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Is it okay to eat candy off the floor

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  • HoovesHooves Registered User
    edited October 2010
    My wife is a fussy eater, every time we go out to eat she has to know exactly how much butter is used, whether the cow her steak is made from was a Brangus or a Hereford, do they have Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke because if not she'll just get a water, lemon, no ice, are the vegetables organic? How many calories are in this burger OH MY GOD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ORDER SOMETHING OFF THE ASS-RAMMING GODS-NUTSACK-LICKING MENU OR I'M GOING TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND WHISTLE THE THEME FROM ANDY GRIFFITH

    She really doesn't have as many dietary concerns as she seems to think; she doesn't have any food allergies and she works out like 20 hours a week (probably exaggerating, but she does spend a shitload of time at the gym).

    I'm probably a bad person for feeling embarrassed when she grills our server on the sodium content of the rice pilaf.

    your wife is the worst kind of person

  • CorporateLogoCorporateLogo The toilet knows how I feelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Using a knife and fork to eat peas is what weirdos do

    Do not have a cow, mortal.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Using a knife and fork to eat peas is what weirdos do

    That clip from the Powerpuff girls is hilarious. Where the Proffessor and the girls are at the neighbors who turned crazy.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    You will recieve a million dollars, but somewhere, someone you don't know will die.

    I would have pushed the button before he even finished the sentence.

    it'd probably be a chinamen or something anyway

    ain't like they got souls to worry about

    >:[

  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Stale wrote: »
    You will recieve a million dollars, but somewhere, someone you don't know will die.

    I would have pushed the button before he even finished the sentence.

    The only question I would have would be if I hit the button multiple times, will I get 1 million each time or just kill random people for the fun of it.

  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    okay, so i became vegetarian about 8 years ago, but i grew up liking my steaks medium-rare (bloody and warm!), and i've worked in restaurants long enough to develop a certain... well, personal level of contempt for eating peculiarities. actual allergies and preference are one thing, entitlement and a lack of curiosity/adaptability is another.

    nowadays, i generally keep to a vegetarian diet, but i'm also a pragmatist, and sometimes.. well, sometimes the imp of the perverse takes me. we have Sunday dinner with my bf's family nearly every week, and last Sunday the entree was steaks (or veggie burger.) his sister and her fiance got some medium-rare that dipped a little too close to uncooked for them. rather than let perfectly good meat go to waste, i ate some slightly-warmed beef the other day, with my most nonchalant face. HAH give me shit about my dietary choices... you don't know me! it tasted alright, though maybe a bit heavy on the rub. at least they like their steaks cooked and not charcoaled. YES I AM A STEAK SNOB deal w/it

    i sometimes feel obligated to throw down for the more principled and consistent vegetarians. i.. i know this doesn't speak well of my mental stability.

    (fake edit) also, yes, Waiting is utterly true in a lot of ways. "Kitchen Confidential" also made me giggle a lot.
    (real edit) for dumb typo.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Just... Just, the worstRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'd ask him if it would be fine if it could be somebody I do know

    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Man, if I could get a 3D printer that could fabricate a vagina, I'd never leave the house again.
  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm not sure what to think about the not using a knife until the age of 10 thing. I always saw it as a learned lesson if you cut yourself.

    Shit, when I was 5 I sliced my lip open trying to open a box of teddy-grahams (I was a toddler couldn't open the plastic bag on my own. Knife pointed up to cut through). Thing went all the way through. Got some stitches and got on with my life.

