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Post: Hold on to your Santa Hats, it's: G&T Secret Santaxtravaganza 2010
Forum: Games and Technology
Assigned Moderators: apotheos, A duck!, Echo

Posted by: Mr_Grinch
Original Content:

Here's a message to whomever gets me:

Everyone in the forum liked Christmas a lot...
But the Grinch, from the north of England, Did NOT.
The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
But could the Secret Santa actually please him?

After all, he liked books, liked them all right
Didn't find them gay, like some people might.
He liked Games and Films, but that's not all
he liked geeky clothes too, of size "Man's small"

And whilst he doles out, this poem of clues
Find them not constrictive, there's room to move
Staring down from his keyboard, with a sour, Grinchy frown
he admits he likes gifts from your own small town.

Something small and local you could bequeath
and he would be happy, not grind his teeth.
"Don't worry about taste", he snarled with a sneer
"Send booze or boobies, without any fear."

Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,
“Without Secret Santa, I'd stop Christmas from coming!”
But soon, he knew, all the PA girls and boys,
Would be stalking away, and he'd never stop that joy.

TLDR;

Spoiler:

I like anything you want to send me, I'm ok with inappropriate gifts, if you want to get me clothes of some description I wear a small. Also if you live in a different country I'd really appreciate anything local to you, even if it's just something daft like a copy of the local news paper, some sweets you can't get in the uk or a leaflet advertising local events! I dig that kind of stuff.

Also, could someone let me know who to pm? Due to my work connection I can't see the pictures in the op, so don't know what the username split is. Cheers.

Dyvion

Knowing this exists brings a smile to my face.