Homestuck: Alterniabound

GeoMitch

get a bottle of wolf ball-sweat

rub it over your fursuit

get some pussy(cats)

PikaPuff

pax isn't bad, smell wise. i think it was a tiny bit bad at pax 06, but that was the last year it was overcrowded at bellvue

ThatDudeOverThere

got the op all copied

Corp.Shephard

Speed Racer wrote: »

it just occurred to me that sollux wears 3D glasses

Heh, now I'm almost certain that the "youtube' thing that he gets linked will be a shitty 3D movie or something.

Every troll is getting one!

BahamutZERO

I wanna see the next chatlogggggggg

Baidol

Write your own, Bahamut. It is time for someone to transcend Andrew Hussie.

BahamutZERO

I hate writing.

Baidol

Well I hate you

BahamutZERO

I hate writing more than you hate me!

Rent

Baidol wrote: »

Well I hate you

Hey now

We all hate BahamutZERO

BahamutZERO

your combined hate for me is like a candle to the sun that is my distaste for writing.

ThatDudeOverThere

he is the king of being a cock

Speed Racer

TDOT would you say he is

the cock king

ThatDudeOverThere

nope

Rent

Speed Racer wrote: »

TDOT would you say he is

the cock king

read this as "cock ring"

Nerdgasmic

I hope nepeta starts pestering jade regularly

she and some others need more spotlight

Speed Racer

One thing I don't especially like is all the troll logs with Rose that we've evidently missed

Rent

Also when I was still in the military I found this huge ring on my gay roommate's desk, and I asked him what it was supposed to be for because he's short and has stubby little fingers

I was playing with it in my hands when he straight up tells me that it was a cock ring

Never felt more unclean in my life

Snowbeat

sup bitches

Nerdgasmic

how do you know that we've missed an y

Speed Racer

Nerdgasmic wrote: »

how do you know that we've missed an y

TT: Why do you keep addressing me as if I'm some sort of spokesperson for the reality of magic?

implying that she's already had similar conversations with Eridan already

AC: :33 < sorry to bother you again!

Snowbeat

i'm sitting outside makin posts

i'm pretty cold, it's like 50

Baidol

That's good weather.

Snowbeat

yeah it's pretty kickin right now

what about you nuggets

Baidol

Sitting inside making posts while watching a Law and Order marathon with the windows and sliding door open.

Plotting and scheming about my research proposal.

unintentional

I should really go to bed but I can't stop reading the onion

unintentional

The Onion wrote:

Studio Admits Entire Israeli- Palestinian Conflict Just Marketing Campaign For 'You Don't Mess With The Zohan' That Got Out Of Hand


]HOLLYWOOD, CA—Columbia Pictures president Doug Belgrad admitted Monday that the decades-old Israeli-Palestinian conflict was merely a promotional gimmick for the 2008 Adam Sandler vehicle You Don't Mess With The Zohan that spun a little out of control. "They knew a comedy this big was going to need a big marketing hook, so back in '47, our guys called some people at the U.N., and next thing you know we had ourselves an ethnic conflict that turned into a nice little return at the box office," Belgrad told reporters, adding that the comedy about an Israeli Mossad agent who fakes his own death to become a hairdresser in New York cost $90 million and several thousand lives. "In retrospect, we should have maybe dialed back on the Six-Day War, but we needed somewhere to anchor that Fizzy Bubbeleh joke. You can't buy press like that." Belgrad added that the film's highly anticipated sequel will involve Iran

Nerdgasmic

you're a scholar, speed racer

PikaPuff

super late but i guess jade is having the same experience karkat had while sleeping after your planet has went boom?

Avraham

Maybe a similar experience to Feferi, too.

Couscous

Baidol wrote: »

Write your own, Bahamut. It is time for someone to transcend Andrew Hussie.

Karkat pays John to have virtual hatesex with him.

crwth

Snowbeat wrote: »

i'm sitting outside makin posts

i'm pretty cold, it's like 50

snowbeat makin gay posts

TheExAm

Larlar, more like Latelar.

TheExAm

Oh, I get it. Maybe he's asleep. Is that what it is? Do... Do people sleep? Is that a thing now? Huh. Maybe I should try some of that.