    I plan on doing the same with my future children.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Just... Just, the worstRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    No steak should be cooked past medium unless it is actually one of those "steaks" that is made from ground beef

    Seriously, if any part of the steak (inside or out) is burned you just ruined a perfectly good slab of meat motherfucker

    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Man, if I could get a 3D printer that could fabricate a vagina, I'd never leave the house again.
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    My wife is a fussy eater, every time we go out to eat she has to know exactly how much butter is used, whether the cow her steak is made from was a Brangus or a Hereford, do they have Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke because if not she'll just get a water, lemon, no ice, are the vegetables organic? How many calories are in this burger OH MY GOD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ORDER SOMETHING OFF THE ASS-RAMMING GODS-NUTSACK-LICKING MENU OR I'M GOING TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND WHISTLE THE THEME FROM ANDY GRIFFITH

    She really doesn't have as many dietary concerns as she seems to think; she doesn't have any food allergies and she works out like 20 hours a week (probably exaggerating, but she does spend a shitload of time at the gym).

    I'm probably a bad person for feeling embarrassed when she grills our server on the sodium content of the rice pilaf.

    she spends 3 hours at the gym and 17 hours getting railed

    sorry

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  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    No steak should be cooked past medium unless it is actually one of those "steaks" that is made from ground beef

    Seriously, if any part of the steak (inside or out) is burned you just ruined a perfectly good slab of meat motherfucker

    For some reason, I just don't like the texture of steaks that are medium-rare. I generally eat mine medium-well for that reason.

    Some people I know think it's a sign of manliness to eat a steak covered in blood. I figure man created fire for a reason, might as well use it.

  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    also when she's with those other men (plural) she totally eats junk food nonchalantly

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Just... Just, the worstRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    My wife is a fussy eater, every time we go out to eat she has to know exactly how much butter is used, whether the cow her steak is made from was a Brangus or a Hereford, do they have Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke because if not she'll just get a water, lemon, no ice, are the vegetables organic? How many calories are in this burger OH MY GOD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ORDER SOMETHING OFF THE ASS-RAMMING GODS-NUTSACK-LICKING MENU OR I'M GOING TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND WHISTLE THE THEME FROM ANDY GRIFFITH

    She really doesn't have as many dietary concerns as she seems to think; she doesn't have any food allergies and she works out like 20 hours a week (probably exaggerating, but she does spend a shitload of time at the gym).

    I'm probably a bad person for feeling embarrassed when she grills our server on the sodium content of the rice pilaf.

    she spends 3 hours at the gym and 17 hours getting railed

    sorry

    Well, that's okay, but she should learn to order food in less than an hour if she wants this marriage to last

    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Man, if I could get a 3D printer that could fabricate a vagina, I'd never leave the house again.
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Keith wrote: »
    My wife is a fussy eater, every time we go out to eat she has to know exactly how much butter is used, whether the cow her steak is made from was a Brangus or a Hereford, do they have Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke because if not she'll just get a water, lemon, no ice, are the vegetables organic? How many calories are in this burger OH MY GOD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ORDER SOMETHING OFF THE ASS-RAMMING GODS-NUTSACK-LICKING MENU OR I'M GOING TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND WHISTLE THE THEME FROM ANDY GRIFFITH

    She really doesn't have as many dietary concerns as she seems to think; she doesn't have any food allergies and she works out like 20 hours a week (probably exaggerating, but she does spend a shitload of time at the gym).

    I'm probably a bad person for feeling embarrassed when she grills our server on the sodium content of the rice pilaf.

    she spends 3 hours at the gym and 17 hours getting railed

    sorry

    Hey now, all that sex she's having with other men also burns calories, so some of those 17 hours of her getting hot meat injections kind of count as exercise.

  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I'm not sure what to think about the not using a knife until the age of 10 thing. I always saw it as a learned lesson if you cut yourself.

    Shit, when I was 5 I sliced my lip open trying to open a bock of teddy-grahams (I was a toddler couldn't open the plastic bag on my own. Knife pointed up to cut through). Thing went all the way through. Got some stitches and got on with my life.

    I plan on doing the same with my future children.

    My concern is that if they don't learn to use a knife until the age of 10 they may find it tricky.

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  • AphostileAphostile Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    For some reason, I just don't like the texture of steaks that are medium-rare. I generally eat mine medium-well for that reason.

