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your wife is the worst kind of person
That clip from the Powerpuff girls is hilarious. Where the Proffessor and the girls are at the neighbors who turned crazy.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
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The only question I would have would be if I hit the button multiple times, will I get 1 million each time or just kill random people for the fun of it.
nowadays, i generally keep to a vegetarian diet, but i'm also a pragmatist, and sometimes.. well, sometimes the imp of the perverse takes me. we have Sunday dinner with my bf's family nearly every week, and last Sunday the entree was steaks (or veggie burger.) his sister and her fiance got some medium-rare that dipped a little too close to uncooked for them. rather than let perfectly good meat go to waste, i ate some slightly-warmed beef the other day, with my most nonchalant face. HAH give me shit about my dietary choices... you don't know me! it tasted alright, though maybe a bit heavy on the rub. at least they like their steaks cooked and not charcoaled. YES I AM A STEAK SNOB deal w/it
i sometimes feel obligated to throw down for the more principled and consistent vegetarians. i.. i know this doesn't speak well of my mental stability.
(fake edit) also, yes, Waiting is utterly true in a lot of ways. "Kitchen Confidential" also made me giggle a lot.
(real edit) for dumb typo.
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Shit, when I was 5 I sliced my lip open trying to open a box of teddy-grahams (I was a toddler couldn't open the plastic bag on my own. Knife pointed up to cut through). Thing went all the way through. Got some stitches and got on with my life.
I plan on doing the same with my future children.
Seriously, if any part of the steak (inside or out) is burned you just ruined a perfectly good slab of meat motherfucker
she spends 3 hours at the gym and 17 hours getting railed
sorry
For some reason, I just don't like the texture of steaks that are medium-rare. I generally eat mine medium-well for that reason.
Some people I know think it's a sign of manliness to eat a steak covered in blood. I figure man created fire for a reason, might as well use it.
Well, that's okay, but she should learn to order food in less than an hour if she wants this marriage to last
Hey now, all that sex she's having with other men also burns calories, so some of those 17 hours of her getting hot meat injections kind of count as exercise.
My concern is that if they don't learn to use a knife until the age of 10 they may find it tricky.
It's not a sign of manliness, it's a matter of TASTE.
Overcooked steak does not TASTE GOOD.
Fire existed well before man.
Fire is not like the automobile. Fire existed in nature, while cars are not naturally occurring.
Honestly she could strap on a dildo and buttfuck the pope for all I care
So long as she points to something on the menu and says, "I want that"
she did
she pointed to the "thick italian sausage"
i think on the menu it's called "Antonio"
Can I have your wife's number?
Don't be coy, we both know you already have it
I was more referring to man being able to create fire without waiting for it to naturally occur, though yes I agree that mankind did not invent fire.
It tastes better
do it motherfucker
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Just recycle the poop over and over again
Its the only thing you can trust
What spring does with the cherry trees.
you're an ideas woman, mensch
i like that
how about this
i'll poop on the next meal you eat free of charge
(spoilered for big):
I already have an IV of fresh poop
Won it in the lottery
Thanks though, maybe you can just poop on Faynor's screen, save him the trouble of posting
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What spring does with the cherry trees.