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Carve a Horse Thread

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    did you add the huge white bumpers to the image too

    quality post

    Franko on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Franko wrote: »
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    did you add the huge white bumpers to the image too

    quality post

    as i take up this award, i'd like to thank all the little people who helped me get here, like franko

    and folks

    there's definitely a reason i call him little

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Snowbeat I added those bumpers to protect the delicate flesh of the pumpkin!

    You've got to think of these things when you're a champion pumpkin carver like me

    Didgeridoo on
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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    im a grower not a shower

    Franko on
  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    okay what next

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  • feebsiclefeebsicle Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    mully wrote: »
    I drew this horse and bombs carved it
    POSE AS A TEAM

    I bought the pumpkin.
    Do I get team points?

    feebsicle on
  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    feebsicle wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    I drew this horse and bombs carved it
    POSE AS A TEAM

    I bought the pumpkin.
    Do I get team points?

    where are the other three pumpkins, feebs?

    natek on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    if you're not going to bring enough pumpkins for the whole group, don't bring them at all

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient if I give my soul will he stop my hands from shaking?Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I roasted a pumpkin on Wednesday with shallots and some other stuff and let me tell you, it is completely 100% delicious. Pumpkin tastes fantastic. Pumpkin seeds, roasted, are also fantastic.

    Maybe instead of carving a severed head I'll carve a horse. We'll see.

    Lost Salient on
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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    they have pumpkins in korea??

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    it was just an orange cat that he ate

    Franko on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Heathcliff or Garfield?

    Uriel on
  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    FlatEric wrote: »
    Captain K wrote: »
    fucking epic

    can't wait to see if anyone else actually does this


    fucking epic thread/idea you guys
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    this is actually a good idea

    Calamity Jane on
  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    epic

    Dr.Funkenstein on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY EVERY DAYRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    should do the same for 'fail'

    Fallout on
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Epic Megagames.

    WE put chainsaws on things.

    Uriel on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    lol

    Snowbeat on
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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kochikens wrote: »
    Oh
    oh wow
    I see how this is.
    feebsicle wrote: »
    I bought the pumpkin.
    Do I get team points?

    You two go under the credits as an anonymous development agency.

    Campion on
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  • BEARDBEARD Registered User
    edited October 2010
    I made a horse in Hammer

    I tried carving a wall with it

    my computer exploded

    BEARD on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Pulling bits a heatsink out of your spleen.

    Uriel on
  • BEARDBEARD Registered User
    edited October 2010
    horse shaped bits, so it all worked out in the end

    BEARD on
  • feebsiclefeebsicle Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    natek wrote: »
    feebsicle wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    I drew this horse and bombs carved it
    POSE AS A TEAM

    I bought the pumpkin.
    Do I get team points?

    where are the other three pumpkins, feebs?


    they are on my porch, being scary.

    feebsicle on
  • nateknatek Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    feebsicle wrote: »
    natek wrote: »
    feebsicle wrote: »
    mully wrote: »
    I drew this horse and bombs carved it
    POSE AS A TEAM

    I bought the pumpkin.
    Do I get team points?

    where are the other three pumpkins, feebs?


    they are on my porch, being scary.

    but...why have I not seen pictures of them?!

    natek on
  • Lost SalientLost Salient if I give my soul will he stop my hands from shaking?Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    they have pumpkins in korea??

    Actually the style we get in the U.S. are really hard to find.

    They have tiny green pumpkins about the size of a kitten, and you can also find large warty pumpkins that are a pale dusty orange color, if you look very hard.

    This year I found a great mid-sized orangey-red one, too.

    No Amurrica-style pumpkins, though.

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  • FedoraFedora Registered User
    edited October 2010
    I keep thinking this thread says "Crave a Horse".

    And then I get confused.

    Fedora on
  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i keep thinking it says "card a horse"

    Snowbeat on
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  • DarricDarric Santa MonicaRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    i keep thinking it says "card a horse"

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  • OdinOdin Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Curse a Hoe

    Odin on
  • FletcherFletcher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    crave a whore thread

    Fletcher on
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Fletcher wrote: »
    crave a whore thread

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    Rhesus Positive on
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  • JAKJAK Registered User
    edited October 2010
    Fletcher wrote: »
    crave a whore thread

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    Heh.

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Franko wrote: »

    Furries, in my Germany?

    I feel deeply ashamed.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Fedora wrote: »
    I keep thinking this thread says "Crave a Horse".

    And then I get confused.
    "Horses arent food, Nick"

    Bedlam on
  • BedlamBedlam Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Fallout wrote: »
    should do the same for 'fail'
    'win' is just as bad if not worse.

    Bedlam on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited October 2010
    I roasted a pumpkin on Wednesday with shallots and some other stuff and let me tell you, it is completely 100% delicious. Pumpkin tastes fantastic. Pumpkin seeds, roasted, are also fantastic.

    Maybe instead of carving a severed head I'll carve a horse. We'll see.

    squash in general are delicious

    Druhim on
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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »

    Furries, in my Germany?

    I feel deeply ashamed.

    Excuse me, there is nothing in this pamphlet about the years 1938 to 1945.

    Uriel on
  • HellaJeffHellaJeff FAB FRESH RAIIINBOOWWWWWRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    That was clever.

    HellaJeff on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    It was from family guy.

    So not really.

    Uriel on
  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Look, gay Nazi scatporn is one thing.

    Furries however...!

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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