    Some people I know think it's a sign of manliness to eat a steak covered in blood. I figure man created fire for a reason, might as well use it.

    It's not a sign of manliness, it's a matter of TASTE.

    Overcooked steak does not TASTE GOOD.

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    No steak should be cooked past medium unless it is actually one of those "steaks" that is made from ground beef

    Seriously, if any part of the steak (inside or out) is burned you just ruined a perfectly good slab of meat motherfucker

    For some reason, I just don't like the texture of steaks that are medium-rare. I generally eat mine medium-well for that reason.

    Some people I know think it's a sign of manliness to eat a steak covered in blood. I figure man created fire for a reason, might as well use it.

    Fire existed well before man.

    Fire is not like the automobile. Fire existed in nature, while cars are not naturally occurring.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Just... Just, the worstRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    My wife is a fussy eater, every time we go out to eat she has to know exactly how much butter is used, whether the cow her steak is made from was a Brangus or a Hereford, do they have Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke because if not she'll just get a water, lemon, no ice, are the vegetables organic? How many calories are in this burger OH MY GOD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ORDER SOMETHING OFF THE ASS-RAMMING GODS-NUTSACK-LICKING MENU OR I'M GOING TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND WHISTLE THE THEME FROM ANDY GRIFFITH

    She really doesn't have as many dietary concerns as she seems to think; she doesn't have any food allergies and she works out like 20 hours a week (probably exaggerating, but she does spend a shitload of time at the gym).

    I'm probably a bad person for feeling embarrassed when she grills our server on the sodium content of the rice pilaf.

    she spends 3 hours at the gym and 17 hours getting railed

    sorry

    Hey now, all that sex she's having with other men also burns calories, so some of those 17 hours of her getting hot meat injections kind of count as exercise.

    Honestly she could strap on a dildo and buttfuck the pope for all I care

    So long as she points to something on the menu and says, "I want that"

    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Man, if I could get a 3D printer that could fabricate a vagina, I'd never leave the house again.
  • KeithKeith Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    My wife is a fussy eater, every time we go out to eat she has to know exactly how much butter is used, whether the cow her steak is made from was a Brangus or a Hereford, do they have Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke because if not she'll just get a water, lemon, no ice, are the vegetables organic? How many calories are in this burger OH MY GOD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ORDER SOMETHING OFF THE ASS-RAMMING GODS-NUTSACK-LICKING MENU OR I'M GOING TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND WHISTLE THE THEME FROM ANDY GRIFFITH

    She really doesn't have as many dietary concerns as she seems to think; she doesn't have any food allergies and she works out like 20 hours a week (probably exaggerating, but she does spend a shitload of time at the gym).

    I'm probably a bad person for feeling embarrassed when she grills our server on the sodium content of the rice pilaf.

    she spends 3 hours at the gym and 17 hours getting railed

    sorry

    Hey now, all that sex she's having with other men also burns calories, so some of those 17 hours of her getting hot meat injections kind of count as exercise.

    Honestly she could strap on a dildo and buttfuck the pope for all I care

    So long as she points to something on the menu and says, "I want that"

    she did

    she pointed to the "thick italian sausage"

    i think on the menu it's called "Antonio"

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Keith wrote: »
    My wife is a fussy eater, every time we go out to eat she has to know exactly how much butter is used, whether the cow her steak is made from was a Brangus or a Hereford, do they have Coke Zero instead of Diet Coke because if not she'll just get a water, lemon, no ice, are the vegetables organic? How many calories are in this burger OH MY GOD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ORDER SOMETHING OFF THE ASS-RAMMING GODS-NUTSACK-LICKING MENU OR I'M GOING TO SHOVE A SPIKE UP MY ASS AND WHISTLE THE THEME FROM ANDY GRIFFITH

    She really doesn't have as many dietary concerns as she seems to think; she doesn't have any food allergies and she works out like 20 hours a week (probably exaggerating, but she does spend a shitload of time at the gym).

