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[Time Cube Phalla] GAME OVER

RendRend Registered User regular
edited November 2010 in Critical Failures
FOUR DAYS IN ONE DAY
SUNRISE TO SUNRISE
MIDDAY TO MIDDAY
SUNSET TO SUNSET
MIDNIGHT TO MIDNIGHT


It's a pity that religious and academic word is a crime against Nature and enslaves Children.
4-cornered Truth is ineffable by man or god.


Until Word is Cornered,
all Math is Fiction.

Welcome to Time Cube Phalla, or: Some Things Were Never Meant to be Attempted

What is a phalla, you ask? Well, you're in a strange place. You should learn more about it, here!

This will be a phalla for 50 players. I will make no clarification about the standardness of the mechanics in play, so you should probably save your orange. However, I will give you this little nugget of wisdom:

There will be a mafia and there will be a village.

Voting
There will be one vote per day, which you will participate in by voting in Bold Red. Every 9:00 PM, I will tabulate the results of all four days since the last tabulation.

What? Oh right. For the uninitiated: (all times in Pacific)
9:00PM - 9:00 PM
3:00AM - 3:00 AM
9:00AM - 9:00 AM
3:00PM - 3:00 PM

Yes, that means that there will be four votes, and thus four vote deaths per "day"(as you know them). Results will be tabulated and enforced every "day" at 9:00 PM pacific, so anything you do up to then will count, even if you died 18 hours prior.

When you vote, that vote will count for every day that it is within. You may change your votes at any time.
Thus, if you vote for -Rend- at 8:00 AM, and then vote for -MrBlarney- at 9:30 AM, your 9:00AM-9:00AM vote will be tabulated as Rend, and your next 9:00AM-9:00AM vote (as well as the next 3-3,9-9, and 3-3) will be tabulated as MrBlarney, unless you switch your vote.


Your votes continue to roll through.

Additional information will be made available at the bottom of this post as it becomes necessary.

Villager Role PM:
You are...
Spoiler:

Rend on
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  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    First Cycle Narration
    Second Cycle Narration
    Third Cycle Narration
    Fourth Cycle Narration
    Fifth Cycle Narration
    Sixth Cycle Narration

    2. CaptainPlanet82
    6. Niceguy Myeye
    10. Simulacrum
    11. Green
    12. Daius
    13. Durax
    14. Capfalcon
    15. Simonwolf
    17. Crimsoncoyote
    22. Ronrab
    23. Mr. Defecation
    27. romanqwerty
    29. Daniant
    30. godmode
    31. The Cow King
    33. Raiden333
    34. Leopardus Pardalis
    35. Dunadan019
    37. jimtopia
    38. Zandracon
    39. Cynic Jester
    43. MaxFrost
    44. AkimboLegs
    46. Cheez
    49. Varcayn

    1. Burnage - Awakened of Sunset
    3. Kime - Believer
    4. Darian - Believer
    5. Stew_stick - Believer
    7. Alegis - Believer
    8. Phyphor - Educated Stupid
    9. REG Rysk - Believer
    16. 3clipse - Believer
    18. Nodgarb - Awakened of Midnight
    19. Diorinix - Believer
    20. Towndrunk34 - Believer
    21. Samurai6966 - Educated Stupid
    24. [color='black"]Sir Fabulous - Awakened of Sunrise[/color]
    25. Spoit - Educated Stupid
    26. Void Slayer - Believer
    28. The anonymous - Believer
    32. PsychoLarry1 - Believer
    36. Lucedes - Believer
    40. Suki - The Time Cube
    41. Snipersedge - Awakened of Midday
    42. BertezBertez - Believer
    45. Ringo - Believer
    47. Erich Zahn - Awakened of Sunset
    48. Farangu - Believer
    50. ShadowThomas - The Fouracle, Village Seer

    Deaths of Sunrise
    Lucedes

    Deaths of Midday
    Kime
    Burnage
    PsychoLarry1

    Deaths of Sunset
    3clipse
    Darian
    REG Rysk
    Ringo
    Samurai6966
    The Anonymous
    Farangu
    Alegis
    Nodgarb
    Sir Fabulous
    Erich Zahn
    TownDrunk

    Deaths of Midnight
    Spoit
    Phyphor
    ShadowThomas
    Suki
    Void Slayer

  • EdcrabEdcrab Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Intriguing!

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Sign up?

    Cythraul
  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Do I have to sign up four times too?

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  • kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh, Rend, <3

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  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This is madness.

  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    What hath my foolish hands wrought

  • Stew_StickStew_Stick Dinner UKRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    !Sign up

  • Niceguy MyeyeNiceguy Myeye Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    !Sign Up

    YOU CANNOT SUPPRESS THE TRUTH

  • AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    this is my 2 AM sign-up

  • PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Your stupid Academician 1-cornerist math fails to reveal that 4-sided arithmetic is the one true mathematics. -1 * -1 = 1 is stupid and evil. If you do not accept the superiority of Time Cube you are stupid and evil.

