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you know what is awesome

KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
edited November 2010 in Singularity Engine++
when you have to call the cops at 2 am because you heard semi automatic gunfire outside your house, followed by angry yelling, someone yelling if someone else was okay, then a final blast of gunfire before tires squealing


guess who isn't going to sleep tonight

Kusuguttai on
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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Stop snitchin

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    holy shit dude I hope you dont get hit by a stray bullet or some shit D:

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    having the apartment to myself so i can fart a lot is pretty awesome, probably more awesome than witnessing a driveby

    i hope you're okay, kusu. remain ok. that is a moderator order.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Also, Kusu. I hope you are okay.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Was it Omar?

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Was it Omar?

    someone would probably have announced it if it was

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    sitting in my underpants farting is probably the greatest thing about being single

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  • BucketmanBucketman Dyslexic Puppy Skraggle RockRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Man Kusu I hope you don't get caught in cross fire. Or killed for snitching.

    Out here I mostly hear hunters shooting at deers or ducks and stuff.

    Though at my friends old apartment we had to call the cops, we head an argument between the dad and the boyfriend of a girl who lived in a house next to his place. Basically guns were drawn and fired but no one was hurt.

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2010
    the cops are still not here thus i am still hiding under my covers

    the little kid defense

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2010
    also the guys are totally gone, my dad checked because i am a coward

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    im a scientist your covers are bulletproof

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I think its me
    since im still up

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  • KusuguttaiKusuguttai __BANNED USERS
    edited November 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    sitting in my underpants farting is probably the greatest thing about being single

    i do that with my girlfriend

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    does this kind of thing happen a lot in america

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i bet you dutch oven her too

    you filthy mare

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Kusu I am not sure if you know what awesome means.

    I mean I just bought a carton of beer.

    This is far better than your predicament but yet I would still not call it awesome. Just neat.

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    this is what you get when you listen to rap music

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    you know when you wake up and you have a boner then you go to pee but the boner makes it difficult

    that is like the exact opposite of awesome

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    sitting in my underpants farting is probably the greatest thing about being single

    i don't know how great it is

    but it's nice not having to hold it in

    being gassy is the worst

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    holding a fart in when company is present?

    i just excuse myself go to a secluded area and let one rip

    if you let fartgas build up inside yourself Bad Things happen

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    my aunt's ex-husband's mother's racist boyfriend straight up tried to kill a dude with a fuckin shotgun on halloween
    it was a fuckin gunfight they both had to be taken by helecopter to a hospital in oklahoma city

    the guy might not make it! very sucky!

    E: oh are we talking about farts my bad BRRRRRRRRR

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    fanboy farts right valve

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    it's probably bad that I no longer think of gunfire as a reason to be really afraid, let alone stay up all night

    but then I remember it's because I've lived in some not too great places with neighbors that sold hard drugs

    what was THAT
    probably a gun
    WHAT
    vov

    although this is gunfire that's just there
    not like AT ME

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Urgh Kusu, that's horrible

    Stay safe or else

    Don't think I'd handle it so well- I mean for god's sake it was bad enough when people got beaten up in my neighbourhood, I think drivebys would have rendered me a quivering wreck

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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    neville wrote: »
    fanboy farts right valve

    pthbhbhbhbhb

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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    neville wrote: »
    fanboy farts right valve

    pthbhbhbhbhb

    ur gross

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Meester Fuzzputt 'e plenty good fella.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    With Australian toilets, the water is low compared to American toilets, so when you fart the toilet echos and the sound gets magnified.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    With Australian toilets, the water is low compared to American toilets, so when you fart the toilet echos and the sound gets magnified.

    help me pack a bag i am moving to Australia

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    there's heaps of random gunshots here because it's near an estuary and ducks and stuff oh and there's a gun club down the road

    the thought of people shooting at each other never even enters my mind

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    there's heaps of random gunshots here because it's near an estuary and ducks and stuff oh and there's a gun club down the road

    the thought of people shooting at each other never even enters my mind

    but it's gotta happen!

    people with guns = people get shot

    I bet some people take their buddies out there to kill them and make it look like an accident!

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    there's heaps of random gunshots here because it's near an estuary and ducks and stuff oh and there's a gun club down the road

    the thought of people shooting at each other never even enters my mind

    but it's gotta happen!

    people with guns = people get shot

    I bet some people take their buddies out there to kill them and make it look like an accident!

    No! You take em huntin! Remind me to never take you on a murder ever again.

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  • RaneadosRaneados Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    there's heaps of random gunshots here because it's near an estuary and ducks and stuff oh and there's a gun club down the road

    the thought of people shooting at each other never even enters my mind

    but it's gotta happen!

    people with guns = people get shot

    I bet some people take their buddies out there to kill them and make it look like an accident!

    No! You take em huntin! Remind me to never take you on a murder ever again.

    I am the murder PRO, mister lawyer man

    MurderPro sounds like a gold club

    Dubh wrote: »
    Rane is the future of ancient greek tradition
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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The bookstore beneath my apartment is a front for the Russian mob.

    NEVER COUNT OUT TOUCHDOWN TAWMMY BRADY.
    NO ONE DENIES THIS.
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    there's heaps of random gunshots here because it's near an estuary and ducks and stuff oh and there's a gun club down the road

    the thought of people shooting at each other never even enters my mind

    but it's gotta happen!

    people with guns = people get shot

    I bet some people take their buddies out there to kill them and make it look like an accident!

    No! You take em huntin! Remind me to never take you on a murder ever again.

    I am the murder PRO, mister lawyer man

    MurderPro sounds like a gold club

    Don't settle for the shareware version, get MurderPRO

    WiiU: munkusbeaver and Nintendo ID (3DS thinger): 0619-4510-9772
    Steam name: munkus_beaver
    Blizzard thing: munkus#1952
    Twitter which gives health updates and the like: https://twitter.com/MunkusBeaver
    Please give to the Crohn's and Colitis Foundation of America: http://www.ccfa.org/
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
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  • VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The bookstore beneath my apartment is a front for the Russian mob.

    sounds like a party

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  • SeriouslySeriously ˈpɛrɪ ˌdɒt Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The bookstore beneath my apartment is a front for the Russian mob.

    So...

    compared to other bookstores is it better or worse at getting hard to find books?

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    L|ama wrote: »
    there's heaps of random gunshots here because it's near an estuary and ducks and stuff oh and there's a gun club down the road

    the thought of people shooting at each other never even enters my mind

    but it's gotta happen!

    people with guns = people get shot

    I bet some people take their buddies out there to kill them and make it look like an accident!

    No! You take em huntin! Remind me to never take you on a murder ever again.

    I am the murder PRO, mister lawyer man

    MurderPro sounds like a gold club

    Don't settle for the shareware version, get MurderPRO

    God damn it Munkus quit hawking your wares

    We all know you were part of the dev team

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  • RoyceSraphimRoyceSraphim Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Beasteh wrote: »
    i bet you dutch oven her too

    you filthy mare

    My ex wife did that to me constantly and I was always out of ammo when she did it or when I thought of it.

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Seriously wrote: »
    The bookstore beneath my apartment is a front for the Russian mob.

    So...

    compared to other bookstores is it better or worse at getting hard to find books?

    Well at the very least, they keep excellent hours considering there is no foot traffic of any kind to support a business of their type. Can't remember the last time I was frustrated by the lack of access to Russian literature and cassettes at 11PM on a Sunday night.

    NEVER COUNT OUT TOUCHDOWN TAWMMY BRADY.
    NO ONE DENIES THIS.
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