Secret Santaxtravaganza - OP UPDATED! Get to stalking!

Mr_Grinch

What the hell, I'm poor but I'll just shove the gifts on the credit card or something. I'm in, PM incoming when I get home and have a bit more time.

::edit:: Santa, you'll find my posts boring, tiresome and (for the last month or so) about getting married and buying a house. I'm very one dimensional.

Also my location on here is a lie, I'm now in Castleford.

LewieP's Mummy

I am soooo IN!!

Custom Special

UEAKCrash wrote: »

Jam Warrior wrote: »

Application is in. This will be year 3 for me and is now officially one of my favourite things about Christmas.

All of this.

Signed up so fucking hard. I want my Santee now.

Also all of this, except I'm year 2. SS ftw.

Alfred J. Kwak

Armed & Ready!

To Santa

Spoiler:

1) You'll find that stalking me is stupendously boring. Seriously!

2) Instead, I'll give you some hints: I'm not biggie on anime or mangas, and I also still have a staple of unread books, so unless you have something really special for me, I'd rather pass on those(+ books are gay [G&T SS Meme]). As for about everything else, go for it.

3) I'll be at my parent's place over the holidays, so if your package arrives during that time don't be concerned if I don't post any updates. If you ask via proxy I can give you the address.

TheScruple

Signed up so much. This was easily the highlight of my holiday season last year. Can't wait!

Cameron_Talley

PM Sent, can we get the thread stickied?

Second year for me. Last year was awesome. This year promises to be even more awesome.

(Will edit this post with "Games I own" list later)

Rook

I'm in again. I think this might be year 4 for me now.

boring secret santa message:

Spoiler:

I don't like DVDs
I only wear black things
Everything is awesome.

Imperfect

Signed up!

All I want for Christmas is someone awesome to stalk and give presents to.

Aside from that, I should be super-easy to stalk. My tastes are wide and varied, and I'd love to get something that my Santa thinks is cool, if he can't decide what *I'd* think is cool.

ArcSyn

PM Sent!

I love doing this each year, even though my wife thinks it's crazy. Which is why I probably won't give out her e-mail address 'cause that would just freak her out and might put her into early labor, which would be bad. Perhaps I'll give out a friend's e-mail though. If my santa wants it, they can proxy to me and ask for it.

I'll edit some hints/clues here later perhaps, for if my santa really needs it.

Guidelines I forgot to include in my PM (santa please read!):

Spoiler:

No porn or questionable material. I have a wife and kids and would appreciate a clean gift.
Alcohol is fine, however, NJ has some strict rules on the shipment of alcohol. It's up to you if you can find some way through them.
I do not smoke.

Hints (read only if stumped):

Spoiler:

Updated my Backloggery, so it should be a good list to go by as to what I already have.
I do have an Amazon wish list. You can find it.
I do have Facebook, but it's set to friends only, sorry. I don't think there's much there that would help you.
I have PA books 1 and 2. Any of the others are a good gift idea.
I do not have any of the common books that get gifted around here. Nor do I have an ebook reader.
I play DnD, but I play Pathfinder now, so not 4E stuff. Dice are always welcome.
Sake is awesome.
I have a 3 year old girl and 2 year old boy. They'll be 4 and 3 in the later winter and spring. Including something for them is a cool idea.

THEPAIN73

Stuff for my Secret Santa

Spoiler:

I own a Wii, DS, and PS3/ I like WWE/ I own the Zombie Survival Guide/ I enjoy stuff that I can display/ I LOVE KNICK KNACKS/ Love Batman, Spiderman, Green Lantern, Captain America/ I am a collector of video games at heart, I have a huge wall of DVDS/ I work for Acura but I don't like car stuff

I like personal gifts but at the same time any gift is still a gift so try to have fun and I hope stalking me is good times for you! Don't stress out. I will be updating my wishlist and posting it in my sig soon. I am also open to trying things you might like that I haven't.

If you need an indirect person to talk to about me for info my girlfriend posts here under the name of Kirbith.

ArcSyn

Hatted!

If I hatted you in the past and you feel like switching, check my photobucket album. These are from 2008 though so it'll only work if you haven't switched your avatar since then.

Some of my favorites:

Spoiler:

Szechuan

Long time lurker, first time santa!

Good luck stalking me. I think I have like 400 posts in 4-5 years? lol

galenblade

I have always meant to do this, and never remembered to sign up. This year I remedy that. And my Santee shall reap the benefits.

For my potential Santa:

Spoiler:

Have all 3 home consoles and a DS, extra special places in my heart for anything Zelda or Mass Effect. Books (love sci-fi, have read all the classics) and board games rule, too.

Obligatory: Own World War Z, Zombie survival guide, watchmen.

Though yeah, anything is awesome. I like getting stuff in the mail. =D

Doc Holliday

The Dude With Herpes wrote: »

I keep reading the title of this thread as Secret Sextravaganza.

Also, dumb question but would my username fall under "T" or "D"; because some list dealies don't consider "the" in a title as the first word.

Haha it doesn't matter, everyone will be lumped together. Since I'm not a mod, this is my clever little way of keeping my PM box from overflowing. Just pick your favorite. 8-)

DHS Odium

Signed up. I believe this will be my third year doing this. I'm thinking of signing up for SE++'s as well, which would be a first.

Anyway, relevant information for Santa: I own all the consoles, all of them. And all the handhelds. I also have a decent enough computer. I like games and movies. But! I own all the games, and all the movies. I'm being crushed under backlogs of things to play, and things to watch.

Any addition to my backlogs would certainly be appreciated were they to arrive, but there's a high chance I already have it. I make shopping difficult enough for my own family, so you have work to do.

ArcSyn

Doc, if you want it:

TheScruple

Would you mind hatting Gristle McThornbody for me?

UnbreakableVow

JAEF wrote: »

Alright no PS3 this year, I'm unemployed now. I can send you a picture of a PS3 and a can of beans though. Definitely.

They better not be Bush's baked beans

JAEF

UnbreakableVow wrote: »

JAEF wrote: »

Alright no PS3 this year, I'm unemployed now. I can send you a picture of a PS3 and a can of beans though. Definitely.

They better not be Bush's baked beans

I will stalk my santee to find their most cherished brand of beans. I send only the finest in canned goods.

Also since I forgot, santa send me the most questionable of contents if you wish.

urahonky

Hmm.... I'll think if I want to join this year.... Money is especially tight this year (unemployed this entire year) but I still enjoy gifting random strangers on the internet stuffs.

THEPAIN73

Can I be hatted?

Or if not that snow flakes GIF?

Zerokku

Signed up

To my Santa:

Spoiler:

I own a 360, DS, and Gaming PC, as well as a handful of retro systems. I'm a huge nintendo fan. I read a lot, but already have pretty much all the books people give away a lot such as World War Z. My favorite game franchises are Zelda, Chrono Trigger, Half-Life, and Warcraft. Im really up for anything though. Have fun stalking me and don't be stressed about anything. I have a hard time really making up wishlists so you're gonna have to rely on this and stalking me. Sorry!

Edit: As a side-note, I do regularly post in the Pick-Up thread, so you can see my usual kind of purchases there, though I tend to no post my Steam-pick ups there.

Edit 2: If you want to go for a shirt or something, a Men's Medium for me. Also, absolutely no pron or Alcohol

Sceptre

Eeeeeeee! Excited!

For the person lucky enough to be my Santa:

Spoiler:

I'm a PC gamer (don't own any consoles) who enjoys pina coladas and long walks on the beach. Lately I've found myself dedicating a lot of time to Starcraft. I wear Medium sized t-shirts. Other than that, I like a lot of stuff. It would be incredibly difficult to disappoint me, so go wild! (Edit: throwing this in after reading some other peoples lists, I already own a lot of the typical geek culture books, like World War Z.)

Jam Warrior

ArcSyn wrote: »

Hatted!

If I hatted you in the past and you feel like switching, check my photobucket album. These are from 2008 though so it'll only work if you haven't switched your avatar since then.

Some of my favorites:

Spoiler:

Don't you worry. That bad boy is ready to come back out as soon as fireworks night is over, which is the start of the proper festive season in my mind.

MrDelish

I will echo the "no pron/alcohol plox" for my santa here

Stormwatcher

I'm IN!!!

And the "no pr0n" rule is actually a hard SS rule, anyway...

Oh, and I'd love to get my T Rex santa'ed.

YEAH

UnbreakableVow

Oh yeah

No alcohol or anything here

Porn is welcome

But only homemade :winky:

Imperfect

Oh and bit more info for my Santa:

Spoiler:

T-shirts are size XL, and you can send me alcohol and/or ridiculous and raunchy stuff if that's what your tastes run to. I'm 30 damnit, and I can indulge in sophomoric crap if I feel like it.

Rent

Oh I guess I wear a size Medium to Large t-shirt I guess (I'm 5'11" and 170 if that helps)

oh btw I don't really wear over the top geeky shit clothes like...outside (think whatever's on Jinx as "over the top geeky shit")...so I'd prefer it if you didn't get me stuff like that because I probably won't wear it

Alfred J. Kwak

Oh yeah, I don't have no problem with inappropriate gifts, take note Santa!

JAEF

When I had a UK santee I searched around for some sort of patriotic American porno or sensual accessory (locally, since I'm not putting any of that kind of stuff on my credit card) to no avail. Very sad day for all. I got him stuff from Amazon :?

Zerokku

Rent wrote: »

Oh I guess I wear a size Medium to Large t-shirt I guess (I'm 5'11" and 170 if that helps)

oh btw I don't really wear over the top geeky shit clothes like...outside (think whatever's on Jinx as "over the top geeky shit")...so I'd prefer it if you didn't get me stuff like that because I probably won't wear it

http://fangamer.net/

Ton of good looking, and (for the most part) decently subtle shirts. Havent picked anything up there but a couple of friends have. Fantastic Quality.

Alfred J. Kwak

I get most of my shirts from http://shirt.woot.com/. Their daily shirts almost always filled with nerdy references though.

Kyougu

Rent wrote: »

Oh I guess I wear a size Medium to Large t-shirt I guess (I'm 5'11" and 170 if that helps)

oh btw I don't really wear over the top geeky shit clothes like...outside (think whatever's on Jinx as "over the top geeky shit")...so I'd prefer it if you didn't get me stuff like that because I probably won't wear it

If I get you I'll be sending you Enslaved and Dragonball.

elkatas

Aaand here we go again. Signed. I just hope this time my santee actually uses the product I send him.

SniperGuy

Signed up! Santa, feel free to send me whatever you want. I don't currently live with parents, so go for it! I enjoy hilariously inappropriate things, as well as all the other standard gaming/nerdy things. Also, Geocaching.

HURRAY HOLIDAY CHEEEEER

SwashbucklerXX

I just had to buy a new PC, so unfortunately cannot afford to participate this year. ::cries a small tear::

I will still derive much holiday joy from reading the thread, though.

Schide

There, now my avatar is all santa hatted up.

parabola

DEAR SANTA:

Spoiler:

Along with the info I hope you received...

- Shirt size is medium
- I own a DS, Wii and Xbox 360 but I do mostly PC gaming. If you're going to buy me a game stick to Wii or DS or something from GOG.
- I own the Zombie Survival Guide + World War Z already (anything else zombieish can be acceptable though)
- I play mostly FPS and RPGs, but also like strategy/puzzle games. If you buy me a game that's what you should lean towards.
- I haven bought a DS game other than Pokemon in about a year. I also have not bought anything for the Wii other than Super Mario Galaxy 2 in awhile.
- Lately have been into Fallout, Left 4 Dead, SC2 and WoW.
- I 100% do not mind anything random/ridiculous/raunchy.

And again sorry if I'm a bit boring to stalk.

ArcSyn

SniperGuy wrote: »

Signed up! Santa, feel free to send me whatever you want. I don't currently live with parents, so go for it! I enjoy hilariously inappropriate things, as well as all the other standard gaming/nerdy things. Also, Geocaching.

HURRAY HOLIDAY CHEEEEER

Spoiler:

You're going to end up with a PM with coordinates somewhere in the arctic....