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Galahad

Winky wrote: »

Inquisitor wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

Oh man.

Now commence going psychotic about my upcoming date.

I'm not sure if it hurts or helps that her away message right now is "Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well I've been listening to my gut since I was 14-years-old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my gut has shit for brains."

She is nervous about going on a date. This isn't a big deal.

Yeah but what if I blow it?

Dude you are not being nearly accommodating enough of my irrational fears.

She might be full of spiders.

Check for zippers.

electricitylikesme

Inquisitor wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

Oh man.

Now commence going psychotic about my upcoming date.

I'm not sure if it hurts or helps that her away message right now is "Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well I've been listening to my gut since I was 14-years-old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my gut has shit for brains."

She is nervous about going on a date. This isn't a big deal.

Alternatively she was just looking for a witty punchline.

Organichu

i went 0/13/2

Nerdgasmic

I've done worse 8-)

Feral

Winky wrote: »

Inquisitor wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

Oh man.

Now commence going psychotic about my upcoming date.

I'm not sure if it hurts or helps that her away message right now is "Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well I've been listening to my gut since I was 14-years-old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my gut has shit for brains."

She is nervous about going on a date. This isn't a big deal.

Yeah but what if I blow it?

Dude you are not being nearly accommodating enough of my irrational fears.

She's more afraid of you than you are of her.

Ever see Swingers? You're this big ol' bear and she's this fluffy little bunny.

RonaldoTheGypsy

Organichu wrote: »

i went 0/13/2

They are making fun of you while you're gone.

Cokebotle

Feral wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

Inquisitor wrote: »

Winky wrote: »

Oh man.

Now commence going psychotic about my upcoming date.

I'm not sure if it hurts or helps that her away message right now is "Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well I've been listening to my gut since I was 14-years-old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my gut has shit for brains."

She is nervous about going on a date. This isn't a big deal.

Yeah but what if I blow it?

Dude you are not being nearly accommodating enough of my irrational fears.

She's more afraid of you than you are of her.

Ever see Swingers? You're this big ol' bear and she's this fluffy little bunny.

Spoiler:

The bear is your penis.

Arch

doot doot forgin stuff in minecraft

takes a while

Shivahn

Arch wrote: »

doot doot forgin stuff in minecraft

takes a while

Make a billion furnaces.

It's not like you lack the stone.

Galahad

I was going through a box of old pre-fat-Galahad clothes that I'm trying to decide if I should keep around in case I ever manage to be post-fat-Galahad, and I found a jacket that I had trouble putting on.

Like one arm through a sleeve, other arm...

no

it doesn't seem to bend that way.

That isn't a fat thing is it. That is a somehow got a bit broader through the shoulders in my twenties kind of thing. As in, not ever gonna fit in that again?

Arch

Shivahn wrote: »

Arch wrote: »

doot doot forgin stuff in minecraft

takes a while

Make a billion furnaces.

It's not like you lack the stone.

i have six going

Feral

Hrm.

I'm filling out a volunteer application and I need help with wording.

They don't have a question about graphic or web design, but they have a question about photography. I'm trying to answer it like this...

"Do you have any photography skills?"
"I have experience with graphic design, print layout, and photo manipulation, though I do not actually perform photography. So I can’t take your pictures, but I can make them look nice on your website or in a newsletter."

The italicized bit there looks kind of lame to me. I need a better way of phrasing it.

Shivahn

Arch wrote: »

Shivahn wrote: »

Arch wrote: »

doot doot forgin stuff in minecraft

takes a while

Make a billion furnaces.

It's not like you lack the stone.

i have six going

Well then.

Um. Go fight some spiders while you wait!

Or.. something.

I love Minecraft, but yeah, boo on forging.

Richy

Feral wrote: »

Hrm.

I'm filling out a volunteer application and I need help with wording.

They don't have a question about graphic or web design, but they have a question about photography. I'm trying to answer it like this...

"Do you have any photography skills?"
"I have experience with graphic design, print layout, and photo manipulation, though I do not actually perform photography. So I can’t take your pictures, but I can make them look nice on your website or in a newsletter."

The italicized bit there looks kind of lame to me. I need a better way of phrasing it.

I have experience with graphic design, print layout, and photo manipulation, though I do not actually perform photography. In other words, I can’t take your pictures, but I can edit the pictures you give me in a variety of ways to modify them, improve them, or simply adapt them to online or print distribution.

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

18/3 as Master Yi in a solo queue game 8-) Near the end I went 2v1 withtwo squishy casters and beat them both and left with full health and mana

Variable

"I can take your pictures, and when they look like shit I can clean them up on my computer"

always important to be positive.

Gim

This "Jesus Is My Friend" video is...something else.

Feral

Richy wrote: »

Feral wrote: »

Hrm.

I'm filling out a volunteer application and I need help with wording.

They don't have a question about graphic or web design, but they have a question about photography. I'm trying to answer it like this...

"Do you have any photography skills?"
"I have experience with graphic design, print layout, and photo manipulation, though I do not actually perform photography. So I can’t take your pictures, but I can make them look nice on your website or in a newsletter."

The italicized bit there looks kind of lame to me. I need a better way of phrasing it.

I have experience with graphic design, print layout, and photo manipulation, though I do not actually perform photography. In other words, I can’t take your pictures, but I can edit the pictures you give me in a variety of ways to modify them, improve them, or simply adapt them to online or print distribution.

Works for me! Thanks!

Zampanov

Feral wrote: »

Richy wrote: »

Feral wrote: »

Hrm.

I'm filling out a volunteer application and I need help with wording.

They don't have a question about graphic or web design, but they have a question about photography. I'm trying to answer it like this...

"Do you have any photography skills?"
"I have experience with graphic design, print layout, and photo manipulation, though I do not actually perform photography. So I can’t take your pictures, but I can make them look nice on your website or in a newsletter."

The italicized bit there looks kind of lame to me. I need a better way of phrasing it.

I have experience with graphic design, print layout, and photo manipulation, though I do not actually perform photography. In other words, I can’t take your pictures, but I can edit the pictures you give me in a variety of ways to modify them, improve them, or simply adapt them to online or print distribution.

Works for me! Thanks!

"I can also paste the faces of your enemies into hilariously compromising positions. Demotivational captions optional."

Gim

That thread reads like a Seinfeld routine.

emnmnme

Vent won't connect to the server.

Sprinkle some pixie dust on it and fix it!

nexuscrawler

Gim wrote: »

That thread reads like a Seinfeld routine.

the rape thread?

Gim

nexuscrawler wrote: »

Gim wrote: »

That thread reads like a Seinfeld routine.

the rape thread?

"And what's the deal with no?"

I mean the Teevee thread.

Feral

Gim wrote: »

nexuscrawler wrote: »

Gim wrote: »

That thread reads like a Seinfeld routine.

the rape thread?

"And what's the deal with no?"

I mean the Teevee thread.

I almost posted something like that in self-mockery.

nexuscrawler

hey they actually made a dickwolves shirt

Nocturne

I have lots of English pet peeves.

Not many of them annoy me in any major way, they just stand out.

Like people mixing up than and then, using adjectives as adverbs, things like that.

But sometimes I do really want to say "No, it's not moving slow, it's moving slowly"

Look Out it's Sabs!

Went to a show last night and saw this band opening

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np-BUVyf-9A

Never heard of em before but they caught my interest, especially the cute singer. :winky:

emnmnme

Feral wrote: »

Gim wrote: »

nexuscrawler wrote: »

Gim wrote: »

That thread reads like a Seinfeld routine.

the rape thread?

"And what's the deal with no?"

I mean the Teevee thread.

I almost posted something like that in self-mockery.

teatea

titty?

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

nexuscrawler wrote: »

hey they actually made a dickwolves shirt

Let the rage begin.

Feral

nexuscrawler wrote: »

hey they actually made a dickwolves shirt

I almost want one

but






it's a wolf shirt

nexuscrawler

Feral wrote: »

nexuscrawler wrote: »

hey they actually made a dickwolves shirt

I almost want one

but






it's a wolf shirt

so you must buy three

Variable

Nocturne wrote: »

I have lots of English pet peeves.

Not many of them annoy me in any major way, they just stand out.

Like people mixing up than and then, using adjectives as adverbs, things like that.

But sometimes I do really want to say "No, it's not moving slow, it's moving slowly"

people make mistakes the other way too. it's like when people say I instead of me because they are so afraid of getting it wrong

Variable

did the do three dickwolf moon?

I would buy that

STATE OF THE ART ROBOT

nexuscrawler wrote: »

Feral wrote: »

nexuscrawler wrote: »

hey they actually made a dickwolves shirt

I almost want one

but






it's a wolf shirt

so you must buy three

What if he is a lone wolf?

Feral

nexuscrawler wrote: »

Feral wrote: »

nexuscrawler wrote: »

hey they actually made a dickwolves shirt

I almost want one

but






it's a wolf shirt

so you must buy three

I will wear it and tie a knot in the hem to bare my midriff. And I shall snap photos of myself, wearing naught else, flourishing the genital glory of the dickwolves.

nexuscrawler

Variable wrote: »

did the do three dickwolf moon?

I would buy that

Incenjucar

Variable wrote: »

did the do three dickwolf moon?

I would buy that

It be like this, but with three wolves with giant dongs.

http://gaiagirls.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Wolf-Moon.jpg

Gim

Feral wrote: »

nexuscrawler wrote: »

hey they actually made a dickwolves shirt

I almost want one

but






it's a wolf shirt

http://jerkassclothing.com/shirtpage/3_sharks_howl_full_moon.php

Cokebotle

Variable wrote: »

Nocturne wrote: »

I have lots of English pet peeves.

Not many of them annoy me in any major way, they just stand out.

Like people mixing up than and then, using adjectives as adverbs, things like that.

But sometimes I do really want to say "No, it's not moving slow, it's moving slowly"

people make mistakes the other way too. it's like when people say I instead of me because they are so afraid of getting it wrong

Like, for example, "Irene and I" vs "Me and Irene"?

nexuscrawler

Gim wrote: »

Feral wrote: »

nexuscrawler wrote: »

hey they actually made a dickwolves shirt

I almost want one

but






it's a wolf shirt

http://jerkassclothing.com/shirtpage/3_sharks_howl_full_moon.php

Spoiler: