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  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I miss bill nye, and beakman's world.

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I miss Mr. Wizard, but after he raped that young girl, they don't let kids come over to visit as much.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I miss Mr. Wizard, but after he raped that young girl, they don't let kids come over to visit as much.
    Man, don't besmirch Mr. Wizard.

    Also he's dead now too.

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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I miss Mr. Wizard, but after he raped that young girl, they don't let kids come over to visit as much.
    Man, don't besmirch Mr. Wizard.

    Also he's dead now too.

    Come on, how weird was it that neighbor kids came over to his house to learn "science". That shit just don't happen.

  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    I miss Mr. Wizard, but after he raped that young girl, they don't let kids come over to visit as much.
    Man, don't besmirch Mr. Wizard.

    Also he's dead now too.

    inventing rape charges for children's entertainment figures is just preacher's main form of gratification

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I need a jacket for an interview tomorrow

  • AriviaArivia Registered User
    edited October 2010
    hey will

    gonna report every post in the women's studies thread

    with the report text of "HETERONORMATIVE"

    I think you know what to do

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  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm going to pull a Will and say that being a Wrestling fan and a functional adult seems to be a grand work in Cognitive Dissonance. No, I don't hate fun. Wrestling is just for uneducated rednecks and children.


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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I miss Mr. Wizard, but after he raped that young girl, they don't let kids come over to visit as much.
    Man, don't besmirch Mr. Wizard.

    Also he's dead now too.

    Come on, how weird was it that neighbor kids came over to his house to learn "science". That shit just don't happen.

    Haha

    "Mom, can I go over to Mr. Wizard's house? He shows us all sorts of cool stuff!"

    "What the hell? Mr. Who? Honey call the cops right now! I knew that guy was a creeper when I first saw him."

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I miss Mr. Wizard, but after he raped that young girl, they don't let kids come over to visit as much.
    Man, don't besmirch Mr. Wizard.

    Also he's dead now too.

    inventing rape charges for children's entertainment figures is just preacher's main form of gratification

    Look I'm just saying that Mr. Rodgers singing "Won't you be my neighbor" traumatized me while I was being sodomized by my uncle kyle.

  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot P'burg, MTRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Got some Chaucer read woo

    go Chaucer!

    Spoiler:
  • Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    will, in case you missed my edit, I was kidding about the never wearing a suit thing.

    oh yeah i had missed it. i wasn't sure because a lot of younger technical people i've known - especially west coasters - seem to be surprisingly resentful of dressing up or wearing suits.

    i guess i kind of understand it on some level, but the sheer vehemence usually leaves me p confused.

    Yeah, I fit soundly in that group. I tend to think wearing a suit to a technical job interview, for a position where you won't be doing any management related kind of stuff, seems a tad ostentatious. Business slacks, good shoes, and a collared shirt w/ tie seems much more appropriate to me. They always stick calc/code monkey's in the back where no one can see them anyway.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I miss Mr. Wizard, but after he raped that young girl, they don't let kids come over to visit as much.
    Man, don't besmirch Mr. Wizard.

    Also he's dead now too.

    inventing rape charges for children's entertainment figures is just preacher's main form of gratification

    Look I'm just saying that Mr. Rodgers singing "Won't you be my neighbor" traumatized me while I was being sodomized by my uncle kyle.
    His real middle name was McFeely.

    h1DI1.jpg
    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • KageraKagera Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    will, in case you missed my edit, I was kidding about the never wearing a suit thing.

    oh yeah i had missed it. i wasn't sure because a lot of younger technical people i've known - especially west coasters - seem to be surprisingly resentful of dressing up or wearing suits.

    i guess i kind of understand it on some level, but the sheer vehemence usually leaves me p confused.

    I was kinda against it until I heard more than a few women comment on how men in suits make them wet.

    So then I was all like 'hey suits are good'!

    “This is America. We’re entitled to our opinions.”
    “Wrong. This is Texas. And my opinion is the only one that counts."
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    I miss Mr. Wizard, but after he raped that young girl, they don't let kids come over to visit as much.
    Man, don't besmirch Mr. Wizard.

    Also he's dead now too.

    inventing rape charges for children's entertainment figures is just preacher's main form of gratification

    Look I'm just saying that Mr. Rodgers singing "Won't you be my neighbor" traumatized me while I was being sodomized by my uncle kyle.

    now do Blue's Clues

    @nealcm @faynor
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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm going to pull a Will and say that being a Wrestling fan and a functional adult seems to be a grand work in Cognitive Dissonance. No, I don't hate fun. Wrestling is just for uneducated rednecks and children.

    I was going to make a joke about Will locking the thread where grownups are obsessed with watching shows meant for little kids. Oh and also the anime thread.

  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I need a jacket for an interview tomorrow

    I read "I need to jack it for an interview tomorrow" and thought you had finally made the leap into gay porn.

    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot P'burg, MTRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I thought it was uniforms that het them up.

    Spoiler:
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    His real middle name was McFeely.

    Yeah I can see why he didn't go by that.

  • DocDoc Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
  • Dark_SideDark_Side Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm going to pull a Will and say that being a Wrestling fan and a functional adult seems to be a grand work in Cognitive Dissonance. No, I don't hate fun. Wrestling is just for uneducated rednecks and children.

