Greg Giraldo memorial [chat]

Nocturne

Preacher wrote: »

amateurhour wrote: »

I think instead we should Roast Noct in Greg's honor.


....Noct is the type of guy that's so uncomfortable around women that...

...I got nothing

Nocturnes the kind of guy that can't masturbate until he's a had a few drinks. "Whoa there big fella going to need to talk me into this one."

I heard he doesn't even do Windows!

I'm not saying he's involved in sketchy things, but I do happen to know he's been intimate with at least one dead fish and I'm not talking about sleeping with paris hilton.

Spoiler:

:^:

Organichu

Abdhyius wrote: »

by the way organ and passer I do not really think that suicide is a good thing

or that I don't really feel that much against the idea to be a good thing

it's more a symptom of my really poor instinct for self-preservation

i didn't think you were saying it was a good idea

i was saying that doesn't really matter

Wash

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

Fluffy, Our Beloved Flopsy Bunny Friend wrote: »

An elderly man who lived down the street drove into a truck with his wife in the car a few years back. She had alzheimers or something, and had gotten really bitter and mean and not herself, and between that and his own health problems I guess it was too much. I think the trucker sued their family. He wasn't seriously injured, but they both died.

I mean yeah that is an extraordinarily shitty thing to do but how could he sue their family?

I guess he'd technically be suing their estate? Like maybe he'd get money that would have gone to their children, I'm not really sure how that works.

Passerbye

Larry the Cable Guy

David Hasselhoff

Chevy Chase

I'm sure there are other great roast moments.

Preacher

I like how you were so into kissing that fish, I mean you closed your eyes and everything.

Sarksus

The second floor of the library is really creepy after the computers are turned off and everybody leaves. Not many people just studying.

Abdhyius

Winky wrote: »

Abdhyius wrote: »

Leitner wrote: »

The matyrdom complex day dream thing is pretty common right.

I recall reading somewhere that it was a fantasy indulged in by some crazy high percentage of people.

Maybe Jung.

it's not a hard thing to imagine us having evolved

I mean we're social animals - sacrificing one for many is a thing that well, ensures the survival of a group

Granted you believe in group selection. It's pretty controversial.

Actually, I'm not really positive where the group selection vs. selfish gene debate is right now.

not having thought too hard about any of this, but humans don't do well without a group, so individually it's a good thing

plus you know our genes live on if we do sacrifice ourselves for our tribe

amateurhour

Noct's idea of a good time is hanging out at "that one bar in Kansas"

He's more sheltered than MC Hammer, DJ Jazzy Jeff, and Jason Mewes put together.

Spoiler:

see the joke there is that they all went broke and had to sleep in shelters...

HappylilElf

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT wrote: »

So I guess noone wants to LoL

I do.

But I am at work and haven't even installed it at home yet.

Plus since you people didn't talk me out of it I'm totes choosing music and booze over LoL.

But maybe when I get home at like 2am?

Nocturne

Preacher wrote: »

I like how you were so into kissing that fish, I mean you closed your eyes and everything.

What can I say, I know how to drive the gills wild.

Passerbye

Nocturne wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

amateurhour wrote: »

I think instead we should Roast Noct in Greg's honor.


....Noct is the type of guy that's so uncomfortable around women that...

...I got nothing

Nocturnes the kind of guy that can't masturbate until he's a had a few drinks. "Whoa there big fella going to need to talk me into this one."

I heard he doesn't even do Windows!

I'm not saying he's involved in sketchy things, but I do happen to know he's been intimate with at least one dead fish and I'm not talking about sleeping with paris hilton.

Spoiler:

:^:

Wow, I really didn't know what you meant when you said you enjoyed that fish curry. Looks like I was sitting at the wrong table.

Mazzyx

Back from the interview. I believe it went well. Blew all of the what do you know about this topic questions out of the water and even the question for the mock teaching part. So hopefully I will get it. Its part time but its moneys which is good and helps me stop digging through savings.

Also I was so well dressed it doesn't matter.

Abdhyius

Organichu wrote: »

Abdhyius wrote: »

by the way organ and passer I do not really think that suicide is a good thing

or that I don't really feel that much against the idea to be a good thing

it's more a symptom of my really poor instinct for self-preservation

i didn't think you were saying it was a good idea

i was saying that doesn't really matter

I was saying the only issue I personally have with suicide - and dying in general - is that it upsets other people

and that as a dude who sometimes have problems reminding himself of that fact I sort of get how people who kill themselves and think people won't get affected would feel

Quid

HOW DO I POST COMMENT IN VENT?!

