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stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
edited October 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
Dating is awkward.

Sometimes you meet a girl and it goes like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSL4cmFW_GU

Other times you have to go on dates because you got someone pregnant:

knockeduppic2.jpg

But if you're suave, your first date can end something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv8MGYnP820



Just keep in mind though, this is a [chat] about dates and dating. This is not the okcupid thread. We will not make gross generalizations about Asians here. Except if they are necessary. Or if its about Starcraft ability.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Asian women are so easy, just give them 5 dollars and not have too big of a penis.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    arch, you asked for it




    DESCEND INTO MADNESS

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I haven't had a date in 6 years.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Fuck, Will, can you take the "s" out of the bracket. I don't want to break chat protocol on my sophomore outing. [chat] is serious business.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    I haven't had a date in 6 years.

    I have a really mean joke, but I don't know the status of the person the joke would be about.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Fuck, Will, can you take the "s" out of the bracket. I don't want to break chat protocol on my sophomore outing. [chat] is serious business.

    You can edit the thread title yourself by editing the OP.

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hopefully on Monday I will be scheduled for my first date

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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Fuck, Will, can you take the "s" out of the bracket. I don't want to break chat protocol on my sophomore outing. [chat] is serious business.

    Go to the Debate and Discourse index.

    Double-click on the thread title.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Asian women are so easy, just give them 5 dollars and not have too big of a penis.

    Are you sure Preach? I was under the impression that five dolla only got me "sucky sucky". Is this a recession thing?

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    BamaBama Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kilroy wrote: »
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Fuck, Will, can you take the "s" out of the bracket. I don't want to break chat protocol on my sophomore outing. [chat] is serious business.

    You can edit the thread title yourself by editing the OP.
    I think you have to be in in "advanced" mode, though.

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Fuck, Will, can you take the "s" out of the bracket. I don't want to break chat protocol on my sophomore outing. [chat] is serious business.

    Go to the Debate and Discourse index.

    Double-click on the thread title.

    Thanks. [chat] saved!

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Asian women are so easy, just give them 5 dollars and not have too big of a penis.

    Are you sure Preach? I was under the impression that five dolla only got me "sucky sucky". Is this a recession thing?

    You can negotiate a lower price. Asians are not very good bargainers.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hmmmm, the policy of assigned [chat]'s is gonna be my doom if my number ever comes up.

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    FeralFeral ＭＥＭＥＴＩＣＨＡＲＩＺＡＲＤ interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Fuck, Will, can you take the "s" out of the bracket. I don't want to break chat protocol on my sophomore outing. [chat] is serious business.

    Go to the Debate and Discourse index.

    Double-click on the thread title.

    Thanks. [chat] saved!

    np

    that confuses everybody the first time

    it's like magic

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    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    I haven't had a date in 6 years.

    I have a really mean joke, but I don't know the status of the person the joke would be about.

    Single, male, shy.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw&feature=channel

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I've had two dates this year neither went anywhere. But at least it means I have had dates. More than nothing.

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    I haven't had a date in 6 years.

    I have a really mean joke, but I don't know the status of the person the joke would be about.

    Single, male, shy.

    Ok well don't report me.

    Has it really been that long since your mom passed away?

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    I am now in possession of pumpkin cookies. A test batch before the party. Also got a kiss from my girlfriend. Life is pretty sweet right now.

    Way to smack us all in the face with your happiness. Try not to just club people over the head with positivity thom.

    Can't be misery all of the time. If I'm being perky then I can tell some depressing stories, it's not like I don't know a whole bunch. I mean I'm pretty sure I told chat about the frying pan incident one of the guys in group had.

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    WitchdrWitchdr Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I learn all my moves from british comedy sketches:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8

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    "Look, all I know is that this cord was plugged into my house and your house was glowing like the freakin' sun. So, I put two and two together there and decided that you're pissing me off." -Carl Brutananadilewski

    In regards to the advocates of his former empire: “I was going to have them all executed… the Royal Advocate talked me out of it.” -Shadowthrone (Emperor Kellanved)

    Handles: LoL-Emerging, BF4/Hardline-Whiskeyjack227, Steam-Fragglerock, HOTS/Blizzard-Whiskeyjack#1333, Life-Jason
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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Gooey wrote: »
    arch, you asked for it




    DESCEND INTO MADNESS

    wow

    that is some intense aspergers goin' on there

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    I haven't had a date in 6 years.

    I have a really mean joke, but I don't know the status of the person the joke would be about.

    Single, male, shy.

    Ok well don't report me.

