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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    Jesus. Dude, you won't get infracted for asking an honest question honestly. Just don't be a dick about it.

    okay

    why are you such a weiner

    I learned it from watching you!

    ohhhh shit

    put back jam

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  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem I've got waffles and I've got beerRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    so I had such a bad coughing fit while I was driving this afternoon that I threw up in my mouth

    had to wait ten minutes till I could pull over on an off ramp and unload it
    Do your windows not roll down?

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    so I had such a bad coughing fit while I was driving this afternoon that I threw up in my mouth

    had to wait ten minutes till I could pull over on an off ramp and unload it

    whenever i throw up into my mouth i just swallow it

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    so I had such a bad coughing fit while I was driving this afternoon that I threw up in my mouth

    had to wait ten minutes till I could pull over on an off ramp and unload it

    One time I was incredibly wasted and making out with an unattractive lady

    I pulled away for a minute and threw up a little bit in my mouth

    I told her this and apologized but for some reason my drunken self was confused as to why she didn't want to make out anymore afterwards

    That was an interesting night

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    so I had such a bad coughing fit while I was driving this afternoon that I threw up in my mouth

    had to wait ten minutes till I could pull over on an off ramp and unload it

    Man I hate that, I had that happen when I was out running and while I was able to throw up, I wasn't able to wash my mouth out for a mile, so I had to run with rancid puke taste for a mile.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ohhh yes also I will spend the weekend watching as much Arrested Development as I can

    Really I'm not sure why I didn't check it out sooner

    I'm sorry variable, I feel I have been neglecting you all this time

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    so I had such a bad coughing fit while I was driving this afternoon that I threw up in my mouth

    had to wait ten minutes till I could pull over on an off ramp and unload it

    One time I was incredibly wasted and making out with an unattractive lady

    I pulled away for a minute and threw up a little bit in my mouth

    I told her this and apologized but for some reason my drunken self was confused as to why she didn't want to make out anymore afterwards

    That was an interesting night

    Should have told her you do windows, it would have been all right.

    And that lady had an adams apple man.

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  • The Raging PlatypusThe Raging Platypus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    so I had such a bad coughing fit while I was driving this afternoon that I threw up in my mouth

    had to wait ten minutes till I could pull over on an off ramp and unload it

    10 minutes

    how the hell does one hold vomit in one's mouth for 10 minutes

    I would think that such an act would induce more vomit, and render thee unto overflowing vomitness over your windshield

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    YOU'RE A GOD DAMN PLATYPUS.
  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    Nancy Pelosi really needs to go away. The democrats would do good to shut her up.
    Disagree totally. She did a good job getting legislation through the House, and she didn't cave to Republicans.

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Ohhh yes also I will spend the weekend watching as much Arrested Development as I can

    Really I'm not sure why I didn't check it out sooner

    I'm sorry variable, I feel I have been neglecting you all this time

    it's okay

    we all do what we can

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    so I had such a bad coughing fit while I was driving this afternoon that I threw up in my mouth

    had to wait ten minutes till I could pull over on an off ramp and unload it

    This is one of my greatest fears.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Should have told her you do windows, it would have been all right.

    And that lady had an adams apple man.

    Hey at this rate I will still be able to use that line next year :P

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. 5386-8443-8937Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    how is that font horrible

    Because its Comic Sans, or a near variant of it.

    Which should be criminal.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    so I had such a bad coughing fit while I was driving this afternoon that I threw up in my mouth

    had to wait ten minutes till I could pull over on an off ramp and unload it

    10 minutes

    how the hell does one hold vomit in one's mouth for 10 minutes

    I would think that such an act would induce more vomit, and render thee unto overflowing vomitness over your windshield

    Jacob has a hell of a gag reflex, one time he deep throated peter north and sang the national anthem at the same time!

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    comic sans isn't that bad

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  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Frozen Tundra NYCRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    Nancy Pelosi really needs to go away. The democrats would do good to shut her up.
    Disagree totally. She did a good job getting legislation through the House, and she didn't cave to Republicans.

    everything the senate couldn't pass, the house did pass thanks in part to pelosi. but she's a smart woman that doesn't have huge tits so the republicans like to try and get everyone to hate her.

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    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Should have told her you do windows, it would have been all right.

    And that lady had an adams apple man.

    Hey at this rate I will still be able to use that line next year :P

    Well I'm sure with Mori you won't need a line.

    Preacher on
  • SaammielSaammiel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Assault is basically when you have an imminent (and reasonable) fear of harm. Battery is unwanted contact. I don't know if sexual assault follows the normal definition of assault or not. They usually go together because you have a fear of harm right before someone batteries you.

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited November 2010
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    so I had such a bad coughing fit while I was driving this afternoon that I threw up in my mouth

    had to wait ten minutes till I could pull over on an off ramp and unload it
    Do your windows not roll down?

    man how would that work? It's not like spitting, I would have to lean far enough out to just open my mouth like BWAAAAAAUUU and let it fall onto the freeway while hoping it doesn't blow back onto my car.

