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I got served (Law and Order: Hurf Durf Durr edition)

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    existexist Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Qorzm wrote: »
    I got served at work today

    a guy pretended to ask me about reserving the new Call of Duty then bam

    wait so like this is a thing that actually happens?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    exist wrote: »
    Qorzm wrote: »
    I got served at work today

    a guy pretended to ask me about reserving the new Call of Duty then bam

    wait so like this is a thing that actually happens?

    All the time. You get the person to admit who they are, and then you serve process on them.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    They gotta get you to admit that you are the person they need to serve the documents to, and a lot of people will deny it, so they use some other pretext

    edit: goddamnit Munkus

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    You know that shit from Pineapple Express?

    Pretending to be delivering a package for someone?

    All the fucking time.

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    QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    exist wrote: »
    Qorzm wrote: »
    I got served at work today

    a guy pretended to ask me about reserving the new Call of Duty then bam

    wait so like this is a thing that actually happens?

    All the time. You get the person to admit who they are, and then you serve process on them.
    He kept looking down at my nametag. At the end, he asked, "Are you Bryce?" I said, "Yeah, have we spoken on the phone?"

    "No, but I have a letter for you."

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    You know that shit from Pineapple Express?

    Pretending to be delivering a package for someone?

    All the fucking time.

    Have you ever done that Munkus
    Was it fun

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    No. I've served subpoenas before, though. Didn't need to give it directly to the person in those cases.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Captain K wrote: »
    Fandyien wrote: »
    last time i was in court i watched them sentence a homeless lady in a wheelchair to six months

    I bet she was like fuck yeah

    You see a huge uptick of crimes in the winter because many homeless escape the cold weather by going to jail.

    "Six months in jail."
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    why would you use that instead of this

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Why would that translator even put that note? Is he trying to teach you japanese as you watch the show?

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    That is why it's funny

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Man, I would love to be a process server.

    Using disguises and making people feel awful for money?

    That is right up my alley.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I would be so tempted to shout out after I served someone "YOU GOT SERVED SUCKA!" and breakdance my way out of there.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    didn't that keikaku thing turn out to be (gasp) a joke

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dichotomy you ruin everything.

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    existexist Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    You know that shit from Pineapple Express?

    Pretending to be delivering a package for someone?

    All the fucking time.

    haha yeah i was gonna cite that movie actually

    I just took it as silly movie antics

    man knowing that it actually happens is mindblowing

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    ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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    SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i have an idea


    do you have a leia outfit

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzusuXSj8Y0

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    You have to address someone as 'Imperial Guard' at least once.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    so has fandy been drawn and quartered yet

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    well its saturday if you think the court would do anything on a saturday then

    hahahahahahahahahaha

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I was remanded into the army to rescue POWs from vietnam as punishment

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Qorzm wrote: »
    I got served at work today

    a guy pretended to ask me about reserving the new Call of Duty then bam

    What did you do that your going to court? I thought you were an upright member of society!

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    well its saturday if you think the court would do anything on a saturday then

    hahahahahahahahahaha

    it's almost as absurd as the court doing anything on Friday

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    are courts not open on friday??

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    man my new employers aren't gonna be happy i have to take a day off for this shit later in the month

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    they also won't be happy when you take the rest of your life off for going to prison

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    are courts not open on friday??

    It's not that, it's that nothing gets done on court on Friday.

    Nobody schedules any trials or court appearances or anything, because they know nobody will show up.

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandy I like ya man but quit hanging out with tools that cause you to get dragged into court.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I haven't hung with this guy in forever

    I just wish the rad people I know aren't often felons

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I haven't hung with this guy in forever

    I just wish the rad people I know aren't often felons

    Well good. But uh rad people aren't felons Fandy.

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    That is not true!

    Felons and coolness are not always mutualy exclusive

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Being a felon is decidedly un-rad, though

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Han Solo was a felon

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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm sorry. I don't like hanging out with people who could get me dragged into court just for associating with them.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    My brother is a pretty hardcore felon, with prison tattoos and prison muscles and shit

    Last time I saw him, he had a shaved head and a crazy look in his eye

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    Han Solo was a felon

    Doctor Emmett Brown was a felon

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    if han solo was a murdering rapist we probably would not like him

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    My brother is a pretty hardcore felon, with prison tattoos and prison muscles and shit

    Last time I saw him, he had a shaved head and a crazy look in his eye

    What did he do

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    My brother is a pretty hardcore felon, with prison tattoos and prison muscles and shit

    Last time I saw him, he had a shaved head and a crazy look in his eye

    What did he do
    Repeat stupidity

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    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    shit, that is a major crime

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