    Has it really been that long since your mom passed away?

    fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    I've had two dates this year neither went anywhere. But at least it means I have had dates. More than nothing.

    I have dates everyday, I mean today is october 28, tomorrow will be the 29th, I don't know what you all are going on about.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Galahad wrote: »
    Hmmmm, the policy of assigned [chat]'s is gonna be my doom if my number ever comes up.

    I have a pre-prepped chat waiting in my gmail drafts folder in case I'm called upon and lack time.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    arch, you asked for it




    DESCEND INTO MADNESS

    wow

    that is some intense aspergers goin' on there

    i

    wow

    Arch on
    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Arch I like that no matter what game you're playing, your playstyle inevitably revolves around bugs and monsters and generally ugly things.
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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    I haven't had a date in 6 years.

    I have a really mean joke, but I don't know the status of the person the joke would be about.

    Single, male, shy.

    Ok well don't report me.

    Has it really been that long since your mom passed away?

    Infract him, Will!

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Help pls. I tried switching from dvi to vga from computer to monitor. Now egen the computer starts up I can see bios and the Windows loading screen but egen I get to the log in screen it's all black and no picture. :O

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    stevemarks44stevemarks44 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Asian women are so easy, just give them 5 dollars and not have too big of a penis.

    Are you sure Preach? I was under the impression that five dolla only got me "sucky sucky". Is this a recession thing?

    You can negotiate a lower price. Asians are not very good bargainers.

    It makes me so mad to think of how much money I've wasted. I just can't haggle!

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    msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I am sooooo asian. :3

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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    stevemarks44 wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Asian women are so easy, just give them 5 dollars and not have too big of a penis.

    Are you sure Preach? I was under the impression that five dolla only got me "sucky sucky". Is this a recession thing?

    You can negotiate a lower price. Asians are not very good bargainers.

    It makes me so mad to think of how much money I've wasted. I just can't haggle!

    This is best done while threatening their whole village with massacre. Suddenly they understand supply and demand.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    WitchdrWitchdr Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I might have missed it in the last thread but did you guys talk about the time traveling cell phone talker? If so i won't bother to talk anymore on the subject.

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    "Look, all I know is that this cord was plugged into my house and your house was glowing like the freakin' sun. So, I put two and two together there and decided that you're pissing me off." -Carl Brutananadilewski

    In regards to the advocates of his former empire: “I was going to have them all executed… the Royal Advocate talked me out of it.” -Shadowthrone (Emperor Kellanved)

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    Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited October 2010
    WMain00 wrote: »
    I haven't had a date in 6 years.

    is it still considered a date if the girl is already your girlfriend?

    i mean, i guess it is, but it doesn't really work out to be the same feel.

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    Psycho Internet HawkPsycho Internet Hawk Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    arch, you asked for it




    DESCEND INTO MADNESS

    wow

    that is some intense aspergers goin' on there

    i

    wow

    I thought minecraft was about building stuff

    but I guess some people just really like hoarding blocks?

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    do oysters all taste like slimey ocean

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    So, I did my first dungeon run in Global Agenda. It was actually pretty fun, it reminded me of borderlands but with jetpacks. The boss fight in the end was pretty fun too. I don't know how much variety there is to the dungeons though. My favorite part was probably going across a lack of electrified water, jump jetting from one island to another.

    Also my guy looks like less of a putz now:
    assault-1.jpg

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    KilroyKilroy timaeusTestified Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Arch wrote: »
    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    arch, you asked for it




    DESCEND INTO MADNESS

    wow

    that is some intense aspergers goin' on there

    i

    wow

    I thought minecraft was about building stuff

    but I guess some people just really like hoarding blocks?

    Building requires too much creativity and not enough calculation.

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    msmyamsmya Being Fabulous Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    WMain00 wrote: »
    I haven't had a date in 6 years.

    is it still considered a date if the girl is already your girlfriend?

    i mean, i guess it is, but it doesn't really work out to be the same feel.

    It's still a date

    I can have dates with girl friends too

    which definitely isn't the same feel :P


    P.S. the world is ending because my roommate is vacuuming and making me dinner tonight.... o_O

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Arch wrote: »
    Psycho Internet Hawk wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    arch, you asked for it




    DESCEND INTO MADNESS

    wow

    that is some intense aspergers goin' on there

    i

    wow

    its horrifically hypnotizing isnt it

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    WMain00WMain00 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Either way I haven't been in a relationship for a while.

    One of you should pity me with sex.


    FEMALEONLYFEMALEONLY!

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Witchdr wrote: »
    I learn all my moves from british comedy sketches:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I66aySW4le8
    omg

    can't stop laughing

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