    Teach 3 equators for a 4 quadrant hemisphere which rotates to a 4/16 principle life creativity as in Family Life Cube


    Spoiler:

    Magic Box
    Academician Prokhor "Phyphor" Zakharov, Chief Scientist of China, Provost of the University of Planet - SE++ Megagame
  • REG RyskREG Rysk Lord Rageface Rageington Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This will be horrible (great)

  • DarianDarian Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Will the first narration (at the end of day one) only have one completed vote?

  • DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Rend you are. . .

    wow.

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  • simulacrumsimulacrum Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Holy shit

  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

    Jesus Christ this is going to be amazing

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  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited November 2010
    !This was a great game Rend, thanks for running it

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  • BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Daius wrote: »
    !This was a great game Rend, thanks for running it

    But Rend hasn't been born yet.

  • DaiusDaius Registered User
    edited November 2010
    Really I wasn't expecting the game to go this way, but when you have a Mafia made up entirely of thralls it's bound to happen.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The network really just dropped the ball on Day -137.2, it was all downhill from there

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  • duraxdurax I'll be watching you... Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    oooOOOooo
    !grudged
    oooOOOooo

  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Green wrote: »
    The network really just dropped the ball on Day -137.2, it was all downhill from there

    You should have seen the spreadsheet for that day.

    Negative mono-actions everywhere

  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ok. I understand.

    For the time ranges, I think you mean...
    9pm to 3am - Day x
    3am to 9am - Day x+1
    9am to 3pm - Day x+2
    3pm to 9pm - Day x+3


    Edit:...Or you might actually be insane and going..

    9pm to 9pm(24 hrs later)
    3am to 3am(24 hrs later)
    9am to 9am(24 hrs later)
    3pm to 3pm(24 hrs later)
    [/B]


    Aaaahhhhh!!! Blarg. My mind created a blackhole and pulled itself in. :P

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  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    *blargle*

    Pop.


    That was my brain popping.

    I'm... I'm scared about the PM's, guys.

  • RendRend Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ok. I understand what we are talking about here, but the time ranges are confusing.

    For the time ranges, I think you mean...
    9pm to 3am - Day x
    3am to 9am - Day x+1
    9am to 3pm - Day x+2
    3pm to 9pm - Day x+3


    My mind imploded trying to figure out how to vote between 3am and 3am. :P

    Nope!

    Let's say you vote once at 8:30 AM and then again at 9:30 AM. then you decide not to vote again for an entire 24 hours.

    Your 8:30 vote will count for the day that ends at 9:00 AM. Your 9:30 vote will count for the NEXT 9am-9am day,a s well as the current 3am-3am, 9pm-9pm, and 3pm-3pm days. At 3:01pm, which is 5.5 hours from the second time you voted, your 3pm-3pm vote will be locked in. Six hours after that, your 9pm-9pm vote will be locked in, for that same person.

    At the next 9am, your vote for the 2nd 9am-9am will be locked in, and then that vote will end its usefulness. If you want to continue having a say in the village, you must vote again.

    You can vote anywhere between one and four times per day, and still have it count uniquely. Obviously you can change at any time.

  • simonwolfsimonwolf Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    oh god oh god

  • CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Who is your insurance provider? What is their policy on self-inflicted brain aneurisms?

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  • 3clipse3clipse So I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. ...that kills people, Carl.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i have no idea what's going on make the screaming inside my head stop

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  • 3clipse3clipse So I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. ...that kills people, Carl.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Also the guy that came up with Time Cube is out of his goddamn mind.

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  • crimsoncoyotecrimsoncoyote Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
  • CapfalconCapfalcon Tunnel Snakes Rule Capital WastelandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    3clipse wrote: »
    Also the guy that came up with Time Cube is out of his goddamn mind.

    In other news, Duna doesn't always explain his vote.

  • NodgarbNodgarb Registered User
    edited November 2010
    Head Asplode!

  • DiorinixDiorinix Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    !SIGN UP

    I like it. Chaos ensues!

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
    Mmmmm....toasty.
  • towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    !All hail the phalla god!
    should i start my career in a main or no...

    >You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.

  • samurai6966samurai6966 Registered User
    edited November 2010
    Not a Rend Main, Towndrunk. Not in a Rend Main...

    Echo wrote: »
    Yeah, some times I just want to get my farm in shape without being bothered by green explosive dildos.
  • towndrunk34towndrunk34 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    At least it should be better than a burnage main.

    >You don't want to drink that water anyway. Somebody tried to jizz in it last page.

  • 3clipse3clipse So I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. ...that kills people, Carl.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Or an Ender main.

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    Steam: BIRD BIRD KILL IT
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  • ronrabronrab Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    !time to sign

  • El SkidEl Skid The frozen white northRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I can't sign up for this right now.

    Maybe at some past date I may change my mind... But regardless this will have had been looking interesting.

    mrpaku wrote: »
    my name is precisionk and i'm ten tanks

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  • TimmerTimmer Registered User
    edited November 2010
    I am confused and don't understand this at all.

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