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Why do they not make these things anymore

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  • crwthcrwth Registered User regular
    that looks like a jawbreaker squall

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    hey skettios, do you like samoas?

  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    crwth wrote: »
    that looks like a jawbreaker squall

    whats the difference

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Squall wrote: »
    I miss everlasting gobstoppers.

    Not this pussy shit they are putting out nowadays and calling gobstoppers.

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    you just have all sorts of random shit in your house don't you

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    hey you all remember jolt cola?

    *squall posts a pic of a fridge full of jolt cola with him smiling and a big thumbs up*

  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    I miss everlasting gobstoppers.

    Not this pussy shit they are putting out nowadays and calling gobstoppers.

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    you just have all sorts of random shit in your house don't you

    i live in a candy store

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    i hate it when people post things that could potentially be true

    because i believe them

    always

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    know what I could go for right now

    some runts

    or dino-sour eggs

    GET IT, DINO-SOUR

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  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    (i dont actually live in a candy store)

  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Nerds.

    I know they are just candy coated sugar.

    But they are the best.

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Squall wrote: »
    (i dont actually live in a candy store)

    okay thank you

  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    someone gave me that jawbreaker years ago

    i'm basically treating it as a novelty item because seriously how would i even eat that

    i'd need munkus' jaw

  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    true story: every single time I get a pack of nerds I tear out the part of the packaging that separates the two colors

    mr. wonka, tear down this wall

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    Squall wrote: »
    someone gave me that jawbreaker years ago

    i'm basically treating it as a novelty item because seriously how would i even eat that

    i'd need munkus' jaw

    you lick it

    little by little

    the paper is there to hold it so your hands don't get sticky

    it hurts your tongue after awhile

  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    Squall wrote: »
    someone gave me that jawbreaker years ago

    i'm basically treating it as a novelty item because seriously how would i even eat that

    i'd need munkus' jaw

    you lick it

    little by little

    the paper is there to hold it so your hands don't get sticky

    it hurts your tongue after awhile

    i did this once to eat one half that size

    my tongue was raw for a week

  • crwthcrwth Registered User regular
    Squall wrote: »
    crwth wrote: »
    that looks like a jawbreaker squall

    whats the difference

    oh oh i see they are the same thing unless it is an everlasting gobstopper then it's different

    myyyyy badddddd

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    Squall wrote: »
    oh nooo it's the last one

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    That's okay Squall, at least I enjoyed viewing your post.

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    360: Sir Stiggleton PSN: Stiggy_PA GFWL: RacerStig Steam: TheStig
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Mysst wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    They are smaller and don't have three flavors just two.

    Also it's hard to choke on them.

    I had one stuck in my throat for like an hour and a half once.

    I had gobstoppers recently, they're the same as ever!

    No, they aren't. They are smaller. If you bite into one, it will be cut and crushed immediately without any resistance.

    Old gobstoppers you could not do this to, unless they were Chewy Gobstoppers. Old gobstoppers required that you suckle them down before you crunched em through, or at the very least whittled away at the candy coating until victory was in your grasp.

    Old gobstoppers had far more layers of flavor to them.

    New gobstoppers are for pussies.

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    See my brother would take a Jawbreaker the size of the one above and just BITE through it.

    Not a care in the world.

    Never broke a tooth doing it either.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I am looking up gobstoppers on wiki, and they may have changed the design after some stupid fuck managed to inflict severe burns on her face after eating a gobstopper left out in the sun.

    "Advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
    "Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process."
    Imagine all of my posts being spoken by Alec Baldwin
    GamerTag: MunkusBeaver ||||| Steam: munkus
  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    See my brother would take a Jawbreaker the size of the one above and just BITE through it.

    Not a care in the world.

    Never broke a tooth doing it either.

    now I don't mean to be offensive here
    but
    are you certain your "brother" is not in fact some kind of horse

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    See my brother would take a Jawbreaker the size of the one above and just BITE through it.

    Not a care in the world.

    Never broke a tooth doing it either.

    now I don't mean to be offensive here
    but
    are you certain your "brother" is not in fact some kind of horse

    He might be part horse.

    He's awesome but actually did finally lose his teeth.

    I take care of mine better now.

  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    Swill wrote: »
    hey skettios, do you like samoas?

    yus.
    I love me some shortbread though. mmm mmm. I can make shortbread cookies, but it's not the same!

  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    they sell knock offs at some safeways that are just as good as somoas and way cheap

  • skettiosskettios Registered User regular
    ooOOoo
    ty sir!

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