Elldren

Cass: there is room I am just listening

amateurhour

Quid wrote: »

HOW DO I POST COMMENT IN VENT?!

/t then comment, then alt-f4

Preacher

Nocturne's first name is Zach, but the only porno he made was with a guy named Maury.

I'm not saying Noct's hard up for sex, I've heard he visits Olive Garden so often they are thinking of changing their slogan to "When you're here you'll probably get cummed on by some guy from kanasas".

Jacobkosh

Quid wrote: »

Kansas barbecue is crap barbecue.

http://www.jackstackbbq.com/

Passerbye

Nocturne wrote: »

Preacher wrote: »

I like how you were so into kissing that fish, I mean you closed your eyes and everything.

What can I say, I know how to drive the gills wild.

This is...

This...




So beautiful.

visiblehowl

Quid wrote: »

HOW DO I POST COMMENT IN VENT?!

......click the comment button?

Silas Brown

It warms my heart to see us return to the glorious and honorable days where the moderator picks an OP to post.

DasUberEdward

i don't want to have watched all of True Blood

Abdhyius

if you felt that I was glorifying suicide I'm sorry Organ

but you know

I don't really entertain the notion that people listen to me and would change their opinion on something on account of something I said

japan

Did the forums go down or were they just not accessible via my internets?

amateurhour

Nocturne loves the cock. Loves it.

Seriously, he went to Utah just to marry five dudes, then moved them to Mass just to divorce them and marry their penises. That committed to the cock.

Elldren

visiblehowl wrote: »

Quid wrote: »

HOW DO I POST COMMENT IN VENT?!

......click the comment button?

whatever captain obvious

Preacher

DasUberEdward wrote: »

i don't want to have watched all of True Blood

Its ok edward theres still plenty of porn on the internet to jerk off to.

Tav

Comp sci in my college has more post grads than undergrads

I find that amazing

Quid

Oh hey there's a comment button.

This after I was having trouble talking to people because I only plugged in the headphones and not the mic.

Passerbye

DasUberEdward wrote: »

i don't want to have watched all of True Blood

Don't worry, more is coming. Slowly, but it's coming.

Now to make some maltomeal.

Nocturne

Man now my dream is to become just famous enough to be roasted some day.

That would be awesome.

DasUberEdward

Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn was a great show.

Abdhyius

Silas Brown wrote: »

It warms my heart to see us return to the glorious and honorable days where the moderator picks an OP to post.

yeah eff having a thousand empty chats

Variable

it sucks that greg giraldo is dead. funny guy.

seems like he probably had some issues which I'm not really surprised to hear but it's still a shame.

I still miss Tough Crowd.

amateurhour

Nocturne wrote: »

Man now my dream is to become just famous enough to be roasted some day.

That would be awesome.

We'll hold a Roast in your honor at next year's PAX dude.

We can do it at the six arms so when the staff is rude to you it'll just be part of the show.

Nocturne

amateurhour wrote: »

Nocturne wrote: »

Man now my dream is to become just famous enough to be roasted some day.

That would be awesome.

We'll hold a Roast in your honor at next year's PAX dude.

We can do it at the six arms so when the staff is rude to you it'll just be part of the show.

Ahahahahahaa

Seriously I'm already looking forward to PAX next year so hard.

Preacher

Nocturne wrote: »

Man now my dream is to become just famous enough to be roasted some day.

That would be awesome.

I want to just be famous enough to host a panel one day and then just ask the audience questions instead.

"So where you guys from? Oh thats cool."

"Where'd you get that shirt? Look nice, good fabric?"

visiblehowl

Quid wrote: »

Oh hey there's a comment button.

This after I was having trouble talking to people because I only plugged in the headphones and not the mic.

It's okay, lots of elderly people have trouble with technology.

DasUberEdward

Variable wrote: »

it sucks that greg giraldo is dead. funny guy.

seems like he probably had some issues which I'm not really surprised to hear but it's still a shame.

I still miss Tough Crowd.

I really don't get why Tough Crowd did so poorly.

Preacher

Nocturne wrote: »

amateurhour wrote: »

Nocturne wrote: »

Man now my dream is to become just famous enough to be roasted some day.

That would be awesome.

We'll hold a Roast in your honor at next year's PAX dude.

We can do it at the six arms so when the staff is rude to you it'll just be part of the show.

Ahahahahahaa

Seriously I'm already looking forward to PAX next year so hard.

Man I'm totally writing material to roast you next year, this shit is on.