New Comic Thread Wednesday 20th of October, 2010

LearnedHand

Am I crazy or am I first? I checked about 10 times before posting.

Anyway, speaking of timeliness...isn't this comic a reference to some tasing from like two years ago?

LTM

Professor Layton comic

alternatingAberration

I chuckled, then I 'Ooooh'd and 'Aaaaawww'd at the art.

LearnedHand

Oh hell yeah. Confirmation from some "LTM" individual. I was indeed the first. What a coup.

LTM

LearnedHand wrote: »

Oh hell yeah. Confirmation from some "LTM" individual. I was indeed the first. What a coup.

I do what I can

Pony

this is how i feel when i am playing city of heroes and i kick the shit out of some random Hellions standing around not doing anything

i am attacking them because of how they look

i didn't even see these Hellions in particular do anything wrong. sure, other Hellions are visibly mugging people or dealing drugs or whatever

but these dudes were just standing in a circle

i am the real monster

Abracadaniel

werebro needs a brokini wax

it's a jungle down there

AgentofOrange

some fine looking pubes

PiptheFair

I'm tired of these fucking golf comics

Abracadaniel

this is actually a dad comic pip

the perils of teaching a young man to shave

Khoala

Is that... hair gel down there.

Also, I think those are bat-like features on the face. So, it's like a hairy vampire thing?

AgentofOrange

ever hear of a werebat
no, you probably haven't
idiot

Hunter

Some of the kills you perform on monsters in the new Castlevania game are a bit excessive. Like putting your foot on a werewolf's face and pulling its arm until you break its wolf neck or when you shove the spikey end of your combat cross into the chest of a monster a dozen times and then slam its head into the ground.

Gabriel Belmont has some anger issues. He hates monster people.

Darkewolfe

What is this I don't even

Hunter

From the new Castlevania game

Pony

Hunter wrote: »

Some of the kills you perform on monsters in the new Castlevania game are a bit excessive. Like putting your foot on a werewolf's face and pulling its arm until you break its wolf neck or when you shove the spikey end of your combat cross into the chest of a monster a dozen times and then slam its head into the ground.

Gabriel Belmont has some anger issues. He hates monster people.

well they're probably responsible for everything that is wrong with his life

can't imagine a Belmont has a healthy childhood

PiptheFair

steve belmont didn't have that bad a time growing up

Javen

So many games I wanna buy

Butler

You know that Were-whatever does look kind of like John Kerry...

Abracadaniel

Also it's the don't taze me bro guy

Macro9

Simon Belmondo approves of this comic

Hunter

PiptheFair wrote: »

steve belmont didn't have that bad a time growing up

Steve Belmont is like the safety enforcement officer of the family. He just goes around to the spooky old castles and evil forests and fines Dracula for excessive spike traps, faulty flooring that crumbles when you walk over it, and dangerous unholy animated suits of armor that try to kill you.

Macro9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkMkGOpAF4s

PiptheFair

Hunter wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

steve belmont didn't have that bad a time growing up

Steve Belmont is like the safety enforcement officer of the family. He just goes around to the spooky old castles and evil forests and fines Dracula for excessive spike traps, faulty flooring that crumbles when you walk over it, and dangerous unholy animated suits of armor that try to kill you.

look man

it's a living ok

Macro9

Gabriel must be a member of the Skull and Bones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkkLUP-gm4Q&feature=related

Mangoes

Mike needs to work on his foreshortening. That right arm looks a lot like a stump with a cross-prosthetic.

Delzhand

PiptheFair wrote: »

Hunter wrote: »

PiptheFair wrote: »

steve belmont didn't have that bad a time growing up

Steve Belmont is like the safety enforcement officer of the family. He just goes around to the spooky old castles and evil forests and fines Dracula for excessive spike traps, faulty flooring that crumbles when you walk over it, and dangerous unholy animated suits of armor that try to kill you.

look man

it's a living ok

that's bullshit

more unnecessary belmont regulation

let the free market handle it

people can choose to be imperiled by a demon castle with fewer spike traps if they desire

Spoiler:

really, though, it seems like a campaign of harassment at this point. I mean, when's the last time Dracula actually did anything? It's like, oooh, Castlevania is back, let's go get that motherfucker. Dracula's all like "man, fuck you, I'm just chilling here in my tower. I haven't kidnapped or killed anyone since the 13th century."

Raijin Quickfoot

I need to play this game.

JoeUser

Does staking work on werewolves?

Raijin Quickfoot

JoeUser wrote: »

Does staking work on werewolves?

I think they are vampires in man-bat form.

Squall

i dig the art but the joke seems forced

The Geek

CapnMango wrote: »

Mike needs to work on his foreshortening. That right arm looks a lot like a stump with a cross-prosthetic.

I'll work on your mom's foreshortening.

Hunter

JoeUser wrote: »

Does staking work on werewolves?

The end of your Combat Cross weapon has a metal point. You jam that into heads, faces, necks, chests, and guts of various enemy creatures. Eventually you obtain an upgrade that makes the end extend and retract in a cinematic that is called a stake. In game it really only allows you to use it as a makeshift handle to open doors by a winch mechanism, but in certain cut scenes it looks cool as hell.

You do specifically 'stake' vampire monsters though by beating them up, and then grappling them. Gabriel then takes the vampire by the throat while it screams and struggles, and jams said stake into its cold black heart making it explode in a bloody and violent manner.

Raijin Quickfoot

Hunter wrote: »

JoeUser wrote: »

Does staking work on werewolves?

The end of your Combat Cross weapon has a metal point. You jam that into heads, faces, necks, chests, and guts of various enemy creatures. Eventually you obtain an upgrade that makes the end extend and retract in a cinematic that is called a stake. In game it really only allows you to use it as a makeshift handle to open doors by a winch mechanism, but in certain cut scenes it looks cool as hell.

You do specifically 'stake' vampire monsters though by beating them up, and then grappling them. Gabriel then takes the vampire by the throat while it screams and struggles, and jams said stake into its cold black heart making it explode in a bloody and violent manner.

I really need to play this game.

The Geek

So it's a God of War style Castlevania?

GoodKingJayIII

I'm not going to lie.

Reaching back to a two-year old meme for a comic punchline seems lazy, and kind of lame.

But I would really like to play this game.

Hunter

The Geek wrote: »

So it's a God of War style Castlevania?

There's similarities, but then God of War borrowed from other games too.

The platforming is much better than God of War, and the light and shadow magic system is very well done. A lot less button mashing or hacking at things. If you use strategies and counter attacks, it can be very technical even when fighting a dozen things at one time.

Franko

totally posted in the wrong thread

Macro9

Franko wrote: »

can disney even sue them if its not even their story to begin with?

also why is the beast adult simba?

Yes

Franko

don't make fun of me

LearnedHand

GoodKingJayIII wrote: »

I'm not going to lie.

Reaching back to a two-year old meme for a comic punchline seems lazy, and kind of lame.

I'm hoping they do a "where's the beef" comic. Walter Mondale would be shitting himself.