    So are monster truck shows, tractor pulls, and drag racing (well not so much drag racing), but my god do I love them, even as a cultured, hipsterish adult. Gotta remember your roots.

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    His real middle name was McFeely.

    Yeah I can see why he didn't go by that.
    He named the delivery guy on the show that though.

    h1DI1.jpg
    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I need a jacket for an interview tomorrow

    I read "I need to jack it for an interview tomorrow" and thought you had finally made the leap into gay porn.

    I don't have a porn body

  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »

    now do Blue's Clues

    Blue had a clue for me all right, the clue was "Your uncles dick in your tiny ass until you bleed and can't tell anyone because of the shame."

  • FeralFeral Who needs a medical license when you've got style? Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    yeah that is fucked up, feral.

    sounds like a p expensive civil case mostly though.

    Yeah. I was leaning towards agreeing with you, that it's something that should be done legislatively (especially since the repeal already passed the House and only got blocked in the Senate by filibuster). But if they're abusing the law so flagrantly, rather than enforcing an unfair law, then that's a judicial issue.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch, man" fallacy.
  • RikushixRikushix Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hey, is there a thread in Gaming for [LoL]? How many of you actually play?

    We should get an arranged team going sometime.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    His real middle name was McFeely.

    Yeah I can see why he didn't go by that.
    He named the delivery guy on the show that though.

    I'm sure Mr. Mcfeely delievered a lot of things to that house, like small asian children.

  • amateurhouramateurhour Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Here's what I do...
    The Vac - My Science Fiction Epic
    Fortune Pancakes - My Gag-A-Day Comic
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Super Moderator, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    I require chili to function

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    LoL solo queue: Let's dogpile Master Yi As Soon As Possible

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  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Dark_Side wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm going to pull a Will and say that being a Wrestling fan and a functional adult seems to be a grand work in Cognitive Dissonance. No, I don't hate fun. Wrestling is just for uneducated rednecks and children.

    So are monster truck shows, tractor pulls, and drag racing (well not so much drag racing), but my god do I love them, even as a cultured, hipsterish adult. Gotta remember your roots.

    nope. Roots are meant to be burned. Especially if you're from the south.


    Google Talk: ludious83
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    His real middle name was McFeely.

    Yeah I can see why he didn't go by that.
    He named the delivery guy on the show that though.

    I'm sure Mr. Mcfeely delievered a lot of things to that house, like small asian children.
    Trolley all rolling back and forth on the track, ding-dinging out an SOS.

    h1DI1.jpg
    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Rikushix wrote: »
    Hey, is there a thread in Gaming for [LoL]? How many of you actually play?

    We should get an arranged team going sometime.

    Everyone in here plays LoL. Even the people who say they don't, they play incognito.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    His real middle name was McFeely.

    Yeah I can see why he didn't go by that.
    He named the delivery guy on the show that though.

    I'm sure Mr. Mcfeely delievered a lot of things to that house, like small asian children.
    Trolley all rolling back and forth on the track, ding-dinging out an SOS.

    "Oh ling ling you look mighty fine just like the chinamen I killed in nam..."

    I can't be the only kid who was told that old urban legend about Mr. Rodgers being a sniper in vietnam.

  • RikushixRikushix Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    LoL solo queue: Let's dogpile Master Yi As Soon As Possible

    Haha, god.

    Nah, Warwick's my guy.

    Though the day before yesterday, all the champions were available...I won five games in a row with Swain.

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Dark_Side wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm going to pull a Will and say that being a Wrestling fan and a functional adult seems to be a grand work in Cognitive Dissonance. No, I don't hate fun. Wrestling is just for uneducated rednecks and children.

    So are monster truck shows, tractor pulls, and drag racing (well not so much drag racing), but my god do I love them, even as a cultured, hipsterish adult. Gotta remember your roots.

    oh god you probably go to those things and drink pbr don't you

  • LudiousLudious Festering butt-snuffler Dickville, pop: meRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    God I had today off and WoW has been down all day. Fuuuuck.


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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Rikushix wrote: »
    LoL solo queue: Let's dogpile Master Yi As Soon As Possible

    Haha, god.

    Nah, Warwick's my guy.

    Though the day before yesterday, all the champions were available...I won five games in a row with Swain.

    I don't think I've ever won five games in a row

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Six pack on a dick Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    His real middle name was McFeely.

    Yeah I can see why he didn't go by that.
    He named the delivery guy on the show that though.

    I'm sure Mr. Mcfeely delievered a lot of things to that house, like small asian children.
    Trolley all rolling back and forth on the track, ding-dinging out an SOS.

    "Oh ling ling you look mighty fine just like the chinamen I killed in nam..."

    I can't be the only kid who was told that old urban legend about Mr. Rodgers being a sniper in vietnam.
    That rumor was so widespread they actually included it in the obituary bio in the newspaper where I use to live in NC.

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    All my fuckin life I lived a normal fuckin life
  • BurtletoyBurtletoy Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Dark_Side wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I'm going to pull a Will and say that being a Wrestling fan and a functional adult seems to be a grand work in Cognitive Dissonance. No, I don't hate fun. Wrestling is just for uneducated rednecks and children.

    So are monster truck shows, tractor pulls, and drag racing (well not so much drag racing), but my god do I love them, even as a cultured, hipsterish adult. Gotta remember your roots.

    You forgot Demolition Derby's which are by far the best of the group.

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