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Porn Title [chat]

amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
edited October 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
This is what won me a shiny new [chat]

Six Degrees of Kevin's Bacon

Driving it to Miss Daisy

Orifice Space

A Fistfull of Ballhairs

Julie in Julia

The Astroglide Farmer

The Taint Traveler's Wife

Citizen Tang

Reno! 1-900

Up! (in her)

Mission: Impenetrable

The Social Nutwork

and finally...

Super Naturals

Sisters Samantha (Sam) and Deandra (Dean) are two busty kids who hunt down evil sex monsters to avenge their fathers brutal sodomy by the yellow cocked demon.


The Legend of Teabagger Vance

...last one, I promise

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Here's what I do...
The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    In high school a bunch of kids nicknamed me Bagger Vance due to a teabagging incident.

    No I was not the recipient.

    The kid who was hated me for years, though. I actually kinda felt bad for him.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    In the Mouth Of Madness

    Starring Nadia Sulliman

  • KalkinoKalkino Buttons Londres Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    So just incase you think the BBC is some sort of amazing producer of quality content, I just saw an ad for a new show on one of their channels, where they send unfit youths to the US to be trained by fitness freak American pensions, titled "Are you fitter than a Pensioner?"

    Freedom for the Northern Isles!
  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited October 2010
    your body

    my body

    your body

    my body

    your body

    my body

    everybody

    get body

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    Wow, Nocturne :D D: :D

    nevermind, Mori! AH came through after all. Your turn will come soon.

  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I don't know if this [chat] is officially sanctioned or not.

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    In high school a bunch of kids nicknamed me Bagger Vance due to a teabagging incident.

    No I was not the recipient.

    The kid who was hated me for years, though. I actually kinda felt bad for him.

    You rubbed your balls on another kid?

  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    In high school a bunch of kids nicknamed me Bagger Vance due to a teabagging incident.

    No I was not the recipient.

    The kid who was hated me for years, though. I actually kinda felt bad for him.

    You rubbed your balls on another kid?

    There were large quantities of alcohol involved and it seemed like a hilarious idea at the time.

    In fact it was a hilarious idea at the time.

    Only in retrospect does the act seem questionable.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Dear god, the OPs are getting wimpier and wimpier. Standards, people! Standards!

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    In high school a bunch of kids nicknamed me Bagger Vance due to a teabagging incident.

    No I was not the recipient.

    The kid who was hated me for years, though. I actually kinda felt bad for him.

    You rubbed your balls on another kid?

    There were large quantities of alcohol involved and it seemed like a hilarious idea at the time.

    In fact it was a hilarious idea at the time.

    Only in retrospect does the act seem questionable.

    Damn retrospect all questioning your sexuality.

  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    In high school a bunch of kids nicknamed me Bagger Vance due to a teabagging incident.

    No I was not the recipient.

    The kid who was hated me for years, though. I actually kinda felt bad for him.

    You rubbed your balls on another kid?

    There were large quantities of alcohol involved and it seemed like a hilarious idea at the time.

    In fact it was a hilarious idea at the time.

    Only in retrospect does the act seem questionable.
    did your balls touch his balls

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    did your balls touch his balls

    Stop fishing for material for your latest erotic fan-fiction.

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  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Updated the OP to be better

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
  • PeccaviPeccavi oh... oh my!Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    As someone who has never been teabagged, what's to stop the recipient from biting down, hard?

    That would be my response to a dude thrusting his balls in my mouth. He's never getting them back.

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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Updated the OP to be better

    :^:

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited October 2010
    okay, time for me to ford the river to the grocery store

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Updated the OP to be better

    it looks like it's even longer now

    ugh

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  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Alright, I'm going home, you guys make sure to lock up when you're done with my [chat]

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Updated the OP to be better

    it looks like it's even longer now

    ugh

    What are things that elendil will never hear from a lady.

  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Updated the OP to be better

    it looks like it's even longer now

    That's what she said.

    EDIT: HOLY CRAP! All this time, I thought Elendil was a girl. Sorry, Elendil, your avatar threw me.

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  • JustinSane07JustinSane07 __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh hey, AH, I wanted to let you know that Super Naturals is an existing porn series (NSFW link) that predates the TV show.

  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    How Stella Got Her Groove Packed

  • Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I can't wait for the niche fetish porn parody of the recent summer blockbuster...
    Spoiler:

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    next week, get drunk as shit on friday, saturday and sunday is the plan

    to make up for the two weekends after that I'll be working

    and then, france!

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Wow, Nocturne :D D: :D

    nevermind, Mori! AH came through after all. Your turn will come soon.

    I'll have to prepare something good ahead of time. My workplace [chat]s tend to be weak because all I have is GIS and half the sites are blocked, but if I can prepare some URLs ahead of time we could really get this place bumpin'.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Yeah it's hard to make a good [chat] OP at work when everything is blocked.

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Yeah it's hard to make a good [chat] OP at work when everything is blocked.

    Or when dumb motherfuckers keep calling me.

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Rock Stevens is a private detective on the hunt for a serial killer infesting his streets. The only problem? A head injury from a previous case has turned him into a compulsive sex fiend. Now it is up to his partner Amanda Jerkoff and a bevy of beauties to keep his sex drive satiated before the killer strikes again in Rock Hard Dick.

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    I can't wait for the niche fetish porn parody of the recent summer blockbuster...
    Spoiler:

    But the best part of porn is you can't get women pregnant!

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ah yeah watching the World Cyber Games and then going to go do a magic draft.

    Ladies.

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  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    I can't wait for the niche fetish porn parody of the recent summer blockbuster...
    Spoiler:

    But the best part of porn is you can't get women pregnant!

    You've been watching the wrong porn.

    Okay, really going now.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    How Stella Got Her Groove Packed

    hahaha jesus christ

    i still like "swallow the yellow thick load"

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    God, I love the soundtrack for Emperor: battle for dune

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agJcvo-19NY&feature=related

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    How Stella Got Her Groove Packed

    hahaha jesus christ

    i still like "swallow the yellow thick load"

    Man if its yellow something is seriously fucked up.

  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    I can't wait for the niche fetish porn parody of the recent summer blockbuster...
    Spoiler:

    But the best part of porn is you can't get women pregnant!

    You've been watching the wrong porn.

    Okay, really going now.

    I mean, there's porn with pregnant ladies IN IT. But it's not like you're the one that knocked them up and you can't knock them up again because they are already knocked up.

    So it's all okay.

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    How Stella Got Her Groove Packed

    hahaha jesus christ

    i still like "swallow the yellow thick load"

    Man if its yellow something is seriously fucked up.

    Porn with Asian males.

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    How Stella Got Her Groove Packed

    hahaha jesus christ

    i still like "swallow the yellow thick load"

    Man if its yellow something is seriously fucked up.

    Porn with Asian males.

    Sin City erotic fanart

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    How Stella Got Her Groove Packed

    hahaha jesus christ

    i still like "swallow the yellow thick load"

    Man if its yellow something is seriously fucked up.

    Porn with Asian males.

    Nah that would be slanted.

  • Premier kakosPremier kakos Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    Rivs, Mori, Haloz! NOW!

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I have an idea for a game

    it could be called Dune: The Old Imperium

    and be just that

    you're a member of one of the great houses of the landsraad and you're going to manipulate, assassinate and manouver your way into power, maybe eventually gaint the throne for your house

    it would be awesome

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