Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
They are smaller and don't have three flavors just two.
Also it's hard to choke on them.
I had one stuck in my throat for like an hour and a half once.
I had gobstoppers recently, they're the same as ever!
No, they aren't. They are smaller. If you bite into one, it will be cut and crushed immediately without any resistance.
Old gobstoppers you could not do this to, unless they were Chewy Gobstoppers. Old gobstoppers required that you suckle them down before you crunched em through, or at the very least whittled away at the candy coating until victory was in your grasp.
Old gobstoppers had far more layers of flavor to them.
New gobstoppers are for pussies.
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
See my brother would take a Jawbreaker the size of the one above and just BITE through it.
Not a care in the world.
Never broke a tooth doing it either.
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Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
edited October 2010
I am looking up gobstoppers on wiki, and they may have changed the design after some stupid fuck managed to inflict severe burns on her face after eating a gobstopper left out in the sun.
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whats the difference
you just have all sorts of random shit in your house don't you
*squall posts a pic of a fridge full of jolt cola with him smiling and a big thumbs up*
i live in a candy store
because i believe them
always
some runts
or dino-sour eggs
GET IT, DINO-SOUR
I know they are just candy coated sugar.
But they are the best.
okay thank you
i'm basically treating it as a novelty item because seriously how would i even eat that
i'd need munkus' jaw
mr. wonka, tear down this wall
you lick it
little by little
the paper is there to hold it so your hands don't get sticky
it hurts your tongue after awhile
i did this once to eat one half that size
my tongue was raw for a week
oh oh i see they are the same thing unless it is an everlasting gobstopper then it's different
myyyyy badddddd
That's okay Squall, at least I enjoyed viewing your post.
No, they aren't. They are smaller. If you bite into one, it will be cut and crushed immediately without any resistance.
Old gobstoppers you could not do this to, unless they were Chewy Gobstoppers. Old gobstoppers required that you suckle them down before you crunched em through, or at the very least whittled away at the candy coating until victory was in your grasp.
Old gobstoppers had far more layers of flavor to them.
New gobstoppers are for pussies.
Not a care in the world.
Never broke a tooth doing it either.
now I don't mean to be offensive here
but
are you certain your "brother" is not in fact some kind of horse
He might be part horse.
He's awesome but actually did finally lose his teeth.
I take care of mine better now.
yus.
I love me some shortbread though. mmm mmm. I can make shortbread cookies, but it's not the same!
ty sir!