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[PTA] Team PYRE is the anime club president

Shock GShock G Registered User regular
edited April 2011 in Critical Failures
"What the hell are ya doin' here, boy? Girl? Just what in the hell are ya anyway? Whatsat ya say? You mean ye're answerin' the ad? Goudon below! Now, I know it's gonna bite me in the ass, but take a seat n' listen. Ya comfortable? Now, ya see that thing to yer left? Yer left! Yeah, that thing. That right there's a pokemon, and it might not look it, but it's a powerful creature. What the hell're ya doin'! Don't go pokin' it! Ya gotta respect Pokemon, ya Wurmple-brained hooligan! That right there can be the key to yer success....

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Yer favorite thievin' tool...

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Or yer greatest enemy...

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Yup, that here creature is the linchpin of modern society. Why we wouldn't be able ta, listen now, we wouldn't be able ta do even half the amazing things we've done without 'em. No takin' over cities, no so-fist-eye-cated smugglin' rings, no secret criminal enterprises... all rely on the strength we get from Pokemon. They are yer key to success, and being able to use 'em means the difference between everlastin' glory...

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and bitter defeat...

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Enough about these wondrous critters, lets talk about you. I guess if yer tentacool-spined self is all I have ta work with I'll need a formal application, sent to 1887 E. Wingull Drive, Lillycove city, Hoenn, including yer skills and background. Consider this yer first assignment. Don't fail me, boy."







WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
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We have, like, a million of these damn things already!
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Oooh, ooooh I have no shame and crave punishment! Can I play this thing??
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Applications are gonna close November 12 sometime around 12:00 PM, GMT (which is The One True Timezone).



So anything I should be aware of? Or should I just start making my Magic Pokemon Princess-Bishonen?
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Any craaaaaazy rules you're using?
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Some links for you that I stole from Rawk's OP
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Now, GIVE ME YOUR APPS! Oh right, and posts are gonna be in Dark Orange.

Shock G on
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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh dear.

    Edit: Gonna make a martial artist, calling it right now.

  • Rawkking GoodguyRawkking Goodguy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Multitasking chain weapons user imo.

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am the having a spoiler overdose as Al would say

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am spoiled basically

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

  • Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    well that looks a lot better

    never make your op on 4 hours of sleep

  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Y-you're doing this?
    You're making it....?

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  • Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Shock G wrote: »
    Now, GIVE ME YOUR APPS! Oh right, and posts are gonna be in Dark Orange.

    Not only stealing the concept, but the darn text color too? :x

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  • Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    oh goddamnit whatever it looks good

  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    As I said in IRC, I'll see how the submissions for this go before I submit any characters.

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  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The front window of Team Pyre HQ smashes inward, showering the shiny, tiled floor with shards of glass as the guard dives behind the front desk, pulling a Pokeball from his belt. Hearing the sound of footsteps running down the street outside, he swings up to his feet, throwing arm at the ready in case of any assault, but the only thing he sees peering over the desk is a half-brick with something white and grubby rubberbanded to it laying on the ground.

    Scanning the area suspiciously, he carefully walks out from behind cover and picks the thing up, removes the paper and unfolds it.

    Spoiler:

    He pulls the taped up keys free from the application with a jingle, giving them a harsh look.

    "What the hell?"
    Spoiler:

  • DJP3710DJP3710 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dammit Marsh, you've got visual aids and everything.

  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I like to do things properly.

    Everyone else is just going to have to settle for second place.

  • DJP3710DJP3710 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    But you used emoticons, man, emoticons! Nobody can top that! It'll just be your character at the summit and nobody else around for miles!

  • MatevMatev I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE ALIVE AS I WAS SAYINGRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Gawd-damn Marsh....

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
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  • Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I demand you all top the catgirl

  • SpoitSpoit *twitch twitch* Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    We cannot do it. We cannot top the girl.

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  • MatevMatev I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE ALIVE AS I WAS SAYINGRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    SHE IS INSURMOUNTABLE

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Spoiler:
  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Capfalcon wrote: »
    Sign ups are over. Marsh won.

    A bittersweet victory, at best. It's lonely at the top.

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Shock G you're going to let me play this game right

    it's not really a question

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  • Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    that depends tact

    are you willing to challenge Marsh?

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    are you saying I have to do a better signup than Marsh

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  • Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    nah just throw a motherfucker up there

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
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    CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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  • Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    ok you're in

    good job, mr. harris

  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Finally, a worthy adversary.

  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The following is a highly confidential document containing the Hoenn government's complete report on the man known as Second Lieutenant Commander Charles. And yes, his first name is Commander.

    Dossier Here
    Spoiler:

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  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    For my actual character:

    Basic Information:
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    Base Class: Ace Trainer

    Features:
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    Background:
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    Starting Pokemon:
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    Inventory:
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    Wanted Pokemon
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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I've always been confused on whether or not there are actually guns in the Pokemon world. I vaguely remember one episode of the cartoon that had a gun in it, but that's about it...

  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Indeed there was, it got banned pretty quick though.

    Something about Team Rocket threatening dudes with guns and Ash getting a revolver aimed at his face was deemed inappropriate for the kiddies.

    I imagine if you wanted to make a case for guns being in your campaign or not you could find suitable support for either.

  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Keys still tightly in hand, the unlucky guard finishes reading the note, shrugging his shoulders, if only to himself, before dropping the grubby note into a small, lightly populated paper bin labeled 'APPLICATIONS'. Muttering something to the Janitor about a broken window and glass everywhere and get your ass over here now dammit, the guard makes his way back to his desk, only just about to sit down again.

    A single loud *KLACK* can be heard throughout the mostly empty main room, reflexes once again putting the guard's hand hovering over a small pokeball. Slowly, he makes his way to the door, pulling it open cautiously, and poking a head out.

    Doorstep cleared, the guard steps outside, scratching his head for a bit, before noticing a small, golden envelope tucked into the mailbox.

    Spoiler:

    A small smile appearing in the corner of his mouth, the as-of-yet-unnamed guard tucks a few of the bills into his shirt pocket, before walking back inside, a jolly whistle clear as he closes the door.
    Spoiler:

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

  • Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    A small smile appearing in the corner of his mouth, the guard, let's name him Matthew, tucks [strike]a few of[/strike] all of the bills into his back pocket, before walking back inside, and throwing the application on an interns desk.

    looks good, Tomms

  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i'm almost done i promise

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  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    So unoriginal, Tommy. Sending in a job application? Obviously they sent a corporate headhunter out to find Commander.

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Terrendos wrote: »
    So unoriginal, Tommy. Sending in a job application? Obviously they sent a corporate headhunter out to find Commander.

    whatever, Terr

    Tumbling
    MacGuffin wrote: »
    Baka!
    Belief in the heart of friendship and you'll always be kawaii Tommy-Chan!

  • TerrendosTerrendos Decorative Monocle Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It's okay bro, you're still cool in my book.

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  • T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    editing video is unpleasant sometimes

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  • Shock GShock G Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I know the OP says 12:00 GMT, but that actually means WheneverthehellIwakeuptomorrow o'clock

    so whatever degenerates actually wanna join this game you probably have like 12 hours

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