So it looks like George Lucas needs a new boat.

Blake T

Life must be hard being the dude that created star wars.

I mean you have to constantly put up with fan boys and getting into fights about who shot first it's gotta take a toll on the man.

A toll that can only be cured with luxury yachts, a small harem of hookers and mountains coke.

I heard though last week he accidentally sunk the boat while high, stuck a hooker into the engine or something.

Because of this he's decided to re-release the prequel trilogy. In 3D!

And then, he's going to re-re-release the original trilogy, also in 3D!

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3i677c428c4dc16c2c7592835d50e86a3a

So tell me SE++ are you going to help out this poor old man buy himself what every man needs?

A yacht like this?

Blake T

I started off GIS "luxury yachts" didn't give me the shit I needed. I had to stick in some extra words to make that puppy show up.

exist

i don't think the issue of who shot first is really argued that much

DontShootToasters

want a pair of shoes shaped like that yacht

pshooooooes

marty_0001

But I hate 3D!

Ledneh

I have the first version of the original trilogy on DVD, I guess that was the re-release? Anyway I tried to watch them again this weekend

Those movies are awful what the hell. I think I need to turn in my nerd badge





damn I want that boat

TheStig

Is there a way to watch the original trilogy on dvd without all those added scenes and other bullshit?

Blake T

bsjezz wrote: »

i can't stop looking at that boat

what do you think the deck floor is like?

probably some kind of polished, rare hardwood

please let it be polished hardwood

A deep mahogany.

Artreus

I wonder how much the surgery was to put George Lucas' middle fingers in a permanent upright position

Blake T

I don't know if that is mahogany to be honest.

Buttcleft

exist wrote: »

i don't think the issue of who shot first is really argued that much

everyone knows it was Han.

Ledneh

Am I the only one that thinks that flooring looks terrible in there

Peter Ebel

That boat looks like it should be a random encounter in a Final Fantasy game.

Blake T

Do not question the boat.

exist

Buttcleft wrote: »

exist wrote: »

i don't think the issue of who shot first is really argued that much

everyone knows it was Han.

yep

bsjezz

Blake T wrote: »

bsjezz wrote: »

i can't stop looking at that boat

what do you think the deck floor is like?

probably some kind of polished, rare hardwood

please let it be polished hardwood

A deep mahogany.

<3

it looks like a baleen whale had sex with an imac, and the resulting baby was the creative office of an extremely high-end design firm fitted out expressly to suit the alcoholic board of directors

Buttcleft

Peter Ebel wrote: »

That boat looks like it should be a random encounter in a Final Fantasy game.

that boat looks like something I'd throw phoenix down at during a thrilling high speed jet ski chase

World as Myth

it looks like someone took the inside of the enterprise and yachted it

#pipe

Ledneh wrote: »

I have the first version of the original trilogy on DVD, I guess that was the re-release? Anyway I tried to watch them again this weekend

Those movies are awful what the hell. I think I need to turn in my nerd badge

WHAT

DodgeBlan

star wars fans are the worst fans

Artreus

DodgeBlan wrote: »

_____ fans are the worst fans

World as Myth

your mother is the worst fan

of your dick

Blake T

The inspiration is apparently based on a fish.

World as Myth

World as Myth wrote: »

it looks like someone took the inside of the enterprise and yachted it

let's see that faggot justin bieber do that

#pipe

god that comment is so versatile

Blake T

I thought Beiber was a lesbian.

Sars_Boy

i like this concept of "yachting"

what else can be yachted?

Artreus

#pipe wrote: »

god that comment is so versatile

I said it to fire truck and tofu after a Tallest Man on Earth concert and some people nearby looked at me and tofu's girlfriend said "faggot?"

I just said "... it's a thing. I was quoting a thing"

TheStig

he's like... someone who should be thrown on a fire like a bundle of sticks.
What's there to be confused about?

World as Myth

Sars_Boy wrote: »

i like this concept of "yachting"

what else can be yachted?

the world is our oyster to be yachted as we see fit

Blake T

Except the bits where there isn't water

It's damn hard to yacht things on dry land.

TheStig

hover-yacht

Fedora

Dry yachting

Blake T

Hover boats aren't that classy.

They're noisy and blowy.

Fedora

Fresh water yachting vs. Salt water yachting

#pipe

TheStig wrote: »

hover-yacht

Don't be crazy, George Lucas is no J Edgar Hoover

World as Myth

take an ipecac to induce yachting

Caveman Paws

Looks like douche bag heaven.

edit:

I take it back this yacht is an excellent yacht. Called the Infinitas. Or just GIS "Space Yacht"

I would call my Infinitas "Space Yacht."

Crashmo

I would go see them rererererereleased in 3d, I don't care

I have no shame

edit: okay that giant room seats...8 people? and the chairs don't even look comfortable.

bsjezz

Fedora wrote: »

Fresh water yachting vs. Salt water yachting

non-competition

fresh water yachting is like trying to swim laps in an inflatable pool

Grey Ghost

#pipe wrote: »

TheStig wrote: »

hover-yacht

Don't be crazy, George Lucas is no J Edgar Hoover

For example, he's never once attended a gay orgy wearing a dress and a wig!