    I'm probably a bad person for feeling embarrassed when she grills our server on the sodium content of the rice pilaf.

    she spends 3 hours at the gym and 17 hours getting railed

    sorry

    Hey now, all that sex she's having with other men also burns calories, so some of those 17 hours of her getting hot meat injections kind of count as exercise.

    Honestly she could strap on a dildo and buttfuck the pope for all I care

    So long as she points to something on the menu and says, "I want that"

    Can I have your wife's number?

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Just... Just, the worstRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Can I have your wife's number?

    Don't be coy, we both know you already have it

    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Man, if I could get a 3D printer that could fabricate a vagina, I'd never leave the house again.
  • MereHappenstanceMereHappenstance Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    No steak should be cooked past medium unless it is actually one of those "steaks" that is made from ground beef

    Seriously, if any part of the steak (inside or out) is burned you just ruined a perfectly good slab of meat motherfucker

    For some reason, I just don't like the texture of steaks that are medium-rare. I generally eat mine medium-well for that reason.

    Some people I know think it's a sign of manliness to eat a steak covered in blood. I figure man created fire for a reason, might as well use it.

    Fire existed well before man.

    Fire is not like the automobile. Fire existed in nature, while cars are not naturally occurring.

    I was more referring to man being able to create fire without waiting for it to naturally occur, though yes I agree that mankind did not invent fire.

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Just... Just, the worstRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Yeah I don't eat a steak medium because I like to pound on my chest and throw spears at wild animals

    It tastes better

    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Man, if I could get a 3D printer that could fabricate a vagina, I'd never leave the house again.
  • KoshianKoshian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    why are our playgrounds PLASTIC instead of METAL now???

  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    what i like to do is take a shit on any food i am about to eat

  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Why bother with the food

    Just recycle the poop over and over again

    Its the only thing you can trust

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Just... Just, the worstRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    why are our playgrounds PLASTIC instead of METAL now???

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    ElJeffe wrote: »
    Man, if I could get a 3D printer that could fabricate a vagina, I'd never leave the house again.
  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Soon your body will adapt and become the perfect machine.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Why bother with the food

    Just recycle the poop over and over again

    Its the only thing you can trust

    you're an ideas woman, mensch

    i like that

    how about this

    i'll poop on the next meal you eat free of charge

  • JoeUserJoeUser Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Here's a handy flow chart:

    (spoilered for big):
    Spoiler:

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    Why bother with the food

    Just recycle the poop over and over again

    Its the only thing you can trust

    you're an ideas woman, mensch

    i like that

    how about this

    i'll poop on the next meal you eat free of charge

    I already have an IV of fresh poop

    Won it in the lottery

    Thanks though, maybe you can just poop on Faynor's screen, save him the trouble of posting

  • crwthcrwth IDIOT NEWS Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    Why bother with the food

    Just recycle the poop over and over again

    Its the only thing you can trust

    you're an ideas woman, mensch

    i like that

    how about this

    i'll poop on the next meal you eat free of charge

    I already have an IV of fresh poop

    Won it in the lottery

    Thanks though, maybe you can just poop on Faynor's screen, save him the trouble of posting

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9W6YPih0SA&feature=related

  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Okay... This looks bad.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    D-damn

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  • pookapooka Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    reasons why health inspector job is one of those things where sometimes its better not knowing

    my friend sends out e-mail for birthday dinner somewhere

    health inspector friend replies
    Umm. Just checked and Posto failed their last inspection. Yeah. Probably should avoid them

    and later
    Lots of critical violations, food out of temperature. They got a C which is FAIL. You can eat there but I'm not.

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Damn he must be such a killjoy.

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i mean he just started a month or so ago, but yeah, it is kind of like... ignorance is bliss, i don't need to know that stuff unless i get sick

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