'm a "they" Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Well they be the original editions or the extended?

    Oh who am I kidding george lucas doesn't consider the originals to be movies anymore.

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i can't stop looking at that boat

    what do you think the deck floor is like?

    probably some kind of polished, rare hardwood

    please let it be polished hardwood

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I started off GIS "luxury yachts" didn't give me the shit I needed. I had to stick in some extra words to make that puppy show up.

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i don't think the issue of who shot first is really argued that much

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  • DontShootToastersDontShootToasters Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    want a pair of shoes shaped like that yacht

    pshooooooes

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  • marty_0001marty_0001 Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    But I hate 3D!

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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I have the first version of the original trilogy on DVD, I guess that was the re-release? Anyway I tried to watch them again this weekend

    Those movies are awful what the hell. I think I need to turn in my nerd badge





    damn I want that boat

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Is there a way to watch the original trilogy on dvd without all those added scenes and other bullshit?

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    360: Sir Stiggleton PSN: Stiggy_PA GFWL: RacerStig Steam: TheStig
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    bsjezz wrote: »
    i can't stop looking at that boat

    what do you think the deck floor is like?

    probably some kind of polished, rare hardwood

    please let it be polished hardwood

    A deep mahogany.

    oceaner14.jpg

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I wonder how much the surgery was to put George Lucas' middle fingers in a permanent upright position

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I don't know if that is mahogany to be honest.

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    exist wrote: »
    i don't think the issue of who shot first is really argued that much

    everyone knows it was Han.

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
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  • LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Am I the only one that thinks that flooring looks terrible in there

    Kadith wrote: »
    how do i get off [the bus], do i just start screaming
    well that'll get me off at least.
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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel DenmarkRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    That boat looks like it should be a random encounter in a Final Fantasy game.

    Fuck off and die.
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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Do not question the boat.

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    exist wrote: »
    i don't think the issue of who shot first is really argued that much

    everyone knows it was Han.

    yep

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Blake T wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    i can't stop looking at that boat

    what do you think the deck floor is like?

    probably some kind of polished, rare hardwood

    please let it be polished hardwood

    A deep mahogany.

    oceaner14.jpg

    <3

    it looks like a baleen whale had sex with an imac, and the resulting baby was the creative office of an extremely high-end design firm fitted out expressly to suit the alcoholic board of directors

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  • ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    That boat looks like it should be a random encounter in a Final Fantasy game.

    that boat looks like something I'd throw phoenix down at during a thrilling high speed jet ski chase

    that's it, I'm shutting this entire forum down, everyone thank buttcleft
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    it looks like someone took the inside of the enterprise and yachted it

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ledneh wrote: »
    I have the first version of the original trilogy on DVD, I guess that was the re-release? Anyway I tried to watch them again this weekend

    Those movies are awful what the hell. I think I need to turn in my nerd badge

    WHAT

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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: GaderenRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    star wars fans are the worst fans

    Beyond the scope of light beyond the reach of dark
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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    DodgeBlan wrote: »
    _____ fans are the worst fans

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    your mother is the worst fan

    of your dick

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    The inspiration is apparently based on a fish.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    it looks like someone took the inside of the enterprise and yachted it

    let's see that faggot justin bieber do that

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    god that comment is so versatile

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I thought Beiber was a lesbian.

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i like this concept of "yachting"

    what else can be yachted?

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  • ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    god that comment is so versatile

    I said it to fire truck and tofu after a Tallest Man on Earth concert and some people nearby looked at me and tofu's girlfriend said "faggot?"

    I just said "... it's a thing. I was quoting a thing"

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