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  • visiblehowlvisiblehowl Neutron Nerd Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nancy Pelosi is pretty much the only Democrat getting anything done in Congress.

    I mean, because Grayson, who got voted out in the election.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    Should have told her you do windows, it would have been all right.

    And that lady had an adams apple man.

    Hey at this rate I will still be able to use that line next year :P

    Well I'm sure with Mori you won't need a line.

    Yeah with him you need more of a chain

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  • VariableVariable Ted Hitler Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Variable wrote: »
    how is that font horrible

    Because its Comic Sans, or a near variant of it.

    Which should be criminal.

    yeah this is something I don't get

    you don't have to explain it to me tough I'm fine with not understanding

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    comic sans isn't that bad

    I'm building an application where all the text uses Comic Sans. It feels so fucking weird doing this for work.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    Nancy Pelosi really needs to go away. The democrats would do good to shut her up.
    Disagree totally. She did a good job getting legislation through the House, and she didn't cave to Republicans.

    everything the senate couldn't pass, the house did pass thanks in part to pelosi. but she's a smart woman that doesn't have huge tits so the republicans like to try and get everyone to hate her.

    Nothing brings out their hate more then she does. Jesus good lord their vitriolic attacks on her that have nothing to do with policy really makes me hate humanity.

    Preacher on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I don't like her face. You guys are getting waaay too into the politics of it all.

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    mikeman, would you potentially be up for some brawl games if I can organize things
    i gave my wii to my mom so she could do wii fit....

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  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited November 2010
    Jacobkosh wrote: »
    so I had such a bad coughing fit while I was driving this afternoon that I threw up in my mouth

    had to wait ten minutes till I could pull over on an off ramp and unload it

    10 minutes

    how the hell does one hold vomit in one's mouth for 10 minutes

    I would think that such an act would induce more vomit, and render thee unto overflowing vomitness over your windshield

    I won't lie, I almost lost it a couple times! The trick is to breathe very carefully and deliberately in and out through your nose.

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  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. 5386-8443-8937Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    comic sans isn't that bad



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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    I don't like her face. You guys are getting waaay too into the politics of it all.

    Because god knows when I want a good legislator its all about her looks, especially one whos 70.

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  • NocturneNocturne Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Also one time I met a girl at a bar and we went back to my place

    I was taking her home the next morning and she had me pull over so she could open the door and puke

    That was fucking weird

    And no I didn't take advantage of her drunkenness in that way

    Still made me feel kinda shitty though

    But then she ended up liking me and we hung out a few times after that so I felt better

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I like to use Papyrus for my presentations. It demonstrates unprofessionalism and bad taste even more so than Comic Sans and really gets the point across that I am awful.

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Nancy Pelosi really needs to go away. The democrats would do good to shut her up.
    Disagree totally. She did a good job getting legislation through the House, and she didn't cave to Republicans.

    everything the senate couldn't pass, the house did pass thanks in part to pelosi. but she's a smart woman that doesn't have huge tits so the republicans like to try and get everyone to hate her.

    Nothing brings out their hate more then she does. Jesus good lord their vitriolic attacks on her that have nothing to do with policy really makes me hate humanity.

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ludious wrote: »
    I don't like her face. You guys are getting waaay too into the politics of it all.

    I've heard people claim she got botox, but I've never found any evidence for that besides far-right blogs.

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  • CindersCinders Whose sails were black when it was windy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304879604575582192395853212.html

    Ha, so apparently, a good number of republicans want to repeal the 17th amendment.

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nocturne wrote: »
    Also one time I met a girl at a bar and we went back to my place

    I was taking her home the next morning and she had me pull over so she could open the door and puke

    That was fucking weird

    And no I didn't take advantage of her drunkenness in that way

    Still made me feel kinda shitty though

    But then she ended up liking me and we hung out a few times after that so I felt better

    Man don't you know, once they bend over to puke thats prime doggy style action. Hell the puke vaccum makes them tight as a drum down there.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    mikeman, would you potentially be up for some brawl games if I can organize things
    i gave my wii to my mom so she could do wii fit....

    why

    what

    why :(

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This isn't so bad, but when it's used in environments that are even remotely professional, it's truly embarrassing.

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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I don't like her face. You guys are getting waaay too into the politics of it all.

    Because god knows when I want a good legislator its all about her looks, especially one whos 70.

    wait she's 70? Take that back.

    Total hottie.

    For 70.

    The democrats need to be like she's 70 bitches!

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  • MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jesus fucking christ

    i was having a great day until i came into chat and read:

    1) Donkey Kong's Moth attack.

    2) Jacobkosh's fucking coughing vomit that he had to hold in his mouth for 10 minutes.

    now i don't know whether i want to gag or cry

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  • SarksusSarksus Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    mikeman, would you potentially be up for some brawl games if I can organize things
    i gave my wii to my mom so she could do wii fit....

    why

    what

    why :(

    So that there wasn't any chance he would play Brawl.

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