Greg Giraldo memorial [chat]

Nocturne

Unfortunately I am at work and the Youtubes are blocked. This means I cannot post funny videos of this guy, but he is best known for his Comedy Central roasts and standup work. He was a pretty funny dude, and it sucks to lose someone so young to a drug overdose.

So you all will have to take it upon yourselves to post funny clips of him in my stead.

Edit: Thanks Passer for posting some videos!

Larry the Cable Guy

David Hasselhoff

Chevy Chase

Preacher

I will not stand for this kansas solidarity!

matt has a problem

amateurhour wrote:

If I was standing over a button that would destroy the entire world if I didn't push it, or just me if I did....

...I probably wouldn't push it.

I'd probably find something sort of heavy and stand really far back, then throw it at the button.

Passerbye

AH - But either way you die. Why would you take everyone else with you?

Nocturne

Preacher wrote: »

I will not stand for this kansas solidarity!

Dammit he's on to us

amateurhour

I think instead we should Roast Noct in Greg's honor.


....Noct is the type of guy that's so uncomfortable around women that...

...I got nothing

matt has a problem

Or maybe put a sign on the button, "Free button, push to take".


This would only really work if the button was in a well-traveled area though.

Preacher

Nocturne wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

I will not stand for this kansas solidarity!

Dammit he's on to us

I knew you were fuckers were doing something damning when the god damn chiefs started out 3 and 0, but this, this is worse.

Nerdgasmic

nocturne is logged into gtalk, like, literally all the time

what's up with that

amateurhour

Passerbye wrote: »

AH - But either way you die. Why would you take everyone else with you?

because some of you would be going to hell with me and I want the company if I'm going to get raped by dickwolves for eternity.

...I just don't know if pressing the button would guarantee my acceptance into heaven, but I know that I could outrun some of you in hell.

...

Sarksus

Man fuck sodium perbromate.

Fartacus

Irond Will wrote:

i think that tons of people wonder about and ask about intelligent design in good faith.

Well then I guess the conversation shifts in territory of what you mean by good faith, and what you mean by racism.

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

So anyone wanna LoL?

Abdhyius

by the way organ and passer I do not really think that suicide is a good thing

or that I don't really feel that much against the idea to be a good thing

it's more a symptom of my really poor instinct for self-preservation

matt has a problem

Sarksus wrote: »

Man fuck sodium perbromate.

This isn't the chloroform I ordered!

Nocturne

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

nocturne is logged into gtalk, like, literally all the time

what's up with that

I'm automatically logged in whenever my Droid is turned on

I'm almost never actually on it at my computer.

Jacobkosh

Preacher wrote: »

Nocturne wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

I will not stand for this kansas solidarity!

Dammit he's on to us

I knew you were fuckers were doing something damning when the god damn chiefs started out 3 and 0, but this, this is worse.

join us, Preacher

we have barbecue

Zampanov

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

nocturne is logged into gtalk, like, literally all the time

what's up with that

oh hey me too

Burtletoy

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

nocturne is logged into gtalk, like, literally all the time

what's up with that

Android phone?

HappylilElf

Man, I mention my indecision over going to see Clutch tonight and you all start talking about suicide.

I am unsure how to interpret this.

amateurhour

Jacobkosh wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

Nocturne wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

I will not stand for this kansas solidarity!

Dammit he's on to us

I knew you were fuckers were doing something damning when the god damn chiefs started out 3 and 0, but this, this is worse.

join us, Preacher

we have barbecue

Good barbecue, like southern style barbecue, or that shit the rest of the world eats?

Nerdgasmic

I'm trying to roast him guys, geez.

Leitner

The matyrdom complex day dream thing is pretty common right.

I recall reading somewhere that it was a fantasy indulged in by some crazy high percentage of people.

Maybe Jung.

Preacher

amateurhour wrote: »

I think instead we should Roast Noct in Greg's honor.


....Noct is the type of guy that's so uncomfortable around women that...

...I got nothing

Nocturnes the kind of guy that can't masturbate until he's a had a few drinks. "Whoa there big fella going to need to talk me into this one."

I heard he doesn't even do Windows!

I'm not saying he's involved in sketchy things, but I do happen to know he's been intimate with at least one dead fish and I'm not talking about sleeping with paris hilton.

Spoiler:

Zampanov

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

I'm trying to roast him guys, geez.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Wash

An elderly man who lived down the street drove into a truck with his wife in the car a few years back. She had alzheimers or something, and had gotten really bitter and mean and not herself, and between that and his own health problems I guess it was too much. I think the trucker sued their family. He wasn't seriously injured, but they both died.

amateurhour

Nerd is so bad at roasts that he got replaced by carrot top...

Abdhyius

the fuck is up with these challenges?

five multikills?

eff that

HappylilElf

Burtletoy wrote: »

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

nocturne is logged into gtalk, like, literally all the time

what's up with that

Android phone?

Probably. I think everyone I know who is has an Android phone as well.

This includes me now that I think about it.

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

So I guess noone wants to LoL

Quid

Kansas barbecue is crap barbecue.

Passerbye

Abdhyius wrote: »

by the way organ and passer I do not really think that suicide is a good thing

or that I don't really feel that much against the idea to be a good thing

it's more a symptom of my really poor instinct for self-preservation

I wasn't worried. It sounded like you were going through a thought experiment, not seriously considering offing yourself.

Abdhyius

Leitner wrote: »

The matyrdom complex day dream thing is pretty common right.

I recall reading somewhere that it was a fantasy indulged in by some crazy high percentage of people.

Maybe Jung.

it's not a hard thing to imagine us having evolved

I mean we're social animals - sacrificing one for many is a thing that well, ensures the survival of a group

Nerdgasmic

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

So I guess noone wants to LoL

inqi and the boys were playing last that I checked

and cass wants to play whenever she returns from some lunch

Winky

I got beat bad enough for, like, 10 games, so therefore I just played 12 games in a row and now I need to stop.

Quid

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

So I guess noone wants to LoL

Oh hey I have time to LoL. Just beware I suck somethin' fierce.

Dread Pirate Arbuthnot

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

So I guess noone wants to LoL

Want to LOL with me and a friend in like, ten minutes?

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »

An elderly man who lived down the street drove into a truck with his wife in the car a few years back. She had alzheimers or something, and had gotten really bitter and mean and not herself, and between that and his own health problems I guess it was too much. I think the trucker sued their family. He wasn't seriously injured, but they both died.

I mean yeah that is an extraordinarily shitty thing to do but how could he sue their family?

Winky

Abdhyius wrote: »

Leitner wrote: »

The matyrdom complex day dream thing is pretty common right.

I recall reading somewhere that it was a fantasy indulged in by some crazy high percentage of people.

Maybe Jung.

it's not a hard thing to imagine us having evolved

I mean we're social animals - sacrificing one for many is a thing that well, ensures the survival of a group

Granted you believe in group selection. It's pretty controversial.

Actually, I'm not really positive where the group selection vs. selfish gene debate is right now.

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

Sure I am in G&T vent.

Abdhyius

Passerbye wrote: »

Abdhyius wrote: »

by the way organ and passer I do not really think that suicide is a good thing

or that I don't really feel that much against the idea to be a good thing

it's more a symptom of my really poor instinct for self-preservation

I wasn't worried. It sounded like you were going through a thought experiment, not seriously considering offing yourself.

yeah just clarifyin'

Nocturne

Preacher wrote: »

amateurhour wrote: »

I think instead we should Roast Noct in Greg's honor.


....Noct is the type of guy that's so uncomfortable around women that...

...I got nothing

Nocturnes the kind of guy that can't masturbate until he's a had a few drinks. "Whoa there big fella going to need to talk me into this one."

I heard he doesn't even do Windows!

I'm not saying he's involved in sketchy things, but I do happen to know he's been intimate with at least one dead fish and I'm not talking about sleeping with paris hilton.

Spoiler:

:^: